There comes a time in a woman's life when she begins to change, and Noodle was no exception.
She was getting taller now, and Russell said it might be time for her to get a 'b-r-a' soon.
"B-r-a?" Noodle thought. What could that be?
Maybe it was in one of Murdoc's magazines or something she thought as she skipped to the Winnebago. The only pictures she saw in the magazines were of girls with what looked to be balloons stuffed up their revealing-as-heck tops.
"Hmm..." Noodle thought, "Maybe those are b-r-a..."
Back in the kitchen of Kong studio:
"Can't we just hold off on getting her a bra?" 2D asked, really not wanting to have to face the girl's department any time soon.
"Eh, you're right, we're just over- Oh dear Lord." Russell dropped his coffee mug as Noodle pranced into the room.
"Umm...Noodle?" 2D asked when he saw the girl.
"Hai?" She asked, making both men flinch.
"Oy, Faceache, you know where my, SWEET SATAN AND ALL THAT IS WORTH MY TIME!" Murdoc exclaimed when he saw the young girl.
And so, it was off to the department store.
The boys looked extremely out of place in the bra aisle.
"What kind of code is this?" 2D asked, picking up a bra that was labled 34B.
"I dunno man, its sizes I guess." Russell said, never looking away from the socks hanging on the wall.
"The only sizes I know are 'eh', 'oh', and 'DAMN!'" Murdoc joked.
"This?" Noodle asked, returning with a 38DD.
'This' was too much for our heros, who politely excused themselves, then ran for the nearest place to hide.
That place came in the form of a cabinet in the kitchen department.
"What do we do!?" Murdoc whispered as loud as he could.
2D, who was now wedged between Murdoc and the door, piped up.
"We could just...I don't know!"
Both singer and bassist looked to the drummer, who was dialing something into his phone.
"Who are you calling? We're in a bit of a crisis here!" Murdoc shot.
"Shut it," Russell argued, "I'm calling 'D's mom!"
The boys all sat outside of the mall, waiting patiently for Noodle and Rachel to come out.
Once they did, Noodle held out her new training bra.
"See! B-r-a." She smiled brightly.
"That tiny thing?" Russell asked
"You are aware she was bra-stuffing." Rachel pointed out.
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"I-I'm gonna need a drink." Murdoc groaned, rubbing his temple.
"I'll join you." 2D stood up.
"Yeah, i could go for a bloody mary right now..." Russell followed the other men, leaving Rachel and Noodle.
"Men... weird..hai?" Noodle asked.
"Yes...They are weird."