Four days passed by, Deidara healed 2 days ago, Itachi and Deidara spent all their time in the Hotel room laying in bed, talking at least Deidara did most of the talking while Itachi laid their listening and replying once in a while. Making out which eventually end up with the two having sex.
It was morning around 10, Itachi and Deidara both got dressed in their usual attire including their Akatsuki cloaks. It was time they returned to the Akatsuki hideout so they left the hotel walking back.
"I'm gonna miss this hotel." Deidara says.
"To think you hated it there in the beginning, As well you hated me in the beginning as well." Itachi replies.
"I didn't hate you, hate you...I was just confused, Itachi." Deidara says.
"Well I did a great job making your mind up for you now did I?" Itachi says pulling Deidara close to him as they walked.
"Yeah, Yeah. Whatever." Deidara says not willing to admit it.
Itachi softly kisses Deidara's head lovingly.
"We could fly back if you want." Itachi says.
"Nah, I'd rather walk, it's better that way." Deidara answers.
"Says the boy who wanted to fly in the beginning." Itachi replies.
"Okay, Okay. Enough with the rubbing it in...I was an idiot in the beginning." Deidara says.
"Still an idiot." Itachi reassures him.
Deidara growls.
"You're an adorable idiot I love and can handle. Now quit growling at me or I'll have to punish you when we get back." Itachi says.
Deidara stops growling. The two return to the Akatsuki lair, They quickly go to the leader's head quarters. Itachi and Deidara stand their in front of Konan and Pain.
"Did you get the nine tails?" Pain asks.
"No, He got away, We're awfully sorry leader.." Itachi lies.
Pain sighs. "Very well...Next time we will get him, I'm sure you two have had a long and rough time being around each other. The two of you are dismissed to your rooms to rest up."
"Thank you, Leader.." Itachi says turning to leave.
"Bye, Un." Deidara says.
"You forgot the leader part, Deidara..." Pain says.
"Just be glad I even said bye, Hm." Deidara replies walking off with Itachi.
"That Deidara...He's such an idiot...Why did we even recruit him again?" Pain asks.
"He's a strong one, That's why." Konan replies with a smile.
Itachi and Deidara walks through the halls, Deidara pulls at Itachi arm stopping him.
"What is it, Deidara?" Itachi asks looking back at him.
"Since...We're back here at the Akatsuki...Does that mean we have to hide our relationship from the others, Hm?" Deidara asks.
"Only if you want to hide it, Dei." Itachi replies.
"I don't want to hide...I want our love to be out in the open, Yeah." Deidara says kissing Itachi passionately.
Tobi almost walks by them only to stop, He blinks and looks at them.
"I-Itachi, D-Dei-Dei-Senpai, Why are you kissing?" Tobi asks.
"We're together, Tobi." Itachi answers.
"Together?" Tobi asks confused.
"As in...Itachi and I love each other, We make out, cuddle. Itachi screws me, that kind of together." Deidara answers getting to the point.
"Ohhhh..." Tobi says getting it.
Kisame walks by and stops.
"Hey Itachi, Your back." Kisame says.
"Yes Kisame, I just got back a few minutes ago." Itachi answers.
"I see...Itachi why are you embracing this loud annoying bomber boy over here?" Kisame asks.
"We're together.." Itachi answers.
"I'm sorry to hear that." Kisame replies.
"Hey! I'm not annoying, You blue shark asshole!" Deidara shouts.
"Right...And you should have more respect for your elders, Deidara." Kisame says.
"How can I have respect for you when you just insulted me, Hm?" Deidara asks.
"Quiet a keeper, Itachi..." Kisame says.
"Damn straight I am a keeper, I'm the whole package, Yeah." Deidara says.
"Dei-Dei, I believe he was um...Being sarcastic..." Tobi speaks up.
Kisame laughs while Deidara glares and growls at him. Itachi stays silent and Tobi just giggles slightly.
Hidan and Kakazu walk up, Kakazu was counting some money and Hidan was blabbering, Hidan turns to the group.
"What's going on here?" Hidan asks.
"Ha-Ha, Itachi and Deidara here are an official couple." Kisame says laughing a bit.
"Damn, If Sasori was alive I would have lost the bet and I would have had to give up my money..." Kakazu says.
"What bet, What the hell were you and Sasori betting about, Hm?!" Deidara asks.
"Sasori called it, He said that the two of you would quit hating each other and end up fucking each other." Hidan explains.
Deidara says nothing and start blushing. Itachi just watches the group silently not reacting to anything.
Pain and Konan walk out from hearing all the commotion, They just stand their.
"What's going on out here?" Konan asks.
Everyone stays silent.
"I-Itachi and D-Deidara a-are dating." Tobi answers speaking up.
"Keep it down out here." Pain orders.
Konan and Pain go back to their headquarters.
"Good luck to you both." Kakazu says walking off.
"Have fun fucking Deidara, Itachi!" Hidan shouts leaving.
"Have fun being together you two, Come on Tobi, We will be sharing a room from now on." Kisame says with a smile.
"O-Okay. I hope the two of you enjoy your time together! See you on our next mission or around the hideout, Partner." Tobi says running off.
"God, They're annoying..." Deidara says relieved they were all gone.
"Let's go. We need to pack your stuff so you can move into my room." Itachi says grabbing Deidara hand and walking off in a hurry.
"Who says we're going to stay in your room, Hm?" Deidara asks.
"I did, Now don't fight me on it." Itachi replies.
"Fine, You win." Deidara says.
The two pack up Deidara's stuff and moves it all into Itachi's room so they can live together. Itachi and Deidara sit on the bed cuddling.
"I love that hotel, It started out disastrous and it ended up pleasurable in the end, Hm." Deidara answers.
"Bad things usually end up turning into great things." Itachi replies.
Itachi kisses Deidara passionately, Deidara kisses back.
"I love you, Tachi." Deidara says.
"I love you too, Deidara." Itachi replies.
Deidara rests his head on Itachi's chest, They just lay there eventually falling asleep in each other's embrace, Happy.