There is nothing more frightening that seeing someone you don't know...Oh wait, there is something more frightening, it's called 'That Someone You Don't Know Is Walking With Your Ten-Year-Old Guitarist!'
Murdoc watched in pure horror as Noodle skipped to the gates of Kong with a strange person following her. The person looked to be about her age, but that wasn't even the worst part!
The person was a boy!
The bassist walked this horrible scene unfold from his spot just outside the gate (Russel hated him smoking near Noodle), then quickly ran toward the house.
"FACEACHE! LARDS! GE' OUT 'ERE, NOW!" Murdoc was half way across the yard when the two men appeared in the door way.
"Wha' the hell, Murdoc?" Russel folded his arms, ready to pound the answer out of him.
2D, who was awoken from a drug-induce nap, rubbed his eyes and leaned against door frame, "Yeah, Mudz, wha's 'rong?"
"LI'LE, PERSON, CHILD, UMM, NOODLE, YES, NOODLE, WIT' ANOTHE' PERSON, MALE, CHILD!" Murdoc yelled frantically, flailing his arms for emphasis.
2D and Russel stared at Murdoc, echanged glances with eachother, then looked back at the bassist.
Murdoc stared right back, then ran a hand over his face, "OUR LI'LE NOODLE IS WIT' A BOY!"
The other mens' eyes shot wide open.
"NUH HUH, NOT IN MY HOUSE!" Russel shouted, causing 2D and Murdoc to smirk a bit.
"Russ, ya bettah go block 'em fro' eachothe'." 2D commented.
"Yeah!' Murdoc agreed, wagging his finger, "'Cause-"
Just then, Noodle and her male friend opened the gates of Kong and began walking toward the front door.
"Hide!" Murdoc screamed/whispered.
"Not in my house!" Russel pushed as still giggling 2D into a near by bush. He then threw Murdoc under Geep, and proceeded to try to climb a tree.
"Weird..." Noodle commented as the approached the house, "Swear just see boys." She readjusted her helmet, and continued to lead this mysterious boy into the house.
The second the door closed, Russel fell from the tree and Murdoc climbed out from Geep. They both joined 2D in the bush.
"Mudz...is tha' a twig pokin' meh-"
"Yes."
"Men, this is no time to worry 'bout Mudz sexuality!"
"Righ', Noods is in the'e wiff some bloke 'ho wants ta get in 'er pants!" 2D exclaimed, folding his arms the best he could.
All eyes fell on the bluenette for quite some time. Finally, Russel spoke,
"Right, well, we can not allow this!"
"Wha' e'actly can we no' allow?" Murdoc questioned.
"I...I dunno...Maybe meh mom knows howta handle a sit-u-ation loike this." 2D replied thoughtfully.
Murdoc whipped out his phone and dialed in the number. The second the woman answered all three men screamed "NOODLE HAS A FRIEND!"
"Oh, well, goo' fer 'er." Rachel said slowly.
"You dun understan', mom, i's a boy!" 2D exclaimed.
"So?"
"Well...I dunno, shou'n't boys sti' be icky to 'er or somethink?"
"Well, she does live wiff three o' 'em." Rachel pointed out.
"Oh...yeah..."
"Stuart?"
"Yes?"
"Are you on any new meds I dun know 'bout?"
"Umm...I duno fink so..." 2D thought that over when the line went dead.
"Don't hurt yo'self, man." Russel said, climbing out of the bush. He helped the other two men up and they walked back inside.
When they entered, the sight before them cause Russel to pass out, Murdoc to flip a table, and 2D to scream out "HELL NO!"
Noodle was hugging this boy!
Turns out his name was Chris. He was a kid Noodle knew from the park. They were only friends...