Heyy this is a kinda filler chapter, but it needed to be in there so... yeah. Anyway thanks too all reviewers/story alerters/ auther alerters/ favouriters/ favourite authorers (thats a word I made up ;))

anyway im back at school from half term now so I have to write in the evenings, but what I do is I text myself bits of the story that I think up during the day. Its weird but when your bored in maths its all I can do lol. So anyway...what was I talking about? Oh yeah the story haha

disclaimer: do you think that an English 13 yr old (the Riona in the story is older than me) own a popular american tv program? If you do GET SOME HELP if you dont then you are correct because unfortunately I dont own swac, or the answers to my end of year tests :(

Chad's pov

we all stared at the laptop screen with out mouths wide open, a video called 'are you ready to get so sketchy?' was playing:

(an the things that are underlined & in italics are what is said. The things in just italics are what you can see)

are you ready to get so sketchy?

That was also written in purple and yellow writing

a new comedy sketch show from condor studio's,

a picture of condor studio's

starring portlyn, Devon, Trevor, cloe, chasity, skyler, Ferguson and Penelope (an 4 of these are charactors from the falls, I just wanted the cast to be the same size )

pictures of the various cast members ending in one of them all

with all-new original comedy sketches

an audience laughing

like checking in girls

portlyn and cloe in hotel check in clothes behind a desk

illy Tilly

chasity on a bed wearing purple pyjama's with blonde hair in bunches

beat-boxing pirate

devon in a pirate costume beat-boxing

holly benson kid doctor

penelope in a doctors outfit

the adventures of whale boy

skyler spurting water at cloe

barry and harry

ferguson and skyler sat behind a desk

burpy

picture of dog burping

one bad beetle

whole cast in beetle costumes

and many more

cast snapshots

starting in 2 weeks on condor channel

^ written in purple and yellow

'is this a prank?' I said 'because who would give that sorry excuse for a cast who cant talk without a script a comedy sketch show?'

'and why would mr condor set up another show almost identical to ours?' said Nico

'this is going to lose us viewers and me- fans. We cant let them do that, im too pretty for that to happen!' said tawni

'what if they take over the vents too?' said zora. I saw sonny and Riona exchange a look before they shouted

'all right everyone shut up!' in unison.

'the thing is, this isn't a prank so sitting around here complaining isn't going to do anything!' said Riona

'I suggest we send a strongly worded letter to mr...'

'NO!' shouted Nico, Grady, zora and tawni. What got them so worked up?

'sonny that is a bad idea. But why don't we just go ask marshal what's going on, maybe he will know' Riona said kindly

'ok, but the letter is...' sonny started again

'NOT A CHANCE SONNY!' they all shouted again

'fine' sonny said bitterly but then brightened up 'lets go find marshal then'

'uh does anyone actually know where marshal is?' asked Grady

'well I dont because this stupid hotel doesn't have a decent vent system' said zora

'what about checking his room?' I asked, hoping someone knew where that was

'yeah thats a great idea hunni' said sonny kissing me on the cheek

'ok, number 1- eww! And number 2- does anyone actually know where his room is?' asked tawni

'of course I do, I found out in between carrying all your bags up here and settling in my room. Since that really leaves lots of time to check where our director is staying!' Nico said sarcastically, tawni looked a little hurt at the sarcasm.

'but you offered to take my bags' she said looking as though she was tearing up (as in crying)

'I know. I dont mind that I was just stating that I didn't have time'

'ok then' tawni replied flirtatiously. Ha, tawni had a crush on Nico

'ugh you two just go make-out while we go find marshal' I said annoyed, they went bright red at this. Was this what me and sonny were like? No wonder people were so annoyed.

'hey!' they both said together. Sonny giggled before taking my hand and dragging me out of the door.

'sonny, we don't know where marshal is so where are you taking me?' I asked as we got into the corridor.

'just here' she said

'er, why?' I asked

'because I was thinking don't you think that tawni and Nico would make a great couple? I mean they're always flirting and stuff...' she said, but when she started to ramble I kinda tuned out. I just heard random words like 'you' and 'hair' suddenly she turned her head back to me from the door that she'd been gazing at 'Chad are you even listening?'

'huh what?'

'chaddy you need to listen to me'

'ok i'll listen if you never call me chaddy again' I said shivering

'what about chaddykins?'

'no!'

'but why not?'

'because its creepy'

'its cute'

'creepy'

'cute'

'creepy'

'cute'

'creepy'

'creepy'

'cute'

'ha you admitted it. But seriously, we should get those two together'

'yeah'

'okay. Lets go get everyone else and go find marshal' so with that we went back into the room.

'so while you two had your little 'talk' out there. We actually came up with a plan' said tawni

'we're going to go down to reception and ask which room marshal pike is staying in' finished zora

'but what if they wont tell us?' asked sonny

'please sonny, I am Chad dylan cooper. They will tell me anything I want to know' I said popping my collar

'Chad, you know I love you but you have a hell of a large ego'

'well it needs to be larger that the avergage to keep up with all this!' I said gesturing to me

'again your ego is HUGE!'

'that may be but at least i've still got you on account of that'

'yeah' sonny said smiling and taking a step towards me. But as I leaned down to kiss her zora grabbed my hair and pulled me back

'hey 11 year olds in the room here!' she said

'hey NO-ONE touches the cdc's hair execept sonny, but even she cant pull it!'n.'

'whatever' said zora 'lets just put this plan into action' so we all trouped down to the lobby where a girl of about 23 was sat at the desk, she had bleached blonde hair with purple streaks in. she was wearing a red vest top and a short black skirt. She had very high heels on which she wobbled on when she got up and talked to us in a monotone voice

'hello and welcome to the Venice beach-side hotel. Is there anything I can help you with?' she obviously had chewing gum in and little bits of spittle came out of her mouth with every word. I could see tawni out of the corner of my eye and she stepped back and shivered in disgust.

'yes we'd like information on which room marshal pike is staying in' I said putting on the full cdc charm.

'and why should I give it to you?' she answered rudely in the same monotone voice

'because he's our director, from so random' sonny said inpatiently

'oh, the funny show'

'yeah, have you seen it?' asked tawni

'no, I was more into portlyn falls. But then it ended but i'm looking forward to that new show, so sketchy!' she said as we all exchanged a look

'look just tell us the room' I said trying to get a hold on the situation

'fine, fine' she said turning around to look in the files behind her 'gawd those actor types, they're all diva's' she said under her breath, not realising we could all hear her. 'here it is, room 201, floor 3'

'thank you' sonny said in her perky voice, but I could still tell it was forced and that she was really annoyed.

'your welcome' the girl replied sarcastically, as we all set off to room 201. to try and sort out the whole mess.

So uh what do you think? I hope you liked it. I tried to add in some tawnico and channy but I dont know if I succeeded... anyway just warn me if I start to ramble in these an's cus all my friends and family do so its no biggie lol. I do it a lot, I also trip over flat surfaces and up stairs but thats just me.

Did anyone see corrie? Omg tony's gunna kill hayley, carla and himself aaaah.

Ok im gunna go now cus gok's fahion fix is on. You know when you need your weekly fix of fashion ;-)#

rambling on from Riona ;)