A/N: Hm, it appears that prom is upon us once again. Am I going? No, for I am a mere freshmen. Why does from seem to annoy me so? For every dance I always have to help someone get ready,pay for stupid stuff, find a dress, do their hair and make up, fix a dress, or even make a dress. As you can see, I am very busy this month. Oh well! Lol, I enjoy it XD But I won't get much cosplay or typing in...Any how, this was written based off of my experience of prom dress hunting for my sister (she doesn't really care what she wears, but my mom was flipping out, and I guess I'm miss beauty consultant) SO, I invented this little chapter :D ENJOY!
Oh, award shows, the night were all the celebrities dressed up, cried over some meaningless award, get black-out drunk, and probably hear about their mistakes the next day. The Gorillaz were no exception.
"Mudz, you gotta wear a suit." Russel tried to reason with the bassists.
"I dun even wanna go, why shoul' I get dressed up jus' fer this?" Murdoc protested.
"'Cause last time we went to an award show, you were completely naked."
"I ha' a thong on."
"That is completely beside the- Oh Good Lord, Noodle is gonna need a dress!" Russel suddenly remembered. 2D, who had his headphones on, suddenly shreaked in fear.
"Does tha' mean we'll have ta go to tha' girly store in t'e mall!?"
"Um...yes...yes it does." Russel's face went blank of all emotions. Murdoc was preparing to run to the winnebago, but Russel grabbed the color of his shirt, still maintaining no emotion. Both 2D and Murdoc's faces were filled with horror. But, come on, how bad could it be?
The store was hot, stuffy, and filled with tule, rhinestones and people. Lots and Lots of people!
"You guys, doe' anyone else feel loike they jus' go' killed by a unicorn?" 2D's eye twitched a little.
"Look, all we gotta do is have Noodle pick out a dress she likes, disapprove of the price, then get the hell out of here!" Russel said, establishing the game plan. Both boys nodded, but a sudden seen had their eyes blown wide open.
Little Noodle came prancing out in a triangle top dress that was short than short and bright red. A Roxanne dress basically(1).
And that is how our heros wound up hiding under the skirt of a rather large dress.
"What do we do!? WHAT DO WE DO!?" Russel whispered/screamed.
"W'oes t'e broad wearin' this dress?" 2D looked around, realizing the skirt hid Murdoc, Russel, and himself quite nicely and still had room for probably two more.
"Faceache! Focus!" Murdoc slapped the back of the bluenette's head.
"Someone call Stu's mom!" Russel said in panic.
2D grabbed his phone and dialed in the number.
"What is it-"
"NOODLE NEEDS A DRESS!" The boys shouted out at once.
"Why didn't you call me to begin with?" Rachel asked, lifting the skirt of the dress.
"Mom! 'ow'd ya find us?"(2) 2D asked.
"Noodle called, we found a dress for her(3)." Rachel folded her arms.
"Do we still have to pay for it?" Russel questioned.
"Yes."
"How much?"
"$200."
"FOR A DRESS!?"
Russel was just about to protest when Noodle stepped out of the dressing room. She wore a pink dress with short sleeves and a poofy skirt. There was a satin ribbon that tied in a bow in the back.
"I look good?" She asked sweetly. If that didn't melt the boys' heart, nothing would.
"You look beautiful." Russel smiled.
"Gorgeous."
Murdoc growled a little, yes, he thought it looked good, but for two hundered dollars! Come on!
They bought it anyway, and the boys got some entertainment for the day.
As they were leaving the store, a women walked in and picked up the dress the boys were hiding in. They watched in pure as she tried on the dress...and it was too tight on her.
"Dude..." 2D's eyes went wide, "That's the broad wearing that dress!"
(1)= Exact description of the dress my mom had my sis tried on
(2)= I found my sis's dress and she wanted a darker color, so I went to look for one, meanwhile, my brother was getting a suit for his prom, and he met us at the store. Magically he found me in the mass of plastic and tule I was surrounded by
(3)= Like I said, I found my sister's dress.