So dont shoot me i've finally updated. This is a kinda filler so yeah still review!

disclaimer: do I own a cactus? Yes! Do I love edward cullen? Yes! Do I have a candle made of honey? Yes! Do I h1ave nightmares about the chopping wood guy from bgt? Yes! Do I own swac? No! dammit

Chad's pov

the next day

we were back no the coach. The tiny, cramped and now smelly coach (Grady and Nico were farting the national anthem) sonny gave my hand a squeeze (she'd been holding it) and I looked up from my iphone at her. She gave me a reassuring smile which I returned. I remembered when we told marshal the clips of so sketchy! The worried expression on his face when he told us to pack up, I remembered it like it was yesterday... because it was!

-flashback time-

no-ones pov

'sonny., Chad what is this?' he asked looking from the computer to us

'er, it's a commercial' Chad said, trying to lighten up the mood. It didn't work

'yes, I know it's a commercial. But seriously, is this a joke or a hoax?' he said, deadly serious

'no marshal, you can even check the condor studio's website. .com' (this does not exist, I made it up) sonny said, typing in the search bar. She found the website and showed the laptop to marshal. Chad peeked over her shoulder.

It was the home page, it had the usual purple and yellow box for so random: SO RANDOM: THE NUMBER 1 SHOW ON TV, COMEDY GENIOUS! And the plea for new contestants on meal or no meal, but in the corner usually posted with a sign saying ' we are sorry but portlyn/mackenzie falls has been canceled' was now taken up by a yellow and purple box that was opposite colours to the so random one that says: SO SKETCHY THE FUTURE NUMBER 1 SHOW ON TV, COMEDY GENIOUS COMING SOON!

Marshal was just staring at it with his mouth open

'wha-what huh, that's- no it cant be, uh, oh my god' marshal stuttered. Then his director mode kicked in 'ok everyone, go pack up everything-' he started

'everything? But I just got my hair products in order' said Chad and tawni said in unison, seriously those two could be twins... that fought a lot. 'shut up' said tawni hitting him

'ok, ok' he replied hastily walking over to his girlfriend

'what did I just say? Get going!' said marshal almost yelling

Chad's pov

so that's how we were, one day later (hey it takes a while to look this good) on this stupid bus again. Why is it that the way back always seems to take longer than the way there, maybe its because we were all so worried and stressed when on the way we were all happy and looking-forward ot the holiday.

'hey chaddykins' said tawni devilishly

'what did you call me?' I said angrilly

'well chaddy, we all heard yours and sonny's little 'dicussion' yesterday outside the room and we heard what you said about me and Nico' she said, I growled at the first bit

'yeah, and...?' I said

'and if we want to call you chaddykins then we will' said tawni

'and if we want to call you chaddy we will' said Nico

'we don't need your help to be together' said tawni

'yeah, if we want to go out then we will!' said Nico, I sighed.

'well then i'm just going to leave you two and go back to my girlfriend, who I got together with because of something simlar to what just happened' I said turning back around

'huh?' they both said looking at each other

'so they found out?' sonny said leaning her head on my shoulder wearily

'yeah, I guess we should have been quieter' I said putting my arm around her

'yeah, it seems like we've been on this coach for hours!' sshe replied

'I know, but it loooks like we're here' I said looking out of the window

'really, yes finally I need to get off this coach!' she excxlaimed

'same' I said jumping up, grabbing her hand and almost dragging her off the coach 'la how much i've missed you!' I said hugging a nearby lamppost, I looked up to see a little girl of about 8 staring at me with her head cocked to one side 'yes even celebrity's like me have er... mad moments' I said, she just kept staring until I realised I still had my arms around the post 'oh, er just lost my cool for a second there' I brushed the dust off my jacket

'you cant loose something you never had' the girl said in a singsong voice bfore skipping off, her short red pigtails swinging from side to side

'and there goes the smartest kid I ever saw' said sonny kissing my cheek

'hey, that hurt sonny' I said mocking being upset

'awh the big actor hurt by a bit of sarcasm awh' she said in the same singsong voice the girl used

'yeah well, anyway I need to erm... go unpack' I said hastily

'no you dont marshals going to take our stuff back ro our dressing rooms 'Riona said coming up behind him

'oh, great' I said miffed 'I wonder who that random girl was?' he said, staring down the road she left on

'oh, so you've met ella?' Riona said

'what, you know her?' sonny said looking interested

'yeah, she was like my little sister back in Blackburn, where I came from, her family moved with us because her dad knows marshal' Riona said

'oh cool' I said, not very interested 'so are you supporting america for the world cup?'

'no, why would I?'

'because you live here?'

'yeah, but England is so going to win, and we should have won that game on saturday' she retorted

'no way, your keeper couldn't even save that shot'

'well, we had a better goal than you'

'so'

'so'

'you guys shut up!' sonny yelled

'sorry...' Riona said sheepishly

'anyway, don't you think we better find out what this whole "so sketchy" thing is all about?'sonny asked

'yeah, I guess' I said

'England' Riona hissed at me as we followed sonny inside

'america' I hissed back, but as we got to the door sonny stopped

'what' Riona asked

'what is that?' sonny murmured. On the wall through the window was I giant poster identical to ours but with so sketchy written on it and their cast in our places. I pushed the door open and we all went inside, we all rushed down the corridor towards stage 13, but it had changed too. The door was now painted purple and it said 'so sketchy' on it in yellow letters. Sonny opened the door and us three walked inside

'-check in dance?' said portlyn

'check in dance' replied cloe, they moved to the dance area but then a familiar voice schreeched

'STOP, STOP REHEARSAL!' we turned to see a young girl stood with two very familiar guys stood behind them

'you!' sonny gasped

so here's my random ramble time * yay * so what did you guys think? I am sooooooo sorry it took me like a week to update. Yes im gunna play the blame-game again, this time you can kinda blame me... so this week- well last week, I decided to get a life so I had a friend over on friday, went iceskating and to a sleepver on staurday and then on sunday, tragedy struck! My mum suddenly decided that big brother had too much swearing so banned me from watchoing it! End of the world!

So anyway, moving on fom my feeble atempts at getting a life, excuse me all the non-english people reading this but I also think that England will win the world cup. Im not a big football (soccar to you americans) watcher so I didn't watch the England v usa game on saturday 'cause as mentioned before I was ice-skating. I also watch dr who (IT WAS AMAZING JAMES CORDEN and st trinians 1 + 2 so I didn't watch it then either. But anyhoo England should have won yadda yadda yadda.

Also if you want to hurt me/ send me nasty reviews cus it took me so long to update please do it via pm cus I dont like public humiliation.

Haha this is my longest an ever! Are you proud of me? Do you like my rambles? Please answer me me via pm or review lol.

I like pixie lott (not in that way, dirty minded person) I her song turn it up. I also like james corden and dizzy rascals shout come and have a go if you think you're hard enough ha that made me laugh

signing off

Riona