A/N: Alright, peeps, the chapter ya'll have been waiting for, DUN, DUN, DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN Part 1 of 4
Noodle woke up one morning to a horrible pain in her tummy.
"What could this be?" The girl sat up, realizing there was a cramp in her back too. Noodle grimaced and stood slowly. There was a sudden gush of something was and Noodle's face lit up with embarrassment.
"Oh no, did I really just do that!?" The girl mumbled as she ran off to the bathroom. But when Noodle realized what actually happened, the embarrassment turned to pure panic.
"Go' a'y eights?" 2D asked, dealing the cards again.
"I though' we were playin' old maid!" Murdoc exclaimed.
"Guys, we're playing black jack!" Russel threw his cards down. He looked up just in time to see Noodle enter the kitchen.
"Hey, baby girl, what's wrong?" The drummer noticed the expression on the girl's face. Noodle took a deep breath before answering.
"Russel-san...I start my first period." Noddle said the words slowly.
And just like that, the boys, the cards, and six bottles of alcohol up and disappeared.
No safely crammed in the vent system of Kong, the 'men' of the house continued to panic.
"Faceache, call yer mum!" Murdoc nearly shouted.
"No, we dun need 'er this time, we go' this!" 2D replied, knowing damn well he had no idea what to do.
"Just call her!" Russel argued.
"Al'ight, al'ight." 2D pulled out his phone and typed the number in slowly.
"Hello?"
"Hi, um, mum...Nood's kin'a, ummm..."
"Started her period?"
"Yes!" all three boys shouted at once.
"OOH! How wonderfu!"
"Well, um...wha' do we do?" 2D asked calmly.
"Well, she'll need pads."
"What are those?" Little did Stu Pot know, he would be getting his answer soon enough.