So don't shoot me! Put that gun down! Kill me and I wont be able to finish the story!

Sorry everyone I have been exceptionally busy. Lets just say I have had a modern exam, practices for my exam, a ballet trophy class, practices for that, end of year stuff, planning my (not so) amazing social life, packing for my holiday to Spain :) (btw this and all my other stories will be on hiatus from 13th august to 28th august :))

so yeah this is a filler chapter up until the last two bits of dialogue, cus in my last story people asked me what happened on some of the dates that were mentioned. Well on this date, I'll show you :)

disclaimer: the only thing I own is me, who is a character in this story so I own Riona, and... not much else so

Riona: tell them

me: this doesn't make sense, you're me so how can you be telling me to...

Riona: just tell them

me: but why?

Riona: its for legal reasons

me: okay then I don't own swac

Riona: no too bad but you need to work on it

me: so do you

Tawni's pov

'tawni? Can you help me? I'm going on a date with Chad tonight and I have no idea what to wear' I heard coming through my hot pink furry phone! Yes furry. Its almost as pretty as mua, I did say almost. I was already stood outside her apartment along with Riona armed with the perfect dress (for her) and my huge make-up collection (travel size). 'cause little did they know everyone heard Chad and sonny's little 'exchange' because the so sketchy phonies were called into Mr condors office so, we all went to the boys dressing room with fro-yo but they were in there. We heard everything they said and sent Grady and Nico in there to get rid of the (cute) yuck-fest

'your help has arrived!' I said walking into the sorry excuse for an apartment, Riona behind me struggling with the piles of stuff I brought. I probably should have helped her but she needs to know how things work around here.

'oh thanks so much!' sonny said sounding relieved 'I'm just so nervous'

'but- why- are -you -so' Riona gasped still struggling with the stuff. She suddenly collapsed under the weight 'nervous?' she asked weakly getting to her feet 'you two have been going our for ages'

'erm well its special' sonny said, a soppy smile coming onto her face 'I mean, we've just said I love you to each other for the first time and its our 50th date too!'

'you've counted?' I said sceptically. Riona elbowed me in the stomach 'ow!' I exclaimed

'yes and?' sonny asked me, looking me straight in the eyes

'it's er cute?' that sounded a lot better in my head. It came out like a flipping question!

'right, okay why don't we get you sorted for your date sonny?' Riona said trying and failing to ease the tension in the room.

'not until she apologises' sonny said staring daggers at me. How dare she call me 'she' I am tawni hart for goodness sake. But I do feel bad... no tawni hart does not 'feel bad' great I just quoted myself saying something bad about me! I'm going loopy. I might as well... no I refuse to apologise! But look at her she looks so helpless... no I'm not going to...

'I'm sorry' I pushed myself to say, sonny and Riona's eyes widened

'what did you say?' sonny said smirking

'I-I-er' I stuttered

'come on, tell me' she coaxed putting her cupped hand behind her ear, like you do to toddlers. Riona mimicked this action now also smirking

'I said sorry but I'm not going to say it again because I'm tawni hart, and I'm pretty!'!' I said

'well thanks tawni' sonny said,

'er sonny?' Riona butted in

'not now tawni apologised!' sonny said incredulously

'but its 7 o'clock' she said showing sonny her watch. Wait 7 o'clock... I've only got an hour to make sonny pretty! Not as pretty as me but, good enough for Chad.

'no time for talking we've got work to do!' I said pushing sonny to the bathroom 'have a shower and meet us in your room in 20 minutes' I said giving her a towel and closing the door behind her. I heard the lock click and the water turn on. Riona was unpacking the many boxes that she'd dropped on the floor.

'one question' she started 'why so much stuff?'

'just because' I said watching her, because tawni hart does not work! 'right, are you done yet?' I whined, I'm not patient either.

'yes, but it's gunna take yonks to put it all away again!' Riona said, but I just looked at her confused. What's yonks? 'what?' she asked as I carried on looking at her

'what's yonks?' I asked her. She giggled

'its just something me and my friends back home say. It means ages or whatever' she said, clearing things up for me

'oh right!' I said sarcastically then I rolled my eyes. We (well Riona) laid out the 3 dresses I brought and put my make-up box on sonny's dresser. 'are you sorted yet sonny?' I shouted

'nearly, I'm just conditioning' sonny's voice wavered in from her bathroom. I was bored so I grabbed sonny's yellow laptop (yellow? Who has a yellow laptop? Mines hot pink :)) and turned it on.

'tawni? What are you doing?' Riona asked me

'checking my facebook duh!' I said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. I guessed sonny's laptop log in password. It was 'chadissodreamy' how predictable can you be? I opened up google chrome and typed .com into the address bar. I logged in with my e-mail- and password lookatme. I updated my status:

tawni Tallulah hart is helping sonny Allison Munroe be as pretty as me for her date with Chad Dylan cooper, with my new assistant Riona grace Biers.

Comments:

Chad Dylan cooper:

love you sonny babe

Riona grace Biers:(sent from a mobile device)

assistant? What have you done yet tawni?

Tawni Tallulah hart:

I have... supervised, and be pretty

Riona grace Biers:(sent from a mobile device)

sure tawni

Chad Dylan cooper:

your argument is coming up on my notifications ladies!

Riona grace Biers:(sent form a mobile device)

get over it chip

Chad Dylan cooper:

you know that nickname now?

'Riona grace Biers:(sent from a mobile device)

yeah they filled me in

tawni Tallulah hart:

yeah cooper

sonny Allison Munroe:(sent from a mobile device)

erm guys,

Chad: aren't you meant to be getting ready for our date? (Love you too!)

Riona: why don't you turn around and help me like you came too?

Tawni: why are you on my laptop?

I turned to see sonny stood there in a so random purple and yellow dressing gown with dripping wet hair and a not-so-sonny expression on her face.

'I have 15 minutes until my date!' she stated, taking a step toward us

'yes but I mean I am tawni hart I can do it and be pretty at the same time!' I said trying to make her laugh

'do it. Now!' she ordered and we ran to go get the stuff.

10 minutes later

I walked up the corridor outside sonny's apartment feeling very nervous for our date. I've got no idea why though, I'm CDC I shouldn't be nervous. But I had a feeling something was going to happen. I didn't know what but something...

but anyway I walked up to the door that I had seen so many times before took a deep breath and knocked. I could hear muffled whispers coming from inside mine and sonny's apartment and then a window closing and someone/s going down the fire escape. Then the door opened and in front of me was my gorgeous girlfriend.

'hiya' she said as I took in her outfit. She was wearing a midnight blue baby doll corsage dress with blue converse and some beautiful sapphire earrings. Her hair was curled to perfection and secured with a blue bow.

'hey' I replied, stunned from how amazing she can look while still looking casual enough for our date.

'so where are we going?' she asked me as she stepped out of her apartment and locked the door

'you'll soon find out' I said taking her arm as we made our way to my convertible that was parked in the lot below her apartment.

'I'm so excited' she said as we got into the car and set off to the mystery location

'me too!' I said looking into her eyes 'but anyway who was in your apartment before I got there?'

'no-one' she said suspiciously

'sonny, I heard them and I saw the status update'

'hehe oh yeah, sorry. I just didn't know what to wear tonight'

'its okay sonshine' I said, I then put a blindfold on her face, taking care not to ruin her hair/ make-up.

'hey!' she exclaimed struggling with it

'just leave it, or you'll ruin the surprise' I said as we pulled into the parking space outside the newest place in Hollywood

'fine' she said grudgingly. I got out of the car and helped her out too. She gripped my arm tightly as we walked up the slight incline towards somewhere we'd been before. But never quite like this

'we're here!; I said to her as we came to a stop

'can I take this thing off now?' sonny asked me putting her hand to either side of the blue silk blindfold

'if you want' I said mysteriously. She pulled the blindfold away and left in my awaiting hands.

'where...oh...oh!' she said realising where we were

'can you tell where we are?' I asked, and she nodded slowly taking in her surroundings

'they've made lookout mountain into a restaurant?' sonny said incredulously

'uh huh, lookout restaurant. The newest and most romantic restaurant in Hollywood!' I said filing g her as she started to grin, hugely

'yay!' she said skipping in, dragging me in behind her

'res-reservation under cooper, Chad Dylan cooper' I said trying to get my breath back

'ah yes, right this way' a snooty waiter said, taking us to a small two seater booth in about the same place me and sonny sat on our 'fake' date. The place with a great view over the whole of Hollywood.

'wow the view is so beautiful, Chad' sonny gasped as she took in the view

'yes it is' I said looking at her, uninterested in the view outside. Smooth 'oh you mean that view, its a'ight' sonny giggled and I put my arm around her, she snuggled into my shoulder so I must have had the most ridiculous grin on my face but I didn't care. It was just perfection until I spotted something. Or re-phrase it better someone! Lets just say the snooty waiter had been replaced with someone else. Someone I knew only too well!

'what are you doing here?' I snarled, getting out of my seat with my arm still around sonny. The new waitress looked up and smiled evilly

'ah, we've been waiting for you!'

so yeah what did you think?

Conks btw is a word that all me and my friends use a lot. But recently one of my friends mum's has picked up the habit and as sicky Vicky would say not cool

yeah Biers is not my real surname, I wonder if anyone can notice who's surname it is. Clue: I have mentioned heir name at some point in this story.

yay! I've seen sonny with a secret! personally I think Disney need to work on their channy adding skills, but I do think its amazing when Chad calls sonny m'lady. *sigh* I wish he'd call me m'lady. Or Edward Cullen could, or Jacob black, or Riley...

so if I keep going on I will accidentally let it slip that I have a shrine to the fit guys from twilight... oh fish I just did :L :P

so yeah I've gotta go watch my widdle bruva do his year 6 production (that's a clue, my real age is higher than someone in year 6)

hehe, until next time

Riona

xx