Men just don't understand wait. Really, they don't! All 2d ever did with his hair was roll out of bed and flat iron it until all the dainty little curls fell from it, making him resemble that of an electrocuted porcupine. Murdoc's own hair had some much grease caked in it from years of not washing it that it was deemed immobile from the Beatles inspired cut he wore. Russel didn't even have hair to speak of! To make a long story short, none of the men in the house cared about their hair. However, Noodle did.
Being a ten year old little girl, it made sense that Rachel would send Noodle packages of hair clips and hair ties with little ponies on them.
Now, the girl's own mane resembled that of a samurai hairdo. And though she could tie the sections of hair together, she had deemed the clips useless. However, she still liked them very much. Rachel had always told her to use said clips to keep her hair from her eyes, so very blankly, and mainly because her helmet was always on, Noodle didn't need such things. But, the boys...
Yes, the boys. Russel, not so much, but 2D and even Murdoc! They needed hair ties! They needed hair clips! THEY NEEDED NOODLE TO STYLE THEIR HAIR!
Grabbing an old take out bow, Noodle gathered her supplies and rushed out the door.
"An' then I tol' the bloke, I says, 'Wanna say tha' ta meh face, mate?' " Murdoc howled at his tale, Russel shaking his head in disbelief and 2D promptly stating he didn't remember that at all.
"Well, tha's cause ya dun 'ave a brain, dullard, i's all just a sheet of paper where one shoul' be." Murdoc snapped.
2D thought the insult over when Noodle walked in, dragging her box behind her.
"Oi, luv, whatacha got there?" Murdoc leaned back in his chair, lighting a fag. Finding this the perfect time, Noodle pounced, sending bassist and chair to the ground.
"MAKE YOU PRETTY!" Was Noodle's battle cry as she whipped a brush from her back pocket, working it through Murdoc's locks (losing several brush teeth in the process. Once satisfied, the axe princess grabbed handfuls off greasy brown hair and pinning them in random direction on the top of Murdoc's head.
Once satisfied, Noodle ran over 2D, who was doubled over laughed. While he was distracted, Noodle attacked him with the comb (losing even more comb teeth). She grabbed handfuls of blue hair and tied them back in wild pig tails all over his head.
"Pretty!" Noodle finally proclaimed.
Russel was laughing at the other two men, now looking ridiculous as ever, "Good thing, I don't got hair." He wiped a tear from his eye.
"Oh, Russel-san!" Noodle marched straight up to the man, who knelt in front of her.
SMACK!
The bald man now adorned a lovely, over sized bow at the top of his head...and a concussion.
It was for this very reason that when Rachel sent Noodle some new nail polish the following week, the boys ran like hell.