Hey peeps its just me :) so this might possibly be my last post, but I could do another one if I can. You see ive been ill then my parents are working every day so ive been at my nanas so I cant write. Next week im at summer school (dance not boring school work) and then im going to mijas :)

so sorry if this is my last post for a bit but yeah I have excuses :P so believe them or get over it lol.

This Is quite a long chapter :) its words. So it should do you for a bit. And this is number 11 really not counting an's so yeah I forgot to count out number 10 so lets do a party for this one woop woop.

If u noticed I sed ive been ill. Im ok now but Im not 100% though so yeah :L

ahh theres been 2 turantula's loose in bolton! Thats not far from blackburn :O :L

hahaa I just saw a program called penguin island and they put a penguin in the fridge to cool it down lol. random

Disclaimer: I dont own swac but I do own tickets to spain :)

Chad's pov

I was at the tween choice awards and nominations were being announced. But something was wrong! I was wearing my 'dressed up' suit, but I had a Mackenzie falls tie on with it. Even wierder I was in the luxurious falls seats with the rest of the falls cast and next to me was portlyn leaning on my shoulder and my arm was around her shoulders. And the more I tried to move it she just snuggled harder into my shoulder, like sonny would if she was scared. I could feel something hard in my back pocket that was vibrating but I was too confused to investigate.

I looked over to the comedy seats and there was the falls cast but dressed in the so random clothes! Chloe was wearing an outfit identical to what zora wore to the last tween choice awards. Trevor and devon were wearing cheese pants. Chasity was wearing tawni's sparkily pink dress. Penelope was wearing an outfit typical of Riona, a split dress that looked like a gray vest top and a pale pink skirt with small spots on it and Portlyn had on something sonny would have worn in season 2 onwards of so random, with her hair dyed black.

But the wierdest thing of all was I saw a double of myself over there with my arm around portlyns double and we acted just like we were in love. Like sonny and I do. As I looked around the crowded staples theatre I noticed that none of the real so random cast were there. And more inportantly, sonny wasnt there. I was wondering how I got from the cave trapped with my sonshine, to here. My personal hell. But suddenly the so random portlyn came running over to where I was sat. she pushed the falls portlyn out of the way and sat nest to me. She spoke in sonny's voice

'Chad, Chad wake up! Please come back I'm scared and it's pitch black in here, wake up!' she said this shaking me from side to side. All the people in the room suddenly disapeared and the lights went off

'Chad wake up wake up!' sonny's voice demanded in my ear again. I tried to stand up but I hit my head on something hard and damp that hadnt been there before

'Chad, are you awake?' sonnys voice asked sweetly as someone pulled me to the ground which was definitely not the comfertable vip seat I had been in before.

'yes what are you talking about i've been awake the whole time!' I said in an annoyed tone

'no you havent you've been thrashing around in your sleep from what I could feel. And you were muttering 'no not portlyn I want sonny noo!'' she said in a baby voice

'wait a minute, where am I?' I asked curiously

'your in the cave that we've been stuck in for like 15 hours' sonny said in a strange voice

'awh sonny i'm back! Your back' I said in a happy tone hugging her tight to my chest

'yes, your back in this wonderful cave where we are trapped yaaaay' sonny said in a sarcastic voice

'oh yeah... forgot about that' I said slumping down again, suddenly -just like in the dream- something hard in my back pocket vibrated. So I felt around and I pulled out my secomd phone

'Chad? What's that?' sonny asked me as I gasped. I held down the 'on' button and the screen lit up smiling I showed sonny the phone

'look what I found!' I said excitedly holding it in the air and, giving light to this dark cramped place. Sonny's eyes widened

'b-but they took our phones' sonny said her eyes flickering from the phone, to me and back again

'I know! But they only looked through our pockets till they found our phone! So when they found one phone they stopped looking but what they didn't know is that I have two phones! They took the phone that has the people I used to think were cool. This is the one with all the people from so random!, my family and stuff' I explained, shining some light on the situation. Literally!

'oh' sonny breathed. her face lighting up, from the phone and excitement.

Sonny's pov

'oh' I breathed, smiling for what felt like the first time in a million years! He took me in his arms and held me there tightly. The moment was perfect...

'I told you so' he whispered in my ear. I pulled back and looked at him, narrowing my eyes

'just ruined it!' I said 'just because I had a mini breakdown from being stuck down here does not give you the right to say I told you so'

'mini' Chad scoffed and I punched him lightly in the shoulder

'come on! Whether you told me so or not, you still have the phone and our ticket out of here'

'theres a ticket to get out of here? Why didnt you tell me?' Chad said, looking and sounding clueless

'the phone Chad' I said ina deadpan tone 'call someone'

'fine I will' Chad said back

'fine you should'

'fine'

'fine'

'good'

'good'

'so are we good?'

'we are so good' and with that we both turned and tried to walk away but just proceeded to bng our heads on the cave. We sat with our backs to each other for about 10 seconds until neither of us could bear it

'I love you' I said holding my arms out to him

'I love you too' he said kissing melighly and hugging me again 'but I still told you so'

'get the phone!' I said in the same tone I used before

'fine I will' Chad said back

'fine you should'

'fine'

'fine'

'good'

'good'

'so are we good?'

'we are so good'

'oh my Chad we are never going to get out of here!' Chad said in a diva-like way

'well just ring someone!' I insisted

'fine I will' Chad said back

'fine you should'

'fine'

'fine'

'good'

'good'

'so are we good?'

'we are so good'

'this isnt working' he said as if it was some big mystery

'well then heres an idea, give me the phone' I said

'fine I will' Chad said back

'fine you should'

'fine'

'fine'

'good'

'good'

'so are we good?'

'we are so good'

'seriously?' he said

'you started it!'

'really sonny really?'

'yes Chad really! Now give me the phone'

'f-' he started again

'dont even think about it!' I said taking the phone and going through the contacts 'not Grady because its pizza night, he wont even think about his phone...not Nico it'll be in public with girls...not zora she never answers...not tawni hers is always turned off to look at herself...ah we'll ring Riona' I said

'f-' he started again

'do you want to get out of here?' I asked him

'yes' he said sighing. I pressed the calll button

'shh its ringing! I'll put it on speaker' I told Chad as I listened to the beeps

'hello who is it?' she answered

'hi Riona its sonny'

'oh hey, so whats up? How did your date with Chad go last night?'

'she's still on it' Chad shouted in the background

'WHAT? Sonny, you didnt...' she started sounding alarmed

'NO!' me and Chad shouted at the same time

'the whats going on? Why havent you gone home yet?'

'well thats why i'm calling. The restaurant we went to was fake, so sketchy set it up and then they trapped us in a cave to stop us from getting to the competition today'

'but you two didnt...'

'no, we did not!' I said firmly as Chad was laughing in the background

'good, good so where are you? Shall I come help you or whatever?'

'er its on lookout mountain, they wont have cleared up the restaurant yet so just come in and there is a big trapdoor with a big lock on it. I need you too either find the key or bring some people that can help force it open'

'okay then see you in a few' she said cheerily

'see you' I said and pressed the end call button 'well...that was awkward' I said

'yeah...awkward' he said back

'but still we are -almost- free!' I said happily

'yep but we still have to wait down here'

'your like a constant downer huh?' I said sitting down to wait

'what?' he said sitting next to me 'I only said o-' je started but I captured his lips in a kiss

'its a quote' I said pecking him on the lips again 'from charlie the unicorn'

20 minutes later

Riona's pov

'but I dont understand how you cant like pizza!' Grady insisted to me as we walked into the fake-restaurant with Nico, tawni and zora.

'its easy, I dont like tomatoe and I dont like cheese' I said looking around

'you dont like cheese?' he said in a shocked voice

'well done you can hear me' I said sarcastically

'how can you not like cheese?' he asked me in the same shocked voice

'you dont like cheese?' a voice came out of the floorboards

'sonny?' we all asked in unison

'guys you're up there?' asked another voice

'Chad?' we said in unison again

'yes yes we're both here under the floorboards there is a trap door' said an irrritated Chad

'ok ok we're doing it' said Nico

'wait who is up there?' asked Chad

'Riona, Grady, Nico, zora and tawni' I said

'wait, just you guys?' asked Chad

'yes' we said in unison

'how in my name are you going to be able to force this open?' he asked, his voice getting louder as we pulled up the loose floorboards

'hey dont be mean' I said, then I looked up at my companions 'even if it is true'

'hey' they all said together

'come on you can at least try' sonnys weak attempt at motivation wavered up to us

'yeah guys' I said trying to keep the motivation going as they just looked at me sarcastically 'do you want to loose to so sketchy?'

'no!' they shouted back

'do you want so random to end?' I asked

'no! they shouted once again

'do you want public humiliation?'

'no!' they shouted

'then get to work!' I shouted and they jumped to it

will they ever get out? Will I ever eat pizza? Will you review this story? Will I continue this story? Will I stop asking questions that only you and I know the answers too? Is there only one way to find out?

NO! there is 5! review, favourite, story alery, author favourite or pm!

those 5 simple things can let you know the answer to all those questions.

But

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I will tell you the anbswer to one of them

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whuch one do you ask?

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well i'll answer you

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I will not ever eat pizza

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so hahaha get over it

and now im going to go watch how to look good naked to byee

(gok wan porgram lol)

love

Riona

xx