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so this chapter had zilch channy, I haven't lost my touch its just that all of this chapter is made up of sketches from so random! I really have NO IDEA how funny they are but yeah, if you didn't laugh, tell me...I can take it * sobs *
so yeah i got linger on saturday :DDDDDDDDD it is amazing but the ending is SO SAD it made me cry. but at least shedidnt die... NO IM NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING ELSE! and yes i have finished it. im a fast reader
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disclaimer: okay I feel as though I have done 5 million thousand of these, though its probably just like 50 (including all my other stories) so I'm guessing you all know that I am not the owner of sonny with a chance... what? You don't? Fine then: I DO NOT OWN SWAC!
3rd person
Mr condor stood in the centre of the stage, with a sparkly curtain behind him with 'so random v so sketchy- comedy sketch off!' written in the centre. He held a big black microphone in his hand with 'condor studios TV' written on each side in yellow.
'so welcome girls and boys to the comedy sketch off between so random, and so sketchy. You will watch t! Do you understand?' he started, his booming voice travelling across the audience with ease. There was no real need for a microphone, it was just promotion for his channel as he couldn't believe these people had never seen it.
'yes!' they all shouted back and cheered
'right then. First up is so random with checking out girls, sicky Vicky and gassie!' he boomed. The crowd cheered and the sparkly curtains flew up as 'are you ready to get so random?' played through the speakers.
sonny and tawni were dressed in their checking out girls outfits, (red flowery short sleeved shirts, matching caps, khaki pencil skirts and red canvas shoes) and were stood behind a shop counter which matched the shop set behind the girls. Grady then marched onto the set wearing a business suit and holding a clipboard.
'good morning girls I am-' he started in a posh voice, only to be interrupted by tawni
'check out his suit, are you, like, going to a wedding or a meeting or something'?' she said in a nasal sounding voice, while chewing gum.
'no, actually I'm-' he tried to say but he was interrupted again, this time by sonny
'check it out, that's waay to posh to wear to a store then' she said in a similar tone to tawni. They then laughed in Grady's face
'can I speak to the manager?' Grady said in a tired voice
'ye-ah, I'll just call her' tawni said before taking out her phone and dialling a number into it. Sonny's phone then went off and she picked it up.
'hello?'sonny answered
'check it out, there's a guy here to see you' tawni replied
'check it out, there's a guy here to see you too and he's a 'business man'' sonny said as if it shocked her
'all right, I better go, the guy looks kinda angry'
'check it out, this guy does too and his face is all red'
'check it out he's writing on his clipboard'
'check it out same here! Now I gotta go before he, like, explodes'
'okay then ttyl'
'ttyl' they then both cut off their calls and looked up at Grady
'so, what did you want?' tawni asked him
'I am the stores inspector. I have been sent here to see that everything is up to-' he started
'okay, we asked you what you wanted not , like, your life story duh!' sonny said
'but its inspection day and-' he tried to say
'what's that?' tawni asked dumbly
'have you not seen the flyers? The notes? The big red circle on that calender saying 'inspection day'?'
'check it out, I hate inspections!' sonny said
'check it out me too!'tawni said
'check it out dance?' sonny asked
'check it out dance!' tawni confirmed. Then they walked out from behind the counter to stand centre stage. The lights went down and bright flashing ones replaced them.
'their the best of friends, with the worst of 'tudes. Their the check it out girls and their checking out for yooouuuuu!' sonny and tawni did their little dance and posed at the end.
'that's a fail then' Grady said walking off
'yeah!' the music finished and the curtains went down again.
'great checking it out tawni!' sonny shouted at the blonde girl before running off to get changed for sicky Vicky.
'thanks' she shouted back 'wait no, forgot I ever said that!' she shouted again when everyone backstage stopped to stare 'what are you looking at? I know I'm pretty but there's no need to stare!' this typical tawni statement snapped everyone out of it and they instantly carried on with whatever they were doing.
Mr condor walked back onto the stage, with his microphone again.
'so? How funny was that?' he boomed. The audience cheered and screamed and stamped their feet. Mr condor clicked his fingers and they stopped abruptly. 'okay, well if you liked that then you'll love this! Sonny Munroe used to be the shows newbie, but that titles been taken my new-girl Riona. So now sonny has her own sketch! Please welcome onto the stage...sicky Vicky!' the curtains flew up again to reveal sonny sat on a pink bed in her sicky Vicky costume. A bright pink baby-grow, A brown curly wig in plaits and glasses. The sicky Vicky theme-tune played through the speakers while sonny shook her head from side to side in time to the music making her hair fly from side to side.
'Hello there! I'm Sicky Vicky and today since it's July fourth weekend, we'll celebrate the nation with irritation! So to celebrate this week I've got my English sick friend unwell Chantelle to come and help me.' then Riona skipped over in a purple all in one baby-grow. She had a blonde wig on in a messy ponytail and a headband.
'hi everybody!' she squealed
'She's never celebrated 4th July before so I thought I needed to teach her! This week we have a rash. I got it from Alex Peasarski. She goes to my summer camp. She tackled me and got her arm with poison ivy all over my favourite sweater. So then I had to blow my nose and I used my sweater. Now I have poison ivy which I gave to Chantelle when she came to visit. Not Cool! Well, anyway, I have a fun project! if you use band aids to cover some really itchy spots of your rash. You can draw a picture of an American flag like this' then sonny held up a picture that hadn't been coloured in.
after that Riona spoke up. Carrying on from where sonny left off 'and you take red white and blue band aids, used and ** of course, and you fill in where that colour would be and presto! you have an American flag band aid collage!'
'The only thing is that they fall out really easily. You can use super glue to stick them on. One time Alex Peasarski super glued her hand to her face! Not Cool!' sonny finished
'okay so ii think that all we have time for this week on how to have fun with your sick' Riona said
'Vicky? Have you given Chantelle your diseases again? If I come up and find her there, I'm taking away your computer and your web-cam!' a female voice shouted from off-stage
'okay its definitely all we have time for this week' sonny said hurriedly, pushing Riona out of the window
'ouch that hurts!' Riona screamed form off-stage 'and...' chattering teeth are heard 'its cold out here!' sonny runs over and looks out of the window. Then back at the camera
'next time we'll show Chantelle how to have fun with broken limbs and frostbite!' the sicky Vicky them-tune is heard again, but in the background you could hear groans from Riona. Sonny tried to cover it by humming loudly to her theme-tune. The curtains came down again.
'well done Riona! That was really good!' sonny said beaming
'thanks' Riona replied bashfully
'did you know that's the first time we've done sicky Vicky with more than one person!' sonny said
'yeah! I watch the show all the time! Wait except when tawni flipped across your bed that time' Riona said, showing her knowledge of so random
'yeah, that wasn't meant to happen' sonny said and her eyes glazed over like she was lost in a memory,
'sonny? Sonny? SONNY?' Riona shouted, trying to snap sonny out of it
'wha-what?' sonny said
'oh never mind, lets get ready for gassie' Riona said walked to their dressing room.
'not cool!' Mr condor shouted in a bad impression of sicky Vicky. The crowd booed him 'cheer or you wont get any pizza!' he shouted, they all cheered as loud as they could, but one boo could still be heard. But from backstage
'I still hate pizza' Riona's voice yelled from her dressing room. The crowd booed her
'right, now next is a sketch featuring the whole cast of so random and a very special dog. Yes it
s...GASSIE!' Mr condor shouted. The sparkly curtains flew up once again while the gassie theme-tune played.
'some dogs beg, some dogs bark. But this one saves the day...with farts! Welcome to another adventure of gassie the wonder dog'
on stage was a set looking like he back of a rural house. Sat on a rocking chair was tawni dressed as grandma gassie, Grady was dressed as grandpa gassie sat next to Nico, dressed as the mayor on the steps leading down from the house and zora as a little girl with plaits stood next to them stroking a long haired -something- dog led on the floor next to where she was crouched. Suddenly the dog let out a huge fart, zora stood up and everyone stared intently at the dog
'what's that gassie?' tawni asked gassie 'our new neighbours have moved in from England?' the dog farted again
'oh, only one of them's English! What're they called gassie?' Grady asked, gassie farted again
'Lizzie? And Sam? Thanks gassie!' gassie farted a final time and walked up the steps and into the house
'I think we need to put a welcome party together, ' Nico said
'exactly what I was thinking, mayor' Grady said and they walked into the house too. Suddenly a large fart was heard and tawni went red.
'but,I thought gassie went inside?' zora said looking confused
'that wasn't gassie' tawni said in an embarrassed voice
'gra-nny' zora said like she was light-heartedly disappointed. Then the set darkened and then lightened up to reveal everyone sat back in their original positions except Grady, staring off to the viewers right. (their left) gassie stood up and farted
'they're here! here!' zora said in an excited tone. Riona stepped onto the stage, wearing a check shirt, jeans and boots. Chad was stood to her right wearing dungarees with a red t-shirt underneath and trainors on his feet
'hi everyone- gassie, we met gassie at the dog park earlier' Riona said fondly, gassie farted at his name and Riona rubbed his head affectionately 'I'm Lizzie and these are Sam and farty barty' she gestured to Chad and the beagle sat at her feet
'hi guys, I'm Suzie, this is grandma, the mayor and grandpa is in the house getting a surprise!'
'yes, ah here comes grandpa' tawni said, gesturing to the house
'hey Lizzie, Sam, look what we made!' Grady said coming out of the house with a big pot
'beef stroganoff!' Riona said in an excited tone 'made with gassie's recipe!' gassie farted
'1 pound of top sirloin, 6 tablespoons of butter, one third cup of chopped scallions or onions, mushrooms, salt and pepper to taste and noodles. You know what I like gassie' Chad said
'its world famous' said Riona smiling
'I like beef stroganoff too!' piped in Nico
'well, we know that, mayor!' Grady said and tawni, the mayor and Grady laughed
'it makes me gassy!' Nico said, and a loud fart was heard
'what was that gassie? I cant understand you?' Grady asked
'that wasn't gassie!' the mayor said
'may-or' everyone said
'no, gassie toots more of an e-minor. That was a b-flat!' Nico said
'granny!' everyone said
'don't look at me!' tawni said
'Suzie!' everyone said again
'hey that wasn't me!' zora exclaimed. Everyone looked around, confused
'that was me' Riona said embarrassedly
'Lizzie' they all shouted as Riona shrugged and Chad ruffled her hair
'that was another adventure of gassie the wonder dog' played through the speakers and then curtains came down again
'so that was the last sketch from so random!' Mr condor boomed walking back onto the stage. A chorus of awh's rang through the audience 'so I'd like to invite the whole cast to come back onto the stage' sonny, tawni, Riona, Nico, Grady and zora came back onto the stage, still wearing their gassie costumes. Mr condor gave sonny the microphone
'hi everyone. I just need to say that you have been an amazing audience, also we are the real original comedy show and we hope you've seen that from our sketches' she said into the microphone, the audience cheered and whistled 'so bye now, we have to go. Goodnight!' they all walked off the stage waving to the audience who were applauding them.
'okay, next up in this comedy sketch showdown is... so sketchy!'
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