So hey :D I told you I'd update, and I did :D I felt like updating one last time as a 13 year old :D yep ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW! I'm sorry if I sound like I'm bragging but I'm just SO EXCITED! :D lol

okay so I am very very very sorry that I haven't updated, but I've had major writers block (as written in the last post ;-)) and I've been doing a video for the song beautiful nightmare by Beyonce . Its on youtube and the details are in the previous post. I hope you like it and comment :D

soooo this started off as a filler, but then I watched my two chads and I thought up this amazing (or not) chapter of so sketchy? So random! I lurved my two chads and Chad without a Chad. I had to watch them on youtube (obviously) cus stupid England is only up to some stupid one. But absolutely pmsl when Chad said 'lurve sick' and when they were all like chad-d-d-d-d and chas-s-s-s-s-s.

Disclaimer: so, did I ever say 'I own swac'? No, no I didn't. So don't go thinking I do, cus I don't!

'so that was the last sketch from so random!' Mr condor boomed walking back onto the stage. A chorus of awh's rang through the audience 'so I'd like to invite the whole cast to come back onto the stage' sonny, tawni, Riona, Nico, Grady and zora came back onto the stage, still wearing their gassie costumes. Mr condor gave sonny the microphone

'hi everyone. I just need to say that you have been an amazing audience, also we are the real original comedy show and we hope you've seen that from our sketches' she said into the microphone, the audience cheered and whistled 'so bye now, we have to go. Goodnight!' they all walked off the stage waving to the audience who were applauding them.

'okay, next up in this comedy sketch showdown is... so sketchy!'

Riona's pov

we all heard what Mr condor said as we walked backstage. The cast of so sketchy walked onto the stage and Dakota, trey and James came and stood next to us, watching what was going on, on the stage. On one side Chad was stood with his arm around sonny, Nico with his around tawni and Grady and zora were stood next to each other. On the other side Dakota, trey and James were stood staring at so random and they stared back. I was stuck stood in the middle switching my gaze from one side to the other as if I was watching a game of tennis.

'soooo...' I said, trying to break to awkward silence. It didn't work. In return I got lots of steely gazes turned in my direction 'okay then, that didn't work' I muttered staring at the floor. Suddenly, familiar lines floated backstage from the stage where so sketchy were performing

'check in his suit, are you, like, going to a wedding or a meeting or something'?'

'no, actually I'm-' someone tried to say

'check it in, that's waay to posh to check in to a hotel then'

'wait, that sounds familiar...' tawni said, in full thinking mode. Dakota, trey and James stiffened and cringed backwards from the explosion they all knew was coming...

'YOU STOLE OUR NEW SKETCH?' zora screamed, trying to reach them. Only to be held back, in the air by Chad and Nico. 'let me attempt, let me go!' she screeched and the three so sketchier's took a good few steps backwards

'you cant just survive with just stealing our characters an you? No, you have to steal our ideas for the show too!' I started on my 'I am very angry with you' rant 'well let me tell you this! You're going to be found out because we performed first so they saw it from us first so its obvious that it was our idea!'

'that may be, but the ideas were put together weeks ago. so we could've come up with the ideas first and you stole them!' Dakota said, trey picking her up so she was my height

'but we didn't, they're our ideas' I said, pointing out the blatantly obvious

'Hello there! I'm illy Tilly and today since it's July fourth weekend, we'll celebrate the nation with irritation!'

'ah, but they don't know that, do they?' Dakota said evilly

'if our cast perform it better than you did, which we will, then the audience will have no reason to think it as your idea' trey said 'that what makes the plan so brilliant'

'b-b-but...erm...well...WE DID IT BETTER! I stuttered 'cause I couldn't think of anything else to say. When I shouted the last bit the rest of my cast cheered along with me

'no no no' they chanted back, carrying on stepping backwards as we advanced on them, not realising they had stepped through

'yes yes yes' by this time we were all stood in the middle of the stage shouting across to each other

'no'

'yes'

'no'

'yes'

'no'

'yes'

'shhhhhh!' came from the audience

'sorry' we all whispered in unison, fast-walking off the stage as quick as we could. As soon as we were off the glare off began again, once again with me in the middle. Why I was there I didn't know. They were arguing in hushed tones and I just stared from one side to the other

'right, all of you shut up!' I stage whispered. They all shut up and turned their gazes on me 'right, I wasn't really here when this whole falls v so random feud started. I only came a few weeks ago. I understand this, but I don't understand why you guys' I gestured to Dakota, trey and James 'are even doing this, just move on with your lives! Why cant we just try to get along and just see how this...' I said, giving the most inspirational speech I could. But suddenly Mr condors booming voice interrupted me.

'can the cast of so random and the directors of so sketchy please comeback onto the stage!' he said into the microphone. I was stood straight in front of the speakers so I was practically blown back onto the stage because of the amplitude of the sound coming towards me. Everyone else followed me on, waving and smiling. We stood on one side of the stage, with so sketchy on the other.

'hey everybody!' sonny said cheerfully into the microphone. The crowd went wild for her screaming and waving. One boy shouted 'I LOVE YOU SONNY' and Chad looked as if he was gunna go into the audience and punch his lights out, but sonny held him back.

'good evening' Devon said, coolly, into the microphone. The crowd sat there, silent. I swear you could hear crickets chirping in the background and I half expected a tumbleweed to roll across the front of the stage.

'o-kay then' Mr condor said, wrestling the microphone from Devon's grasp. 'so, its time for all you out there to vote! Please take a slip from the front and vote, when your done, place the slip in either the so random! Box, or the so sketchy box' once Mr condor had finished talking there was a stampede of kids running to the front to get their voting slip. Some of them tried to jump onto the stage but chads bodyguard Reggie kept them all back. I turned to my left to see Chad squeeze sonny's hand reassuringly, so I turned and on my right was tawni and Nico holding hands. Grady had aqua man and zora, well she was planning to prank so sketchy. I felt very left out and lonely. I missed my old friends back in England, I know it was a random place and time to feel like this. But I couldn't help it. It seemed like the room was spinning and all the clapping and cheering and shouting was all in slow motion. My vision was hazy and flashes of black clouded it. Suddenly, I felt like I was flying. I felt a searing pain in my head just before I blacked out.

…...

'Riona?' I heard someone say. I felt that I was still led on the stage, and I could feel the breaths of many people crowded around me 'Riona?' I blinked my eyes open, taking a deep breath and trying to sit up. I looked around only to see the entire audience, Mr condor and our cast huddled around me. So sketchy were stood at the other side of the stage laughing.

'i-i, er wha-what happened?' I murmured still not fully awake.

'you fainted, from the heat or something I think' sonny said,

'I fainted? I've never fainted before in my life!' I exclaimed 'I must've...fallen asleep or something'

'just randomly fall onto the stage, find it comfy and fall asleep?' Nico asked sceptically

'y...yeah' I said, giving a cheesy grin. Suddenly my head didn't feel so good again 'October second!' I blurted out, not really knowing why

'what?' sonny asked me 'do you feel okay?'

'October second' I said confidently, still confused

'October second?' Chad said, confusedly

'October second' I confirmed, not knowing what I confirmed. But I still did. Suddenly Chad and sonny stood up and held hand. They stared off into the distance as if remembering something

'October second' they whispered in unison

'October second' I said again smiling

'October second?' everyone else in the room said like Chad had originally

[WARNING: IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED MY TWO CHADS AND DONT WANT TO KNOW THE ENDING DO NOT READ ON. JUST SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU COME TO ANOTHER NOTICE LIKE THIS. IT ISNT PART OF THE PLOT I JUST FOUND THIS BIT HILARIOUS AND HAD TO PUT IT IN :D]

'October second' Chad said 'its the day you decided to take me back' he said to sonny

'yeah, when went on that quiz show...' she started

'….and I didn't know anything about you...'

'…...so I broke up with you...'

'…...and then I rode a bike!...'

'…...and you took me back...'

'on October second!' they said in unison 'oh no'

'what?' asked everyone else, they were still confused about what just happened

[YOU CAN READ ON NOW :D SORRY ABOUT THIS :L]

'she's got a concussion' sonny said, putting her hands behind my head and laying me down

'on October second?' I asked giddily

'no, now!' she said 'we need to get her out of here'

'October second' I murmured weakly as the condor studios nurse took me out of there. Then I blacked out again.

Sonny's pov

after Riona had been taken off the stage, mumbling about October second we all went back to our places. The competition was still fierce and we all wanted to know who had won. Mr condor stepped back on the stage and the audience went wild cheering and chanting 'who won! Who won!' Nico and Grady were orchestrating this at the front of the stage like conductors but Mr condor had to ruin it all

'STOP!' he bellowed, silencing the room in an instant 'do you want to know who won?'

'YES!' the audience screamed in unison cheering and clapping as loud as they can

'THEN SHUT UP!' Mr condor bellowed again 'now the winners-' he tried to say, only to be interrupted by the audience screaming and shouting and using their new chant:

'so randoms the best, better than so sketchy!' suddenly a group of them ran in from the set of 'musical showdown', their arms full of trumpets and drums. They seriously started their own band at the back of the audience

'SILENCE!' Mr condor shouted, one lone trumpet trailed off a few seconds too late and Mr condor stared the young boy out. He let out a high wail and ran crying out of the door 'anyway, the winners, by an overwhelming mark are... SO RANDOM!' the audience went wild again screaming and shouting. We all made a little huddle on the stage, congratulating each other and hugging. Me and Chad held a passionate kiss which made the audience 'awh' us. We turned to face them grinning and smiling.

'BUT!' Mr condor shouted, silencing us all again. Me and Chad pulled apart from our second kiss and I turned to my boss, my arms still around Chad

'But? There shouldn't be a but there's never a but in the happy ending!' I rambled, getting worried, my voice going higher the more worried I got

'Ah, but there is' Mr condor said ominously, I saw Devon quickly sprint up to him and put a crisp note in Mr condors pocket and sprint back 'sabotage!' he shouted to the audience, creating a chorus of boo's coming from the audience and Nico & Grady.

'sabotage? LIES!' tawni screamed [like she does in the legend of candy-face]

'I'm not lying, terry' Mr condor said, tawni looked offended

'actually, my name is tawni' she said

'my first wife's name was tawni, I'm calling you terry' Mr condor said in a no-nonsense voice

'okay then, but we didn't do any sabotage, it'd mess up my hair' tawni said conceitedly

'well, what do you call running on in the middle of their performance, shouting and putting them off?' Mr condor said in one breath

'er, arguing with your daughter?' tawni said, it sounding like a question. Zora then immediately jumped in with the

'EVIL!'

'my daughter is not evil and she would never argue with anyone!' Mr condor argued 'and this here sabotage means that so sketchy gets the point' Mr condor stated, gasps rang round the set

'get the point of what?' Grady asked, looking confused

'the point of this round of the competition!' Mr condor said, Grady gasped in a way Mackenzie falls would have been proud of.

'NO!' the whole of so random yelled

'yes!' Mr condor said in a bad impression of our voices 'but, moving on from this, the latest issue of tween weekly had just come out. Its on sale outside the stage right now!' he said, walking off the stage. We all followed him, dragging our feet and trudging down the stairs.

'come on, lets see what they're saying about us this time' Chad said miserably, I nodded my head slowly and we made our way to the temporary news stand. Chad was walking in front of me so he got there first. All I could see was the back of his head and James, who was stood there with a big grin on his face, gesturing for me to pick up the magazine. I lifted up the glossy print tabloid magazine and stared at the cover

'what is this?' Chad asked in an angry, disgusted voice, holding up the magazine

oooooh cliffy! LOL this new thing I put in the end will probably extend the story and add more chappies so :D

I bet you weren't expecting that in the competition end did ya? I wasn't LOL

so that's all I really gotta say

but I'm gunna do a little quiz cus I'm bored

what would you want, if you could have anything for your birthday?

Cats or dogs?

White, milk or dark chocolate?

Favourite line from this fic?

Favourite chappy from this fic?

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