Hello people :) I felt mean after the last chapter so I wrote this :) I hope it satisfies you all ;-)
hmmmmm did anyone see last nights corrie? Omg jack died and im not ashamed to say, I cried :'( poor Tyrone :(
lalaa I don't know what to say now so im gunna saver you the ramble and start the story ;-)
disclaimer: hello I own swac, I own an iphone4, I also own a private jet and am a movie star. And in the wise words of tawni hart: 'its opposite day!'
3rd person
at condor studios only one cast was in, the cast of so random minus Chad Dylan cooper and sonny Munroe, were in the prop house yawning and blinking, trying to keep awake though it was only 5 in the morning. The only one of them that was dressed was tawni hart because 'tawni hart does not go out in public looking less than perfect' where as the opposite of her, Riona, was wearing some old checked pyjama bottoms and a pink vest top, her hair pulled into a scruffy bun and no make-up on her face. Nico and Grady were wearing cartoon character PJ's and zora was wearing her Hannah montanna pyjamas that 'her mum bought her' suddenly the door flew open to reveal sonny and Chad. Sonny, being a morning person, was gully dressed and perky, her hair in a professional looking high pony tail and a clip board in hand. Chad, on the other hand, had a wrinkled shirt on and jeans that looked like he'd slept in them and his hair was -dare I say it- less than perfect (I had to say it, I dared myself lol)
'good morning everyone!' sonny said brightly, a chorus of mumbles came in reply from the sleepy cast 'now the suns up!' sonny said, she peeked out of the window 'I mean, the sun's nearly up and we're ready to go!'
'why are we here so early?' tawni moaned 'I need my beauty sleep'
'yeah! I am not a morning person' Riona groaned, sitting on the sofa and crossing her arms
'neither am I! So don't look at me!' zora said, scaring sonny so much she stare at the floor, fulfilling the scary girls wishes
'look at this! My hair needs attention!' Chad wailed, conceitedly
'shut up! All of you!' sonny shouted, shocking them all awake 'do you want to win the next competition
'no..' the so random cast mumbled
'do you want so sketchy, trey, James and Dakota to win?' sonny asked, motivationally
'EVIL!' zora hissed
'exactly!' sonny said 'now get to work!' the cast filtered out to their various dressing rooms, ready for a hard days work
15 minutes later- the so random! Stage
the whole cast was stood on the stage, till tired but more motivated now. Tawni had changed again and was now wearing a pink dimante covered tracksuit, Riona was wearing black leggings, a yellow top with a smiley face on, a white stripy cardigan and grey wool uggs. Nico and Grady were wearing guy clothes (a/n I'm no good at describing guys clothes, so use your imagination ;-)) zora had knee length blue and red stripy shorts, long spotty green and white socks and a zigzagged black and white top. It was a crazy combination but on zora, it kinda worked (and by kinda this means it was zora so your used to it)
'so, I think we need to step up our game and sketches. That's the first thing on the agenda' sonny said, pointing to her clip board
'what, no 'fun-genda'?' tawni said, making the bunny ears sign when she said fun-genda
'if we are going to win this thing there is no time for fun!' sonny said, and the other teen actors and actresses around her gasped
'did she just say?' Nico asked Grady, not elaborating but it was obvious what he was talking about
'I think she did!' Grady answers, showing he did indeed know what he was talking about
'sonny without fun?' Riona said gasping again
'all right, all right, we need to get to work on the agenda' at this the rest of the cast gasped again 'this is just like Chad Dylan cooper' sonny muttered and everyone except the man himself and the English girl gasped
'whoa, whoa, why did you just say my name?' Chad said, staring at the others
'yeah!' Riona said, agreeing with Chad for the first time in her life
'it doesn't matter' sonny murmured in an annoyed tone 'so, what sketches are we going to do? New ones or maybe some sequals to the ones we've got already...' sonny started to say, only to be interrupted by Nico and Grady
'LETS GO GET BREAKFAST!' they yelled, running of the prop-house with everyone else on their heels, except for tawni who walked out coolly mentioning something about a latte and sonny who sighed and sank onto the sofa, reading through her clipboard. Sonny, being the organised person she is had eaten breakfast before leaving the apartment that morning
later at rehearsal
the so random cast were practising their stand up comedy for the next round of the competition, which was a stand up round. But sonny had taken the phrase 'practice hard' to a whole new level...
'no, no, no! Grady the line is 'where has the cat gone' not 'where's the cat gone' sonny said, interruption the sketch in a stressed voice
'but isn't that the same thing?' Grady asked in a confused, raising his hand as if he was in scared because truthfully, sonny was acting like miss bitterman- minus the cats
'no, it isn't! And tawni!' sonny said, her steely gaze resting on the blonde girl 'what was that?'
'what was what?' tawni asked, in a similar tone that Grady had answered in
'your performance!' sonny stressed
'I know! It was perfect, just like me' tawni answered in a stuck up voice
'no it was not! You need to work on your characterisation and pronunciations' sonny said, using words the poor conceited actress had never heard before
'what?' she asked
'I could do with a fun-genda right now' the English cast member whispered
'no talking out of turn!' sonny snapped and Riona jumped several feet backwards 'come on guys we need to get this perfect!'
'but isn't comedy about imperfections?' Riona said wisely 'like, if you saw someone fall on a banana peel you'd find it funny, wouldn't you?' she asked Nico and Grady who nodded enthusiastically 'and stand up comedy, that's made up on the spot so isn't perfect but you still laugh at that! Sure we need a polished performance, but if its word perfect it get robotic and boring, let us express ourselves and we'll get more laughs' the whole cast was hanging on her every word and sonny had really taken the advice to heart and was now smiling warmly and the newest member of the cast
'okay then, I guess I was being hard on you guys, no hard feelings?' sonny offered to the rest, everyone said they agreed except for tawni who looked like she was going to protest, but Riona shoved her hand over her coco moco coco'd lips to shut her up 'now who wants fro yo' they all cheered and ran for the comissionary, excpet for Riona and sonny who hung back. Riona? Thanks for that, I didnt realise I was being so mean'
'its okay, you we're just trying to help' Riona said,
'yeah, but remind me if I go all control-freak on you all again' sonny replied making Riona giggle
''course I will, now lets go get some fro-yo!' she said, sonny gave her and small hug and they walked out with their arms linked, and their friendship growing stronger
Riona's pov
we were all sat in the comissionary, tawni enjoying a pink fro-yo with pink sprinkles, zora licking a mix of all the flavours in the vents, Grady and Nico both scooping the last of their mint, Chad and sonny feeding each other with their blue with chocolate sprinkles (sonnys) and chocolate with blue sprinkles (chads) and me eating my toffee fro-yo. I'm a slow eater (I like to savour the flavour [a/n LOLLLL]) so by the time everyone had finished I was still only halfway through mine. I let them go on without me and I sat in the centre of the empty comissionary licking the frozen goodness.
'guess who?' someone whispered in my ear, covering up my eyes, making me put my hands to my face in shock trying to get them off me
'I don't know!' I stuttered, struggling with the guys hands (I could tell it was a guy from his voice) 'get off me!' after I said this he let go, I whipped my head round to see James stood there 'James? What are you doing?'
'coming to see you' he said, obviously trying to charm me
'er, how did you know where I was?' I asked, confused about how he found me
'I saw the randoms all leave and you weren't with them, they'd come from here so I assumed you would still be here' james explained, I got up and crossed my arms across my chest
'excuse me, they are my friends that you are calling randoms and I am a random too! and why were you looking for me? I've hardly spoken 2 words to you. Ever.' I said, getting mad at him
'no, your not a random you're... Riona. And I was looking for you to ask you this:' he said, stumbling over my name
'ask me what?' I asked, unfolding my arms and getting lost in his brown eyes
'Riona, will you go out with me? He asked, I just kinda mumbled something and even I didnt know what it was 'can I take that as a yes?'
'you can take that as a maybe!' I said.
'hmm that sounds familiar...' he murmured, not noticing me sneak out of the comissionary door. I ran down the corridor and into the prop-house where everyone was waiting for me
'where were you?' sonny asked. I looked straight down at the floor
'finishing my fro-yo in the comissionary...' I mumbled suspiciously (I cant lie to save my life)
'for half an hour?' tawni asked, walking over to us
'yeah, I got another one. I was really hungry' I lied through my teeth [a/n lol I think this is a really funny saying ;-)]
'okay then, I'll just check the comissionary security tapes, just to check your not lying!' zora said, seeing straight through my lie.
'psht you don't need to do that, im not lying...' I said, they all turned to look at me in a 'are you kidding me' way 'ugh fine! James came into the comissionary and he..' I mumbled off no the end
'and he mmmbbbmmm?' Chad asked
'he er, well he, er he , ugh HE ASKED ME OUT!' I said, ending in a shout
'what?' tawni and sonny screamed staring at me 'what did you say?'
'I said maybe...' I mumbled
'NO!' sonny and tawni screamed again 'that's how it starts!'
'how what starts?' I asked, confused
'first he asks you out and you say no, then he sends you flowers..' tawni explained, but was cut off in the middle of her speech by a delivery guy at the door
'delivery for Riona ba-bangs fa-fangs' he announced, holding a huge bouquet of flowers. I felt touched staring at the gorgeous flowers
'then you say yes, and he breaks your heart...'
hmm, so the story took a dramatic turn. So dramatic I have no idea what will happen. So I have two/three possible plotlines for the riona/james thingy
james plays Riona (obvious)
james starts to play Riona and ends up falling for her
james really wants to go out with Riona
please tell me which is the best :) and ill love you forever ;-)
love
Riona x
