To the sir guest -who cowardly hides as an anonymous user- that asked whether I pulled ideas out of my ass. No. But judging from the way you commented so immorally, I'm guessing your brain's in your ass. Don't worry though, elementary schools still teach 'Manners 101', you should take that class. Due to such a pathetic way of making me notice your insignificant, pitiful existence, I had to delete your comment. Why? Because it's my goddamn account, that's why, and I don't want to loose anymore brain cells reading it. Go pick a fight with someone who has your IQ level, I got better things to do.
ANYWAYS, let's ignore that cumdumpster for a while shall we? I'M SORRY it took me a while to put this up, my wifi had problems and my assignments are piling up. Seriously..and here I thought high school was stressful enough.. (dies)
Well, this is it~ The long, anticipated chapter where the twins are born! Kinda~ (laughs evilly)
That Sunday morning, Misaki woke up with a yawn knowing full well that Saruhiko would be down at the living room watching some sort of documentary. It surprised him when he found out that Saruhiko even watched 'In the Womb' just to know how babies grow, but then nothing is ever normal with the Scepter 4 clansman. Saruhiko's like a loose cannon and Misaki's a 'hot-headed idiot' as per what Saruhiko described him. Misaki is yet to get him for that. Trotting down the stairs, Misaki is mindful where he steps as his stomach now completely obscures his vision. He can't see his feet anymore.
But then again, that's what happens now that he's 37 weeks along. Finally reaching the bottom of the stairs, Misaki winces when he feels a stinging pain at his lower abdomen. Braxton Hicks, despite being a full male, he still feels them. The first time he and Saruhiko discovered about these annoyances, the latter was panicking, thinking Misaki had gone into labor and causing Dr. Yuzuki to laugh until she couldn't even stand or speak properly. Now that they knew what it was, Saruhiko keeps an even sharper eye on Misaki in case his labor starts.
"Misaki," Saruhiko calls out from the couch without even lifting his head from whatever show he's watching. "Breakfast is prepared, eat and then come here," he commands and the crow twitched an eye. Sure, Saruhiko is still being his usual protective self, but sometimes his commanding voice is more annoying than protective. Can't that stupid monkey learn to stop being an ass after all these times? Misaki thought with a heated huff, but complied with Saruhiko's words and slowly heads out towards the kitchen.
The crow was about to eat too, when he felt a pair of arms wrapped around the top of his protruding abdomen. "What the..." the crow yelps in surprise and turns around to see Saruhiko nuzzling his cheeks and neck like an overgrown cat, his hands slowly roaming around the crow's large stomach to feel the twins moving around inside. Misaki doesn't mind the affection, but he's hungry. "Saruhiko, I want to eat," he says out curtly in a sharp tone but yet the blue clansman looks as though he hadn't even heard the crow. A brown eye twitch and Misaki pinches Saruhiko's arms a little. "Saru, let go!"
Yet Saruhiko looks as though he hardly even care. "I want to eat Misaki," he murmurs huskily, sending tingles of electric shock coursing through the crow's veins. A vein popped in Misaki's head and with a swift movement, elbows Saruhiko straight in the face. But being a top-ranked Scepter 4 agent who can even dodge a bullet, Saruhiko easily evades the elbow and moves to Misaki's opposite side, only to be met with a fist just above the bridge of his nose. Stumbling back, he only groans and cups his face in pain, Misaki looking at him triumphantly.
"You taught me that people tend to go to the other side or back when being elbowed, so I just swung my arm forward," he cackles evilly and took a bite of the toast Saruhiko had made him. "I just didn't think it would even work," Misaki continues but then doubled over when the stinging pain starts up again. Saruhiko's eyes went wide when Misaki clutches his stomach in a pained way and was about to drive him to the hospital when Misaki stops him. Explaining to the Scepter 4 agent that it's just Braxton Hicks, Saruhiko calms down but eyes Misaki warily when the crow takes in large gulps of air to ease his pain.
After a short while, Misaki finally calms down enough to stand up straight again and rubbing the bottom of his belly where he knows where the twins' heads are. "Are you sure you don't want to go to the hospital?" Saruhiko asks as coolly as he could, but Misaki could hear the strain in his voice. "Dr. Yuzuki did say that you need to be watched under constant care since this isn't a normal pregnancy. You're a guy, your waist isn't built to support new life, let alone two," the blue clansman continues and eyes the belly worriedly. Misaki just waves his concerns away.
"I'm fine, I don't have whatever discharge or anything, and I'm not even full term yet, so don't blow your balls," the crow scoffs and scarfs down the remaining of his breakfast. This time, it was Saruhiko's turn to twitch an eye at Misaki's nonchalant attitude, but then the crow has a point, the time to be worried would be two weeks from now on when Misaki hits his 39th week. For now, all they have to do is handle the annoying Braxton Hicks and hope that they're not signs of labor. It's too early, the twins are still developing. But if they're born now, their lungs might be matured enough to handle the world, Misaki shouldn't do anything stupid these next few weeks, Saruhiko thought with a click of his tongue.
"Oh yeah," Misaki suddenly says between mouthful of toast and orange juice. "Don't you have something to do with that crazy King of yours today? Something about making up some new formation for better restraint on the enemy line or whatever crap it is," he asks and still eating his toast without missing a beat. Saruhiko purses his lips and clicks his tongue in annoyance; Misaki only raises a brow at the Scepter 4 agent's behaviour. "And what's that supposed to mean?"
Saruhiko rolls his eyes and makes his way behind Misaki before wrapping his lithe arms around the crow's upper half whilst nuzzling the soft chestnut hair. Misaki twitches when Saruhiko starts to get too affectionate with him. "Don't be like that my irresistible little crow. It's a Sunday, and to hell with the Captain if he ever calls me to-"
Before Saruhiko could even finish speaking, his phone started ringing from his pocket and when the blue clansman picks it up, turns out it was from Reisi. Growling at the ringing phone and looking at Misaki's smug but 'you-better-pick-it-up-or-I'll-hit-your-face-so-hard-the-phone-will-feel-pain' face; Saruhiko sighs raggedly and presses the 'accept' button. "Yes, Fushimi here, do you need help with anything sir?" the Scepter 4 agent growls at the Blue King who no doubts look as smug as he could.
"Fushimi-kun, I do hope that you don't plan on skipping the formation exercise later on, it would be quite an asset if you could come and show yourself to the new troops. They could use a senior and capable trainee such as you," Reisi explains coolly, and it only makes Saruhiko feel more aggravated. How does one stay so cool and aloof all the time? He knows that the world is no more than a board game to the Blue King, but to always think you'd win, that's a high risk.
Tch, keeping yourself at such a high pedestal and thinking everyone is wrong, or you're perfect, or that we're idiots, you got another thing coming. No one is ever perfect, you included... Just because you think you're smart, doesn't make that you are smart, you pompous, two-bit, wannabe know-it-all twat, Saruhiko rants in his head hotly and Misaki wonders why Saruhiko's arms are pulsing with blue light, until it hit him. Saruhiko is ticked off. Over what? Misaki isn't sure but he's not going to let Saruhiko drown in his temperamental stage.
Reacting quickly, Misaki was about to hit the blue clansman square on the jaw when the blue aura dissipates and Saruhiko replying to his superior without missing a beat. "The only ass-et we're talking about here is Misaki's ass, as in I'm going to mark it and own it and everything in between because you know what? It's a Sunday and I don't give a two shit flying fuck on what you say. In my eyes, your existence is nothing more than an annoyance and I'd like to hit you with a giant flyswatter until you go squish. Good day sir," the blue clansman replies before effectively cutting Reisi off and turning off his phone.
Misaki only stared at the taller man eye blinking with wonder, but that was short-lived. "The hell did you do? You just insulted your Captain!" the crow screeches madly and took a swing at Saruhiko only to miss by a longshot when the blue clansman dodged. "You just insulted him, and what's with that about putting me in your stupid rant? That was embarrassing and just plain idiotic! I'm surprised your Vice-Captain hadn't fired you yet! Hell, I'm surprised that your Captain hadn't fired you yet!" Misaki goes on as he tries to use his trusty pan on Saruhiko.
Sighing again, Saruhiko only dodges Misaki's attacks and tries not to pin the shorter male down knowing how fragile his condition is. "Take it easy, the Captain's used to my behaviour, why do you think I have my own room when I first joined Scepter 4? Besides, firing me from Scepter 4 is also fine, since with my experience working there alone could get me a job almost anywhere. You worry too much, that's why people mistook you for a woman," the blue clansman state out with a smirk and a wink. "That, and because you're extremely sexy,"
The crow's face went beet red when Saruhiko says that. Misaki was about to throw the pan at the monkey's head when a stinging pain at his lower abdomen brought him to his knees, moaning in pain. Concerned and worried out of his mind, Saruhiko drops to his knees next to Misaki and soothingly rubs the crow's back to calm him down. It seems to work as Misaki's laboured breathing slowly slows down. "Maybe it's best if we go to the hospital where Dr. Yuzuki can keep an eye on you," the blue clansman suggests but Misaki only shakes his head. Beads of sweat trickle down his forehead from the contractions.
"I told you," Misaki wheezes out between breaths. "They're not real contractions,"
Seeing Misaki's stubborn attitude, Saruhiko couldn't help but feel a bit frustrated. "How would you know whether they're real contractions or false contractions? You never gave birth before, you wouldn't know. Now stop being stubborn and let's just go to the hospital where you'll be closely examined!" he rants at the crow who only glares at him from his pained state. Saruhiko would be more than happy to just drag the smaller man to the hospital, but Misaki is a stubborn hothead.
"You listen here you insanely stupid monkey, I'm telling you this because it's my goddamn fucking BODY! I may not have any kid bursting out of me, but I goddamn well know what's going on inside since I've been dreaming about these kids until I can't tell what's fucking what anymore!" the crow explodes hotly at the stunned Saruhiko. "So sit down, shut up, and stay like the monkey you are!" he finishes before groaning in pain again from another stinging pain from deep inside his makeshift womb.
Saruhiko was quite impressed with the display of anger for someone so small and so stuffed with life. When Misaki turns his back on him to rest on the couch, Saruhiko only whistles in awe before grinning in a teasing way. "For such a shortie, he's still got some fire left in him," the blue clansman chuckles out as he follows Misaki to the couch. The crow seems to still be agitated with him and quirks a brow when Saruhiko plops down next to him, his lithe arms around Misaki's shoulders.
"I'm sorry," the blue clansman apologizes and this makes Misaki quirk his brow even higher. "I shouldn't have said that, you're a human being, not an animal to be kept watched all the time. Let's just enjoy the day and if what you say is right, and that the twins show up in your dreams, then I doubt it's time for them to show up in this world. Pretty sure they won't show up much if they're ready to pop out right? They have to conserve energy and all," Saruhiko continues his theory with glittering eyes. Misaki only watches him sceptically and wonders what's up with his partner.
"Did you hit your head or something?" the crow asks and Saruhiko's eye twitches.
"Shut up and let's just watch this damn movie,"
Time passes without much incident, Saruhiko was chewed out by Reisi for such an insult but the blue clansman only turns a deaf ear at whatever his superior is saying seeing how he knows Reisi would never fire him. He's a huge asset for Scepter 4, and he knows that Reisi knows that, hence why his position in Scepter 4 wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon. As for Misaki, his contractions come and go irregularly, hence why he's not the least bit worried about the twins being born anytime soon. He's just worried that Saruhiko's constant need of sexual drive is going to make the crow snap.
Just because my hormones are all over the place, doesn't mean that I'm going to fuck him in any chance I got, stupid monkey, the crow thought with a grumble as he lies in bed quietly while waiting for Saruhiko to get out of the toilet. As the blue clansman is taking his merry time in the bathroom, Misaki thought that he'd play with his children for a while, rubbing his stomach in a massaging way always gets the two to move and kick around happily inside him. Smiling at the thought of feeling their fluttering movements, Misaki starts to slowly rub his midsection up and down.
Smiling, he could feel the twins' fluttery movements from deep inside him and was enjoying the playtime, when he felt another contraction rack through his entire body. He could tell this one is stronger than any of the other earlier contractions, he just doesn't have the slightest idea that this is a true contraction. Groaning quietly as not to startle Saruhiko, he props himself up with his elbows and almost screamed when he felt hot fluid gushing out from between his legs. He could even hear the twins' laughter that was in his head slowly fading away and the pain in his stomach spiking up.
By the time Saruhiko got out of the bathroom his eyes nearly pop out of their sockets when he sees the condition Misaki is in. "Misaki!" he cries out as he makes his way to the crow's side. Misaki looks as though he's in immense pain, and the look in his eyes only reflected that. Saruhiko was about to ask whether the crow is alright, but after seeing the murderous glare being sent his way, he decides to keep his mouth shut. "I guess it's time to send you to the hospital, why is it you never listened to me?" the blue clansman sighs out only to be kicked to the shin.
"Just shut up and get me to Dr. Yuzuki!" the crow roars out and clutching his quivering stomach. Saruhiko quietly complied and puts on his clothes as fast as he can before gently carrying Misaki down to their car where he then proceeds to break every known road rule there is. Sure the cops would be hot on his tail, but if they see the condition Misaki is in, for sure they'd release them without any problems. He had already contacted Dr. Yuzuki and she's now prepping up the surgery room for Misaki with a few of the hospital's top surgeons. By the time they arrived, it was well past midnight and Misaki is at the verge of tears since his narrow waist couldn't handle the extreme pressure boring down on them.
Dr. Yuzuki walks out the hospital door and quickly makes her way towards the couple with a wheelchair in her arms. "Not time, just put him in and follow me to the OR, the twins are coming tonight," she says without missing a beat as she gently and quickly loads Misaki before turning back towards the entrance, Misaki panting and groaning with pain. Saruhiko's eyes went wide when he heard her.
"Wait, tonight? It's too early! Sure, the twins can still make it but only if their lungs are matured enough, we don't know for sure what their conditions are," the blue clansman argue back whilst trying to stop Dr. Yuzuki from going any further. Her eyes only narrow dangerously when he stands between her and the door, she doesn't have time for this, just because he's working for some top-notch government Special Forces, doesn't mean he's well-trained in the medical field. What is it with people defying doctor's orders anyway? Do the patients know more about medical? No, didn't think so, unless they or any one of their family members are in the medical field.
"Fushimi-san, your partner here is having contractions and there's no way for your twins to come out the natural way. If you're so worried for your children's conditions, well let me tell you," she replies hotly and even growling at the Scepter 4 agent. "If they don't get out soon, they'll run out of oxygen and they, along with your partner here would be in grave danger! Now get out of the way and let me do my job!"
Saruhiko was stunned for the second time when he sees her so serious. Gulping, he steps aside and Dr. Yuzuki rushes inside, a few doctors waiting by the entrance to get Misaki into the OR. Saruhiko only stood there dumbfounded and before long, found himself waiting in the waiting area. He prayed to whatever deities that's listening to him, hoping that Misaki and the twins would be born safe. For the whole night, Saruhiko was too worried to sleep and when dawn breaks, Dr. Yuzuki walks out of the OR with a bright smile on her face, as bright as the rising sun.
"Would you like to meet your children?"
(peeks) Are you guys mad?
(insert Sunny with a Chance of Meatballs dude I forgot his name laughing here) Don't worry~ The next chapter would be about our new parents coming home with the babies after a few days. AND TO MAKE IT SPECIAL! It shall be on VALENTINES DAY~ I have hearts and mushiness to share with all of you~ Love is such a wonderful thing isn't it? It makes the world move and peace reigns~
(dramatic faint)
Oh yeah, any of you guys know how to use charcoal in art? I used it once..my hands look like they came out of an exhaust pipe. Man it was scary. Before I forget, PLEASE REVIEW~~~