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Chapter 1: Beep you, Beep you, You're cool, Beep you!
It was around midnight, but none of us were asleep. Fang was still up front with the others and Sam was still hanging in the back with me. Surprisingly, Nudge had quit trying to convince people to kill her; however I wasn't counting on that lasting for long. She was probably just waiting for the right moment to fling herself in front of a bullet or something. I was waiting to see how that worked out for her.
"Alright guys, I say left." Fang basically commanded as we made our way to yet another intersection. I groaned and murmured something along the lines of how much of an idiot he was only with harsher words and Sam snickered. "What was that Babe?" Fang asked, and I knew the question was meant for me.
" I don't think you're deaf." I retorted. I heard Angel whisper something to Nudge about 'sexual tension' and Nudge snicker in return. Rolling my eyes, I turn on them. "You got something you want to share, Ange?"
Angel went deathly quiet for a moment before murmuring a 'No.' and making her avatar hop on her scooter and take off left. Nudge followed quickly behind, leaving me to smirk at my screen. "That's what I thought."
"Did you guys hear that?" Iggy suddenly asks. We all go quiet, listening for something, and hear the sound of an enemy coming right from the direction that Angel and Nudge went. I immediately hopped on my hoverboard, getting ready to take off and save the day. i know it sounds crazy, but I've grown to like those two fools.
"You guys stay here! I'll go get them." Fang suddenly called out before vanishing, acting as if we were all newbs. Well, I wasn't going to stand for that!
I took off on my hoverboard, right behind Fang. Well, I assumed I was, but I couldn't really tell due to the fact that he was invisible. Nudge's shrieks suddenly came into the mic, but this time I knew it wasn't because of a sweater.
"What are you doing? You're gonna get us both killed!" Fang hissed as If road my board just next to him, taking a gun out and aiming.
"We'll see about that." I say before zooming ahead of him and shooting. To an inexperienced person, it may have looked random, but to anyone with skill it wasn't. Bullets ricocheted off the walls; hitting the enemy two at a time.
Angel yelled for Nudge to get down before their avatar's hit the ground and I pulled my second gun out, shooting the enemy ead before Fang even go here. I smirked when he finally did, and could just picture his mouth hanging open in shock. "What the hell?" He finally snarled as if I had just shot at him!
"I handled it." I say nonchalantly, before going over to Angel and Nudge. "You guys okay?" I ask.
"Yeah, we're good, Nudge lost a life, but she still has one more to go so we should find some extras for her-" Angel started, but Nudge cut her off.
"That... Was... Awesome!" Nudge shouted. "You were all 'pow, pow, pow'! And Fang was all-" She pauses to make a face that is somewhere between shock and anger. "And Angel was just lying on the ground. About that, I thought you were supposed to be good at this game. I mean, you are good, just not good. You know what I mean?"
"Not a clue." I muttered and turned to Fang. "I just saved their butts, what's your problem?" I growled, tired, grumpy, and wanting to pick a fight anyways.
"My problem? More like your problem. I told you to wait, and you completely disregarded it." Fang says as if he's the one who gets to be annoyed. Yeah right.
"I didn't realize I had to take orders from a cocky Bas-"
"Hey! Language!" Angel snapped, causing me to roll my eyes.
"Angel, this game is rated T for a reason. How old are you anyways?" I ask, suddenly curious.
"Sixteen." She snapped defensively. Huh, a whole year younger than me. By that age I had already said every cuss word in the book, even the ones that got me into some fights.
"I'm sixteen too, because I know you were going to ask. I mean, if you asked Angel, why wouldn't you ask me? Unless you didn't like me. You like me right? You know who I like? Justin Bieber. He's just so hawt! Isn't he Ange?" Angel starts to answer, but is cut off by Nudge. "Of course he is! Who doesn't think JB is hot? Well, maybe not the haters but those guys can just go suck it up. Because- mpht..." Nudge is cut off by something, and I'm guessing it's Angel's hand.
"Alrighty then, well moving on." I muttered. "Let's head back to the group." I decided.
Fang and I jump on our hoverboards and Angel and Nudge jump on their scooters. We soon make it back to the group who are sitting right where we left them.
"There you guys are!" Gazzy exclaims. "Do you know how bored we were?"
"Nope. And we don't care either. Now, to the right." I said, heading off before anyone could object. We continued on without much incident, besides Fang continuously boasting on about how amazing he was and how he would definitely give Iggy and Gazzy his autograph. Arrogant twit.
"If you ladies are finished, I think we got some enemies coming up on our lefts." I called out, pressing the button to aim my guns. Fang was instantly next to me, aiming his own guns and shooting as if the target was something he only could see.
I wasn't going to have any of that though. I started firing just as quickly, taking down enemy after enemy. Soon it became a silent competition between Fang and me, each of us trying to kill more than the other.
"And that's how the pros do it!" Fang said happily once they were all gone; acting as if he had shot more than me. However, I knew for a fact I at least shot ten more down than him.
"He means me, just so you know." I explained to the others, smirking to myself. I heard Nudge and Angel giggle, and Fang scoff.
"Yeah right, like I would ever admit a second-rate chick was better than me!" He muttered, and it was my turn to scoff. Was he saying I wasn't as good as him because I was a girl?
"Excuse me? This 'second-rate chick' is ten times cooler than you will ever be. Remember that next time you try to insult me." By this point, I'm about ready to take Sam up on his assassination offer.
"Insult you? Why I would never! You do that just fine on your own." Fang exclaimed and I could just hear his chuckle and picture the smirk on his face.
I'm planning ways to kill him in my head. Unfortunately, each one could end up backfiring on me, resulting in someone dying besides Fang. Finally, I decide to be the bigger person, and let this go. After all, I may not be able to kill him in the game, but I can always kill him in my head.
"You better shut your trap if you know what's good for you." I snapped, deciding a threat would be a nice substitute.
"Ooooooh, I'm so scared. you've got me shaking in my gear!" He replied sarcastically.
Not wanting to deal with Fang any longer, I jump on my hoverboard."Come on, you guys. We shouldn't stay in one place too long." I decide to go left, because Fang had wanted to go right. The others follow, and before long Fang does too.
"When we all get killed, remember Max picked the direction." Fang called out and I felt my blood boil at his words. It's not like he had to follow us.
"We should start working on that plan to kill him now, Max." Sam says. "He's starting to get on my nerves."
"Um... I can hear you Ham boy." He growled out.
"You were meant to-"
"His name is Sam!" I snapped, about ready to blow someone's head off.
"You think I care what his name is?" Fang asks.
"We-"
"Will you guys shut up?" Nudge shouts. We all turn to her avatar. "You're giving me a headache. Me! I mean, I get that you're the number one player or whatever, Fang. And I get that you're the second best, Max. But will you two just get over yourselves already? And Sam, we all know you have a thing for Max, but it's not gonna happen dude. All three of you are annoying the heck out of the rest of us. So just stop fighting. Please?"
We were all shocked into silence for a few moments before, surprisingly, Sam spoke up. "I don't like Max! For all I know she's some creepy stalker who... stalks people creepily!" He snapped.
"Nice one, Sam. You showed her." I say sarcastically, ignoring his 'creepy stalker' comments.
"Of course I did! I'm just that amazing." He said and I could hear the grin on his face.
"You keep thinking that, buddy." I muttered, rolling my eyes.
"I'm going to." He said proudly and I chuckled before continuing to walk on. Not surprisingly, Fang took up the lead within five minutes. I debated whether or not to shoot him, and even aimed my gun at the back of his head once.
"Don't even think about it!" He growled, spinning around and shooting blindly. Sam yelled out a few choice words and I looked to my left to see that he was dead and gone. Well, this would be interesting once he got back.
"Fang, what the hell man?" He snarled and I could just see him wildly moving his avatar back from his starting place all the way to us.
"You were trying to shoot me, what did you expect me to do?" He asked.
"Well, I didn't expect you to shoot Sam!" I practically yell into the microphone.
"Sheesh! Don't be so defensive for your boyfriend, I'm pretty sure he can handle himself." Fang snapped."
"He's not my boyfriend!" I say once again. "He just happens to be the only one that realizes who's really in charge here!"
"I think Max is having coping issues." I hear Nudge whisper. "She just can't stand that Fang is the new leader!"
"HE'S NOT THE NEW LEADER!" Sam and I shout at the same time.
"Whoa, Sam's back! Nice to see you, buddy." Iggy says.
"Nice to be back-" Sam starts to say, but then Fang shoots him. Again!
"He's getting on my nerves." Fang explains casually while Sam cusses him out.
"Can we please take his gun away? He's a threat to us all!" I try to convince the others, but they don't seem to be buying it.
"Max, Sam is pretty annoying." JJ mutters, only for Sam ot start cussing her out too. I wince considering some of those words he was using I didn't even know were legal.
"Uh, Sam? This game is rated pg-13. Maybe we shouldn't use those words in front of the kids?"
"Kids? If they are kids they need to (Beep)ing leave because I'm (beep)ing mad!" He snarled and I snickered to myself at his anger.
"I'm going to have to use some of these!" Gazzy shouts excitedly, and I can practically see him jumping up and down on his bed.
"You know what? (beep) you, (beep) you (Beep) you! You're cool- I just pointed at you Iggy, by the way- (Beep) you, and I'm out!" Sam says and then there's a beep noting that he's just been logged off.
"Why am I not cool?" I mutter, before turning on Fang. "This is all your fault!"
"Well I'm actually pretty glad your boyfriend's gone. There's just something so soothing about the place now."
"You know what, there is! I think it was getting too crowded. You know what they say- three's a crowd! That means that- one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...Eight! Eight is like, a stadium! And it was bad enough having to just play with Angel, but playing with a whole stadium? That's torture. I didn't sign up to play with a bunch of geeks! Well, actually, I didn't sign anything. Hey, I could just leave right now- Oh my gawd! The rat's back!" Then I hear a thump in the headset, and guess that the sweater's returned.
"Um, is she still there?" I ask after a moment of silence.
"Hope not." Fang coughs out.
~Several Hours Later~
We were all still playing, though Nudge had gone silent which was odd in comparison to a few hours ago. Fang wasn't arguing with me anymore which was just as weird, Iggy and Gazzy had gone strangely silent, JJ's sarcastic comments had stopped coming as often, and Angel had ceased her efforts of trying to get Nudge to enjoy the game. Sam had eventually come back after throwing his temper tantrum, though he had just hung out in the back, not even trying to get on Fang's nerves.
My eyes began to close longer than normal as I watched the screen. "Hey guuuuuuys?" I say, yawning mid-sentence. "I think... I think I'm gonna... I'm gonna..." My eyelids became too heavy to keep open and in no time sleep enveloped me into the beginning of my crazy life.
Hey guys! Random here! And V-Rizzle! V-Rizzle? Really? Let me dream! Okay... Whatever floats your boat. Well you know what? It not only floats my boat! It makes it fly baaaaabbbbbbbyyyyyyy! Okay, now I'm sounding like Arch. I'll be quiet now. Thank You! You kind of sound like JB, too... AND I WAS LIKE BAAAABBBBY, BAAAABBBBBY, BAAAABBBBBY OOOOOHHHHH!I set myself up for that, didn't I? Yuppers! Okay, let's move past the Justin Bieber- I JUST NEED SOMEBODY TO LOOOOOVVVEEE! NO I DONT NEED TOO MUCH JUST SOMEBODY TO LOVE! Wow, I'm like really hyper right now, anyways, down to business. Um, what is that business again?
Review my peasants! MWAHAHAHAHA! Favorite, follow, and all that other junk too. We love feedback as much as we love the fans! And bacon, don't forget bacon! OMSQUIRRELS! That reminds me of a story. The other day my mom made bacon for breakfast and she made like thirty pieces and i ate like twenty-five and she's all like 'Well let your dad have some' so, with a straight face I reached up and took another piece of bacon and she just rolled her eyes at me and turned away. Lucky! My mom makes like, twenty pieces for six people! And my dad eats half of those before I even wake up! Poor you, anyways, onto the
Song of the Chapter:
According to you- Orianthi
This describes the relationship between Max, Fang, and Sam so far! (This is a FAX story though folks so don't panic all you Faxinaires)
Ooh, ooh, can I ask the question of the day?! I'm gonna regret this- SURE! You probably are...
Question of the Day-
What is your favorite emoticon?
See, that wasn't so bad was it? OOOOOH! MUSTACHE FACE! :3 Love him! But smiley faces are better :D I named my mustache face Sir Fancy-alot People are really going to think we're on something VR...
OH! ANOTHER STORY! So we were at lunch acting cra-cra and all the sudden a girl comes up and asks if we're on crack (We aren't BTW. None of us would ever do that stuff) And my best guy friend is all like 'Yeah! It's in the oranges!' and then he threw an orange in the air. Soooooo funny! Omg... IT'S IN THE BREAD! Sorry, Insurgent reference... Can't help it! OMSQUIRRELS I can't wait for Allegiant to come out!
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