Im sorry X-( I had writers block again, so I wrote this to try and get rid of it...it's another omake, a short one I wrote last night when I got the idea.

K, so, remember while reading this, that 'Itachi' means 'weasel,' kay? It is vital as to not get confused.

...well, you will get confused, but remembering it will make the confusion much funner xD Itachi! Disclaimer!

Itachi: *sigh* Hikuro does not own Naruto, although Ayano is hers.

Me: Dam Scraight :D And btw, in this, it takes place during those four months I skipped earlier in the story, like the evil person I am, just so I could make some time where things like this chapter could occur :D SO Shisui is still alive, Mari is still at the compound, Mikoto is not a bitch, and they aren't trying to blackmail Ayano into joining the coup de'tat!

On with the Omake!

"Ne, Hiyuki," Sasuke whispered suddenly, looking at the younger girl with a gleam in his eyes.

"Nani?" she replied. They were both at Sasuke's house playing because Hiyuki's mom was out shopping with her older brother.

"My brother taught me how to make clones the other day," he began mischievously. "And for some reason, I don't ever see Itachi-nii or any of my teachers try to clone something that isn't them." Hiyuki sat on the couch beside him.

"Sooo...?" He grinned.

"Let's see if we can clone Blue!" he stated happily. She blinked.

"But Blue-chan is back at my house," she told him.

"Then let's go get him," Sasuke shrugged. "You live just down the road, and my mom lets me go to school by myself." Hiyuki thought for a split second, picturing a bunch of Blue-chans running around. A dazzling smile lit up her face.

"'Kay!" she chirped, hopping off the couch. Sasuke grinned, but then put a finger to his lips.

"But we have to keep it a secret, okay?" he told her. She smiled and nodded her head. "Kaa-san!" he called. "Can Hiyuki-chan and I go get a toy from her house really quick?"

"If you go straight there and come back," Mikoto called from the kitchen. "Stay together, too!"

"Yes, ma'am," he replied obediently. He grinned back at Hiyuki again and they ran out the door and to her house quickly. Hiyuki scrambled around the door for a few seconds, trying to find the spare key, and let them in. She walked up to the cage her pet was in, and Sasuke followed, curiously. He didn't get to see Blue that often. She opened the cage and gently pulled the critter out, cuddling it to her chest.

It was a weasel.

"This is what Aniki is named after?" Sasuke asked, peering at it. "It kind of smells..." Hiyuki made a sound of protest and moved Blue away from Sasuke, glaring cutely at him. They went back to Sasuke's house and just as they were almost to the living room, they bumped into Itachi, who was going to the kitchen.

As payback for earlier, Hiyuki dumped Blue down Sasuke's shirt to hide him, and Sasuke immediately started squirming. He plastered a smile on his face and folded his arms behind his back so Blue wouldn't fall, and tried to hold still when Itachi looked down at him.

". . .What are you doing?" Itachi asked, eyeing him suspiciously. Sasuke kept the grin on his face and twitched when he felt the pet weasel sniffing around.

"N-nothing," he lied, jerking a little when he felt it's claws brush against his skin. Itachi stood still for a moment, staring at him, before continuing to the kitchen, shooting them wary glances.

Sasuke breathed a sigh of relief and struggled to get to get the rodent out of his shirt. Hiyuki gabbed Blue before Sasuke could hurt him and and giggled as Sasuke rounded on her.

"Don't do that," he hissed. Or tried to. He hadn't managed to sound as scary as his Aniki, but he was progressing.

Hiyuki sniffed and turned her head.

"I bet Sasuke-san doesn't think Blue-chan smells bad anymore," she taunted.

. . .Evil children.

So, they went on to try and clone Blue. Unfortunately for Sasuke, he wasn't that good at controlling the little amount of chakra he had, and ended up using way too much. And cloning up something as small as a weasel didn't even take an eight of the amount of chakra needed to make a normal clone.

So now there was an ungodly amount of ferrets running around the main house of the Uchiha compound. Thank Kami Fugaku was at work.

From the kitchen, you could hear Mikoto's scream, where Itachi was standing up in surprise, wondering what the hell he should do about the thirty or so weasels in the kitchen alone.

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Warning! This is the part you will get confused! Just remember to plug in either 'Itachi' or 'weasel' in what they are saying xD.

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Ayano and Shisui were walking towards Itachi's house after he had gotten back from shopping with his mom so he could spar with Itachi.

"But then where the heck did the chicken come from if the egg was first?" Ayano challenged. Shisui crossed his arms. They had been arguing this for about ten minutes.

"The egg was a mutated reptile egg that was abandoned by it's parents to go live with the other mutated reptile eggs," he stated simply. Ayano burst out laughing.

"I think you're stupid on purpose," she stated. "No offense or anything." He grinned and shrugged.

"Hey, it got you to laugh," he defended. "And as to the question, I'd rather believe in evolution than blow my brain up thinking about it." Ayano grinned again, and opened her mouth to reply--

When a loud shriek filled the streets, coming from the main house. Ayano started, and Shisui looked at her, before she broke out into a run and Shisui flickered to the door. Just as he was reaching for the handle, the door was slammed open and Sasuke ran straight into Shisui. Shisui grabbed his shoulders before he fell back.

"What's happening?" Shisui demanded. Sasuke blinked up in surprise at his older cousin before blurting out his answer.

"Itachi's killing all the weasels!" he exclaimed. Shisui blinked, and Ayano stopped beside them, breathing slightly heavy, just in time to hear Shisui's reply.

"...There's a weasel committing mass murder?" he asked slowly. Sasuke made a face as if to ask him what the heck he was talking about. Ayano rose an eyebrow at Shisui before looking at Sasuke.

"A weasel?" Ayano asked. "What about a weasel?" Sasuke turned to her.

"I tried cloning Hiyuki's pet and now there's a lot of weasels crawling around," he explained.

"Why??" Ayano asked.

"Wait, so what does my sister's pet have to do with Itachi?" Shisui asked. "And since when was a weasel homicidal?"

"Itachi's homicidal!??" Ayano blurted out in shock. Sasuke sighed.

"No, my brother is killing the weasels!" Shisui gaped.

"Itachi's suicidal!??" he exclaimed, mimicking Ayano's earlier tone as his face paled and he called back into the house, "Don't do it, Itachi!" Sasuke facepalmed.

"No, my brother is killing the rats!" he told them, exasperated. Shisui paused and looked at Sasuke scoldingly. (A.N/ I don't care if it's not in the dictionary, it is now 7:D)

"It's not nice to call Itachi names when his emotions are so. . . emotional, you know," he told him. Ayano blinked.

"The weasels are emotional?" she asked. Sasuke made another face.

"Why would they be emotional!?"

"Because one of their friends is killing them all," Shisui shrugged.

"Shisui!" an obviously pissed voice called from inside the house. "If you don't get in here, I am killing you!" Shisui made a face and actually looked kind of scared.

"Did Itachi just threaten my life?" he asked.

"The weasel can talk??" Ayano asked in alarm. "And it threatened you??" Shisui shook his head.

"No, Itachi."

"It threatened Itachi? Poor thing..." A loud sigh could be heard even outside from somewhere in the house amongst the chaos.

"Will you both just please get in here and help out?" Ayano finally recognized the voice as Itachi's, and he sounded like he was trying way too hard to be patient. Shisui blinked once, twice, and then--

"It's weasel-stomping day!" he crowed, charging in the house.

And after a few hours of going throughout the house, finding which weasel was the real one (Shisui kept humming 'pop goes the weasel,' much to Itachi's annoyance), they finally found it curled up in the laundry room, taking a nap in the hamper.

When it was all done, Itachi let out a sigh. This day was...eventful. Hiyuki had Blue held against her chest, as if to protect it from the nasty looks it was getting from everyone.

"Hey, Sasuke," Itachi began cheerfully. Sasuke winced and looked up at his brother. This wasn't going to end well.

"Yes, Aniki...?" Itachi smiled cheerfully.

"Do you know why tomorrow is going to be such a good day?" he asked. Ayano and Shisui felt a strange aura coming from him they hadn't felt before, that almost gave them chill bumps.

"No, why?" Sasuke was clueless.

"Because I get to watch you clean up all the messes you caused." Both Ayano and Shisui's eyes widened, and they immediately turned to each other, whispering, while Sasuke tried to put on a 'kicked-puppy' expression.

"Oh, my god," Ayano breathed. "Was that really Itachi??"

"I knew it!" Shisui was telling her. "Underneath every person there's the 'mean older brother' part of them! Even Itachi!" Itachi, having heard them, glared slightly.

"But it smells like weasel!" Sasuke protested.

"It smells like Itachi?" Ayano repeated.

"Itachi smells like this?" Shisui asked. He looked at his younger cousin. "No offense, but you need a shower."

Itachi just sighed again.

Okay, the whole Sasuke knowing how to clone stuff and chakra stuff should NOT be true, but it just fit with the story so I wanted to use it...

So, did the whole Itachi=weasel thing confuse you? xD

And no, Ayano and Shisui were NOT on a date.

And I have another omake that i've been playing around with, trying to see how it would play out...but if I do write it, i'll give you a hint as to what it is.

What if Itachi was ticklish?

XD lol, I know, sounds stupid

and I'm still working on the epilogue, I'm completely stuck though, so...

Review!