Another random story! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist!
PANTS
"Who needs pants when I have this!" Edward shouted. Winry looked back from the sofa to see Edward with nothing but his boxers and a loincloth on.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Winry covered her eyes as Edward ran around the room showing off his new look.
"Now I'm just like--no better than AL! AND TALLER TOO!" Edward shouted laughing evilly afterward.
"HEY! GIVE MY LOINCLOTH BACK!" Al chased after his brother leaving Winry alone in the room.
"I'm surrounded by idiots..."
"I know what you mean..." Hawkeye suddenly appeared behind Winry who screamed.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Winry asked.
"Just waiting for the Colonel to stop acting childish." Outside, Mustang and Edward passed the loincloth rolled up in a ball back and forth keeping it away from Al.
"THAT'S IT! Attack them my pets!" Al pointed to the two. Suddenly a dozen cats appeared out of nowhere and chased Ed and Mustang away.
Al probably does have a hidden cat army somewhere...so..poor Edward!
-tsukiflower