Came up with a Father's Day story! Well...not exactly...
Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist...it's very well protected by the kitty army.
DADDY MUSTANG
Edward entered the Colonel's office, angry as usual, and went straight to Mustang's desk.
"Okay, what the hell do you want NOW?" Edward glared at the Colonel.
"I have some news for you. It seems I had a little too much to drink and well..." Mustang handed him a paper. Edward looked and turned pale.
"T-this says you're legally my father now! How could you get drunk and do something like this?" Edward looked at Mustang who merely shrugged.
"Well, first thing I'm going to give you the talk. I know exactly where too." Mustang got up from his desk and put a hand on Edward's shoulder.
"Please don't tell me a strip club..." Edward said with frustration. Mustang stood there with his hand on his chin in thought.
"It is, isn't it?" Edward sighed.
"Is that bad?" Mustang said innocently.
"YOU'RE A HORRIBLE FATHER!" Edward yelled at his new dad.
"Fine. Let's go...fishing!" Mustang said as he dragged Edward out the office.
For five hours, in the middle of a lake, Mustang and Edward sat in a boat. Mustang kept talking about random things, miniskirts, power, Fuhrer, fire, bunnies...(?). Edward could barely take it any more.
"Isn't this fun?" Mustang smiled, suddenly he started singing.
"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, make it last forever, friendship never ends!" Mustang sang in a high voice. Edward looked at him with a confused look and shoved him into the lake.
"Yes, this is fun." Edward smiled as Mustang slowly sank into the lake.
Mustang can be scary sometimes...hoped you...enjoyed it? -wonders what to think of it-
-tsukiflower