A/N: Hey all! Sorry about the late chapter!, I've had a bit of writers block -.-
I have a new chapter ready, it's just a matter of finding time to type it up.
Sorry about the shortitude again, I suck at long chapters!
Also, ReaverClankAlice ArgonianxOrc pointed out that it's 'Janice' Not 'Janet'.
Thank you! I knew that, I don't know why I put 'Janet', I was thinking about 'Rocky Horror' probably XD
Anyway, thank you for putting up with me, next chappy should be up soon!
AND THANK YOU FAR ALL THE REVIEWS! :D :D

Clank was holding onto either arm of his seat, terror racing through his circuitry. They'd already had three near misses in the asteroid field and Qwark showed no sign of slowing down, burger in one hand, the other on the flight stick.
"Aw, man!"
He groaned.
"I got ketchup on my spandex!"
He let go of the flight stick and started to rub at the stain, only making it worse.
"Captain Qwark!"
Clank shouted.
"Ooone second, Clank"
He said, still rubbing at his suit.
"QWARK!"
Clank did the first thing that came to mind.
He jumped across Qwark and grabbed the flight stick, steering them out of the way of yet another on coming asteroid.
"What are you doing?"
Qwark yelled.
"Saving our lives."
Clank answered, struggling to keep the ship in control.
"I'm the hero, that's my job!"
Qwark yanked the flight stick from Clanks grip, which caused them to barrel roll to the right…
Into an asteroid.
The interior lights flashed a deep red and a low, moaning alarm sounded.
"Thrusters offline. Back-up thrusters offline."
"WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"
Qwark screamed, he let go of the flight stick and held his head in a panic.
"I'M TOO ATTRACTIVE AND AWESOME TO DIE!"
Clank stood on Qwarks lap and tried with all of his might to steer the falling ship to a near-by planet.
"Please calm down, Qwark, we will be fine."
He assured half-heartedly, not being sure if they'd survive himself.
As he steered the ship into the unknown planet's atmosphere, his smell sensors detected smoke, and sure enough, the back of the ship had caught alight.
Qwark continued to scream.
They plummeted to the planet's surface and the impact of the 'landing' caused Clank to fly through the ship's hatch and hit the ground. The little robot shut down, looking the same way he did when he was first found on Veldin.

Captain Corponious Qwark awoke on the ground feeling slightly dazed. He sat up and rubbed his forehead, feeling achy all over. He stood up and looked down at where he once lay.

"Probably from these darn rocks!"
He said out aloud.
"Another treacherous danger that nature has placed in my path!"
Qwark put his hands on his hips in a fashion the he liked to call the 'hero stance' and examined his surroundings.
Dry, rocky, vast. A lot like Veldin.
Except more dry, more, rocky, more vast and not a single person in sight.
"Deserty."
He concluded.
Qwark saw something glimmer in the distance. He squinted his eyes, an attempt to block out the hot sun but he still couldn't make out what the silver shape was.
'Better go investigate!"
He decided.
"Hero style."
So Qwark made his way over to the shiny object… Hero style.
When he got close enough, he used his hand to shield the light from his eyes and saw that the shiny object was in fact Clank. Qwark thought he looked quite 'backpacky'.
He picked up his pace and kneeled down next to the little robot.
"Er, Clank?"
Qwark prodded him with his index finger.
"Clank?"
Nothing.
He picked up Clank and turned to go back.
That's when he saw the pile of scrap metal that was his ship.
"M-my… My ship!"
He yelped, voice raising in pitch rapidly.
Qwark ran over to it, Clank under his arm.
He lay Clank down gently next to the steaming wreck and began to comb through it to discover that even with a cracked screen, the ship's inbuilt comm-unit was still functioning.
Qwark dialled the first person he could think of to help him in this kind of situation, then he remembered Ratchet was the one in trouble in the first place.
So he called the second.
"Sasha Phyronix, how can I- Qwark?"
"Yeah… we have a bit of a situation here…"