Jasmines POV

"YAY!" and thus we all skipped away into the dark forest looking for the murderess Akasuki. Eventually we came to a really big-ass rock were William walked up to it and did some cool hand sign thingy and the great rock lifted up reviling a tunnel. "In we go!" she exclaimed as we all ran into the darkness. When we finally stopped, we were in some sort of lobby or main room in a big house or something. "Where are we again?" I asked looking around the large room like the rest of them were. "We, my friend, are in the lair! BWAHAHAHAHA –*cough* - umm sorry, ok. ONWORD TO THE GAME ROOM!" Shyan led us to a room were every one (Pein, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Kasuka, Kohan, Itachi, Zetzu, Tobi and Kisame) were pretty much chilling out and relaxing. We all stared in awe. "Hey! Who the f**k are you!?" we all turned to the unmistakable voice of Hidan (mainly because of the swearing). "Uhhhh…we come in peace?" I said holding up a peace sign with my fingers. "Hidan, don't you have some sort of stabbing ritual to do?" William asked crossing his arms and glaring at him. Hidan mumbled something unintelligible and walked away. Olivia, Kelly, and Ivan laughed at him as he walked away. "Shut the f**k up whores!"

"Hey don't $#&^* back talk me &^%$*E#^*&^*%$^%!" Ivan yelled back at him, Hidan just looked like (O.O) and backed away. "Yah! That what I thought mother&^%$#*&^#$%! UGH!" every one else stared at how Hidan had been out swared. Apparently it was a first. Me and Kelly burst out laughing filling the awkward silence and fell on the floor. "Oh god! My side! It hurts!" Kelly held her side, rolling on the ground. "Will someone please SHUT THEM UP!" we all stopped and stared at the now angered Pein. He turned to Shyan and William "why did you bring them here? And who the hell are they!?"

"weeeell…these are my friends, well at least one of them the others are her friends I don't know, and they kind of just showed up a couple day's ago in Kohna. So I'm helping them out" Shyan shrugged and stepped away slightly. Pein nodded "I see…I think…anyway, can't really argue with you. I guess they can stay…"

"YES!" We all jumped up in joy. "TOBI! SICK HIM BOY!" Ivan called back pointing to Pein. "YAY TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Tobi literally lunged from one side of the room to the other landing in Pein's lap while grabbing his head and shaking him screaming "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!!"

"TOBI GET THE HELL OFF ME!!" Pein yelled "NO TOBI" Ivan called back "STAY ON IT'S AROUSING HIDAN!" At this point all of us had already fallen to the ground in complete laughter. "Hey" we all turned to see William holding a coke and Itachi pointing at her "where did you get that, and where can I get some?"

"ummmm….this wasn't the last one…" William looked from side to side stepping back slightly. "MINE!" screamed Tobi who had still had a grip on Pein while jumping at William. Tobi tackled him making the coke go flying into the air and Tobi tried to grab it but it was sucked out of the way of his grasp by Ivan with a vacuum cleaner up in the rafters laughing menially. But, as unfortunate as this was, the cola bottle hit the rim of the nozzle causing the glass to break, spilling the soda everywhere. Silence. Pure silence. All of the Akasuki turned slowly back to where me, Olivia and Kelly were now twitching from the scent of the soda. "Oh god…I'm going to get out of here before they explode from coke-overwelmshun." Ivan stepped back away from the spillage just as all tree of us lunged for the remains of the coke bottle. "NOOO TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!!!" Tobi screamed as he leaped out of the way. "Someone grab them before they break something!!" Pein yelled at his followers. Three members came over and held us back, Zetzu held me down with his foot while Deidara got a hold on Olivia and Hidan tried to hold Kelly but she just bit his hand and hissed before continuing drinking from the small puddle of cola "Jesus Christ!" Hidan yelled holding his bitten hand and glaring at Kelly, I just laughed "ok its common knowledge, NEVER try to hold her down or you will be bitten. But don't worry, your not the first" I added the last part with a smile and thumbs up. "Whatever…" He mumbled walking away. "Now I'm board" I said sitting down on the ground. Suddenly Ivan graced us with his presence, and epically through the vacuum into the air screaming "TOBI ATTACK!!!" Tobi obeyed and randomly started smacking people around the room with Pein. "OH GOD RUNS AWAY!" I yelled getting up and running down a random hallway. I kept running until I realized that I was lost "aw shizz…" I walked around looking for someone. "HOW BIG IS THIS PLACE!?" I stomped in annoyance after six minutes of walking. "'Bout the same size as three whales" I turned and saw the creepy blue fish dude. "OMG FISH FACE!" I looked at him with an O.O look while pointing at him. "SHARK! I'm a freaking shark! Why don't you people get that!?"

"LOL that what she said…"

"What?"

"Nothing! Can you lead me back to where everyone else is?" He shook his head "no idea where anyone is, you all scattered so we're all looking for you guys"

"Oh. I see."

"Yah well-"

"WAIT SHHHH!" I held up a hand to stop him. "What? What is it?"

"Someone's close…"

"Who?"

"Not sure yet…" I listened trying to see who it was and what the hell they were singing! Then suddenly it epically hit me. "NARWHALS! NARWHALS! SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN! CASING A COMOTION! CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWSOME!" One word: Kelly. I looked down the hall and saw her skipping toward us signing the narwhal song. "KELLY!"

"JASMINE!"

"Have you seen anyone else? They're all looking for us"

"Well I did see Ivan but he was too busy being Spiderman to notice me"

"Lovely. Come! Let us away!" with that we continued skipping with fishy-boy behind us. We eventually came to where we all had been before and saw Pein finally out of Tobi's grasp and sitting in some comfy looking chair. "Where is ever one?" Kelly asked. "Looking for the rest of your friends" Pein stated simply. "Oh" she said before passing out randomly. "What the hell just happened!?" fish-boy yelled. "She passed out! What do you think!?" I yelled back. "Don't yell at me!"

"Oh I will!"

"LOUD NOISES!!!" We both turned and saw Olivia standing with Deidara holding onto her shirt. "Beautiful Livy"

"I know right?"

"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!" fish-boy was now screaming. I ignored him and bounded over to Olivia "my god you won't believe what he said earlier!"

"OMG WHAT!?"

"Ok, so I was calling him 'fish face' and he was all 'SHARK! I'm a freaking shark!' and then I was like 'that's what she said' and he was like 'what?' and I said 'nothing!' and-and-and aw… it was great, you missed it" we both laughed. "Ok well then that's nice and all but I want you all to go in one room to calm down for a bit…Deidara, could you take them to the spare room" Pein instructed. He just grunted in response before picking up Kelly and leading us to where we were to be staying. When we got to the room Ivan was hanging from the ceiling flailing his arms randomly till he fell "hi!" he screamed as he fell to the ground. "Umm…hi?" Olivia said walking in the room. "I'm going to go find the others, DON'T leave the room, yeah" Deidara said closing the door behind him. "Now what do we do?" I asked

"I WANT TO BE MAGIcaflamajiggling!!!" Ivan screamed flapping his arms till he started levitating off the ground. We all stared in awe as he rose to the ceiling, hit his head, fell back down then repeated the process. He continued getting faster each time till he eventually disappeared in a bright flash of light.