Oh My, Mummy!

Summery:

Misty, is a famous Kanto archeologist, and being only 16 years old at that! She takes an excavation job that many people are afraid to do, and in doing so...she has maybe got into more than she bargained for...

~Chapter 7~

Chica36: Maybe...probably. :P Yeah, this was going to be a one shot...though I continued it so my readers wouldn't attack me. *Hides behind my computer*. Yeah, it's safer to do what the readers want. Lol! Cuz someone said they'd hate me if I didn't continue this...

Ready to fly: I'm sure it will be! XD

Imma gonna give you a short chapter for you all as an early Christmas present! MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPLES! ;D *Continues eating ice cream*

Whirling around, I look towards some cliffs.

"Drew," I say. "Stay here." Pushing him into some bushes I sprint towards the screaming. I know that voice.

"I'M GONNA DIE! WHY ARE POKEMON TRYING TO EAT MEEEEEEE!?" I roll my eyes, and stop in front of the jungle. Why does there have to be so many vines in the way!?

Grabbing one, I start swinging through the trees.

Damn, now I feel like some sort of monkey person. Groaning, I land, and snag another before swinging down towards a valley. I spot a head of raven colored hair, and smirk.

"There you are," I say, before shouting. "BACK OFF YOU ZANGOOSE!" Ash looks up just in time to see me as I catch him around the middle, and drag him with me and onto a high cliff. Letting him go with a thunk, I grin.

"I am totally awesome. I saved two boys' butts in the SAME HOUR!" Ash rubs his head.

"I thought I was going to die!" he yelps, before hugging me tightly. "THANK YOU FOR SAVING MEEEEE!" I pry him off.

"Let go!" I snap.

"Okay..." he whimpers as I hold up a trowel from my belt. Sighing, I look down at the pack of Zangoose.

"We need to get off this island," I say. "Follow me." I begin climbing up cliff face.

"Umm..."

"What?" I ask.

"I can't climb up this..." I roll my eyes before dropping back down, and hunching over.

"Hop on," I say. Ash gives me a quizzical look.

"Huh?"

I groan.

"Seriously? I'm going to give you a piggyback ride, or I can leave you here, your choice." Ash hurries to hop onto my back, and I start climbing. It's pretty easy to climb when I'm by myself...but with Ash on my back weighing me down, it doesn't really help.

I purse my lips together, and drag myself up the sheer cliff before reaching the top in a couple minutes.

Panting, I shove Ash off, and I stretch.

"Okie dokie...now let's go." Ash follows me as I try to head back to where I conveniently left Drew.

…

"YOU!" Ash shouts, as he looks at Drew.

"Yeah...and?" Ash crosses his arms.

"Uh...I just...I don't like you very much." Drew raises an eyebrow.

"And for what reason?" Ash opens his mouth, then closes it.

"I don't know..." I knock Ash flat with my fist.

"Stop being weird, and help me think of a way to get off this freaking ISLAND!" I exclaim. Both boys shut up, and ponder how to get out of our situation.

"How about we build an airplane, and fly away?" Ash suggests.

"Yeah, and we can make it out of coconuts and tree branches...yeah, that would work you idiot," Drew snarkily remarks. Ash jumps up.

"Why you-!" I shove the heads together, and they hold them in agony.

"Shuddap!" I exclaim. "Why don't we just build a raft or a canoe and paddle to Hoenn? We can bring food along with us." I stomp away and start looking for supplies.

The boys look after me.

…

Drew picks fruit from a tree as I collect coconuts.

"Thanks for helping me," I say, "even though you're injured."

"I'm fine," he says shrugging. I reaches up really high to grab a fruit, but he's too short. I'm taller, so I grab the fruit for him, and toss it. He catches it and places the pile on the ground a couple feet away.

I yank another coconut off a small tree, and hop down onto the ground.

"This should be enough," I say, wiping my hands. "Let's go see what tree Ash has found."

"GUYS!" I hear and turn to see Ash...carrying a freaking LOG that's larger than him by about ten feet.

"WHAT THE HELL!?" I yelp, and start towards him when I trip.

"Watch out!" Before I know it, Drew has tried to catch me, but failed and the both of us fall onto the ground in a heap...

That's not all.

In the process, Drew's mouth, and mine have...collided.

I deadpan, and wonder how the hell I deserve to have my first kiss stolen by the fault of my own klutziness.

I hear a loud gasp, as Drew sits up, his face pale.

"Oh shit..." I groan, and turn to face Ash.

Mudkipster! Please don't hurt me! *Runs away* I'm going on vacation! Byyeeeee!

~Misty