Here with two new stories! It's my birthday today, and I decided to write stories based on two reviews I got. Thank you to everyone for the reviews and for reading! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: It's a bottle of milk, no, a palm tree! No, wait! It's Super Kitty! Oh, wait...disclaimer...I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist!

JUNE

"Okay, NOW, June will definitely..." Envy began to say to the already frustrated brothers.

"Envy, how many times are you going to try the same thing?" Edward sighed.

"Shut up!" Envy was about to blow the whistle when...

"WAIT!" A female voice came out of nowhere. The three looked around and realized it was the palm tree.

"I-it's really alive!" Alphonse gasped.

"Envy, every time you blow that whistle, I get killed! It's SO over between us! I'm going to go date Greed!" The plant said hopping away. Envy looked in the distance as the brothers stood shocked.

"Wow, dumped by a palm tree..." Edward laughed as Alphonse tried to comfort the homunculus.

THE SWARM

Armstrong had been showing off his muscles in Central Headquarters and of course that meant his sparkles. However, once Armstrong was done, the sparkles didn't leave. In fact, they stayed for several days, and more began to appear.

"Has anybody noticed all the sparkles around here?" Fuery tried to shoo the ones floating nearby. Hawkeye was hitting them with a fly swatter as Mustang tried to do his paperwork. Suddenly Mustang made a choking noise.

"Colonel?" Havoc said.

"Agh, I think I swallowed one!" Mustang began to spit with a disgusted look on his face. "Okay, that's it!" Mustang aimed for one of the sparkles with his glove.

"I don't think that's a good idea..." Hawkeye tried to stop the Colonel, but it was too late. Mustang succeeded at getting it, but it suddenly started to go towards him. The other sparkles followed the burning one.

"Get them away from me! Hawkeye, do something!" Mustang screamed running away from the swarm of sparkles. Hawkeye took out her gun and aimed at the sparkles.

"NO! You nearly shot me!" Mustang tried to avoid the bullets while Hawkeye kept shooting.

"Popcorn?" Havoc offered Fuery out of nowhere. Fuery shrugged and the two sat down to watch Mustang and Hawkeye.

Well, very strange...but I hope you enjoyed them!

-tsukiflower