Oh My, Mummy!

Summery:

Misty, is a famous Kanto archeologist, and being only 16 years old at that! She takes an excavation job that many people are afraid to do, and in doing so...she has maybe got into more than she bargained for...

~Chapter 8~

Mudkipster didn't end up hurting me, it was chica36! *Rubs sore head from mallet whack* Owie... :'c

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Ready to fly: …...I think so too. O.o

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Sorryyyyy. :c

Ash's face is unreadable. And he's staring at Drew. Those two together are NOT good signs that this is going to end well. I jump to my feet and walk slowly over to him.

"Heh...well, so you are here...and I'm here...and...we're going to calm down and eat a snack." Ash's head lowers, and I gulp. With a swift leap, he catapults himself into the air, and swings the tree trunk at Drew. My eyes widen and I run after him.

"Stop you IDIOT!" I shout, as Drew rolls out of the way of the log. I can't see Ash's eyes because of his ridiculously long bangs, and try to get close to him, but he somehow keeps me at a distance.

"What the hell Ash!?" I screech, my temper flaring. Ash continues to chase Drew around, and I find no other choice but to get into the middle of this freaking mess. I sprint over to stand in front of Drew, throwing up my hands, as the tree trunk sails towards me. I close my eyes.

"STOP ITTTT!" I feel a rush of wind, and then..nothing. Opening one eye, I look up to see Ash, he's barely holding the log inches away from my face, and he could drop it. I back up. Ash lets the trunk go, and it lands in the sand with a thud. I run over to him, and grab him by the scruff of his neck.

"YOU MORON!" I shout, and shake him hard. Ash yelps as I drop him. I dust my hands off and stomp over to Drew.

"And YOU! You stole my first kiss, so I require payment for that." Drew pales.

"I swear it was an accident," he tells me. I roll my eyes.

"That was obvious." I turn back to Ash who is giving me a confused look.

"What!?" I snap.

"What...just happened?" he asks. I stare at him in amazement of his stupidity.

"REALLY!?"

~.0.~

Drew and Ash sit at opposite ends of the soon-to-be canoe, carving away at it with shells. I look at them like a boot camp director, and frown at their work. I'm so pissed right now, I could probably use my anger to FLY me to Hoenn.

I run a hand through my hair, and sigh. Drew and Ash freeze, waiting to see if I'm going to scold them again. I don't, and they slowly go back to work. Stalking back and forth, I mull over what I'm furious about. I'm stuck on an island, on an island with TWO idiots, plus, I'm the only one with a brain, I have to get off the island to go to Hoenn, and MY FIRST KISS WAS STOLEN!

I give both boys a withering look, and they hide behind the canoe. It's gotten a lot farther along since I last looked... I walk over and inspect it.

"Once you guys are done, I expect both of you to gather the supplies and more ores for paddling," I say. "Then, once that's done, you can rest. We leave tomorrow at dawn."

~.0.~

Drew is out for a restroom break when I see Ash staring intensely at the fire. He seems to be thinking about something really important...but what could it be? I walk over to him, and he jerks, then looks up at me.

"Ah...I'll get some fruit for our trip," he says, and runs over to our piles of food and starts loading them into the canoe.

Huh, I think, what's bugging him?

~.0.~

I open my eyes sleepily and look around. The few rays of light reaching over the horizon are the only way for me to know it's almost sunrise.

Sitting up, I bump both the boys with my elbows, and walk over to the canoe which is filled with our supplies. All three of us climb into the makeshift boat, and start paddling. I push the water away, and use thoughts of getting to my destination to push me through exhaustion.

"How do we know we're going the right way?" Drew asks. "Isn't this, like, really risky?" I scoff.

"It's called, mapping the sky's route," I say. "I used the position of the sun to figure out which direction Hoenn is, and as long as we don't stray from this path, we SHOULD be fine, so stop talking and let me concentrate!"

He's quiet, and I keep glancing at the sun to make sure we're still on the right course.

~.0.~

It's already almost a day before I see a strip of land. I hold my hand over my eyes to block out the sun, and squint.

"LAND!" Ash exclaims happily. I smack his head, and we paddle quicker, our strength revived.

~.0.~

Looking at all the tall buildings of Sootopolis, I take a large breath.

"I can't believe we actually survived and canoed all the way to Hoenn...that never happens in reality..." I mutter.

"What was that?" Ash asks.

"Ah...nothing.." I say quickly. "I was talking to myself."

No One's POV

"They made it to Hoenn...is that alright?" the girl asks, twirling her long brown hair.

"Eh...sure," the boy replies. "Our superiors don't care unless..." The girl sighs.

"We should just follow them for now," she says. The boy nods.

"Sounds like a plan, miss L."

"Don't call me that you moron."

Hehehe! The next chappy is gonna be AWESOME! New characters! ;)

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~Misty