A/N: This is a little teaser to what Hayner has going on! A little introduction like Sora and Roxas had in Turning Points number one :) I wasn't planning on writing one, but I was talking to aliceupsidedown about the subject of "weird". Weird is healthy we agreed, so this little Hayner bit is for her :)

It's very short compared to most my stuff, even the previous interludes/intros I wrote. But it didn't need more than this.

Hayner

"I'm just a poooor boy! I need no sympathy!" I shouted at the top of my lungs into Olette's hairbrush. Like the good and awesome friends they were, Pence and Olette took a synchronized step to my side and played their role.

"Because I'm easy come, easy go. Little high, little ho..." I could never figure out whether Queen announced it to be a ho or a low... In any case, My chorus - They both sang at the same time as they stared at their apartment's ceiling with fake tears in their eyes.

They each placed a hand on my shoulder, their eyes still fixed skywards as I threw the hairbrush over my shoulder, squeezing my eyes shut in a theatrical manner as I placed my fingers at the ready over the invisible piano.

"Mamaaaa, just killed a man! Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead..." I sang with as much emotion as I could pull out of me. My fingers were pro over the invisible keys. I had no idea what I was doing with them, but it looked cool, so it's all good.

And then because Olette just loved to sing the "Galileo" part, Pence quickly picked up the stereo remote from the ground and forwarded the song to that moment. Once there, because after this many hours of practice over the last I don't know how many years, he dropped the remote, came to stand next to me and Olette. We started bouncing together on spot, which was our only dance routine. We all sucked at dancing. Bouncing on spot we could handle though.

"I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango?" We sang together and then we added some waves of the arms in our routine. Which was very fancy. And then...

"Galileo!" Olette. "Galileo..." Pence and I. "Galileo!" Olette. "Galileo..." Pence and I.

And then we decided it was the end of the song and ran back to the couch to fall lazily onto it, giggling as we always did after doing this.

Pence pressed the off button on the stereo's remote and we returned our attention to our pizzaliscious dinner, staring mindlessly at the television that was playing a re-run episode of Futurama.

Were we weird? Probably... certainly, most likely... definitely. Sure.