Ivan's POV

When the light disappeared I was standing on sand. I looked around trying to figure out where the hell I was. I turned to my left and saw one of the most disturbing yet cool sights EVER. "KAREN!?" I yelled at my teacher as she jogged by. "Hey Ivan!" she greeted before continuing on down what was now a beach. I stared at her until she disappeared from sight. "What the…" Suddenly the great light returned and I fell graciously into a room full of people. "HOLY SHIT!" a figure lunged out of the way right as I landed where they had been standing. "Ivan! There you are!" I looked up and saw Jasmine and Olivia standing before me. "HI GUYS!"

"Where the hell where you!?"

"I saw Karen! She was jogging down a random beach, it was creepy…"

"Aw now I miss Karen…" Kelly looked down sad. "Who's Karen?" Tobi asked. We all gasped "only the BEST teacher in the world!" Jasmine screamed. "Oh…" Tobi looked down slightly thinking. "I'm board, what do we do around here!?" Kelly screamed. "I feel like painting…" Olivia said. "HOHOHO!!!! PAINT A SMILEY FACE ON MY ARMOR!!!" I jumped up and down in happiness

"YES! Deidara do you have any paint we can use that DOESN"T blow up?"

"Umm…yah…"

"GOOD GO GET IT!" Deidara left in a puff of smoke. "Why do ninja's always disappear in a puff of smoke!?" I yelled. "Well that's easy they - " Shyan started thyen stopped "actually I don't know…" Another puff of smoke signaled that Deidara was back. "OMG SCARY GHOST BE GONE! MAGINAFLAGIGGLINGAFY!!!!!" puff! A bright light and smoke filled the room. "DAMN WHATS WITH THE SMOKE!!!" someone (probably Kelly) screamed. When the smoke cleared, Deidara was gone and only the paint bottles remained. "Ivan what'd you do now!"

"Hehehehe!!! I'm special!!"

"Ok whatever, that's not important now. What is is your smiley face!" Olivia picked up the paint "come closer so I can paint your armor"

"BOOM HEADSHOT!" I lunged forward, hitting her in the face with my chest plate. "OW! SON OF A-"

"THERE ARE SMALL CHILDREN PRESENT!!!" We all looked over at Tobi who was cuddling a small green stuffed bunny in his arms, looking very innocent. "riiiiight…OK! Ivan come here so I can paint your smiley face." Over the next ten minuets Olivia had painted a demonic smiley face (aka the omega vitamin face) on my chest plate. "OK DONE!" Olivia stepped back smiling. "great, now where the hell did you send Deidara!?" Pein demanded. "I DON'T KNOW! DON'T YELL AT ME!!!" I sprinted away attempting to run out the door but instead came face to face with a REALLY hard wall.

FATALITIE!!!!