Another story! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist!
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Alphonse entered the dorm room where him and his brother where staying. He opened the door to find Edward looking at him with a smile on his face. In his hands, he held something covered by a towel.
"Brother, what's that?" Alphonse asked curiously.
"Oh, hey there Alphonse One!" Edward smiled towards his confused brother.
"Uh, Alphonse One?" As Alphonse wondered what he meant, Edward took off the towel and revealed something to him.
"MEET ALPHONSE TWO! He's the NEW Alphonse!" Alphonse stared shocked at his older brother.
"BROTHER! That's a toaster!" Alphonse yelled at his brother.
"Yeah, but, it makes yummy waffles..." Edward plugged it in, made waffles, and then ate them.
"Well, I have to go to work now, bye Alphonse Two!" Edward walked out the door. Alphonse stared at the toaster and placed it by the window.
When Edward walked towards the military dorm building, he saw a completely smashed toaster on the sidewalk underneath a opened window.
"ALPHONSE TWO!" Edward ran to look at the smashed toaster. He then ran up to the dorm room.
"AL!" Edward shouted and looked towards the open window in their room. He walked towards it but suddenly froze. By the open window...was Alphonse's plush toy, Kitty.
"Brother?" Alphonse looked towards his brother.
"Al, you did it, right? You're the one who threw Alphonse Two out the window, right?" Edward nervously asked.
"Huh? I was trying to make waffles in the kitchen this whole time. I put it by the window, sorry...It must have fallen off...hey! What's Kitty doing there?" Alphonse picked the plush toy up as Edward stared at it frozen. He placed it on the table.
"I need to kill that thing..." Edward muttered turning away from the plush toy, but he tripped on something.
"What the?" Edward looked to his feet to see Kitty there. He froze at first and then ran off to his room and locked the door.
Oh, by the way, Al really didn't do anything...oh, and once again...FEAR THE KITTY!
-tsukiflower