Got to writing two new ones! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist! I'd probably do horrible things if I did...
DISTURBING...
Edward and Alphonse sat on the sofa in their dorm room bored. Edward was reading a book when Alphonse suddenly grabbed his nose, let go, and wriggled his finger.
"Got your nose!" Al said to his perplexed brother.
"Yeah, well...I got your head!" Edward said taking Al's helmet off.
"Well, I have your arm!" Al said annoyed and took Ed's automail arm off with ease. Edward grew angry and tried to grab his arm which fell from Al's hands out the window. As Edward and Alphonse ran outside, a dog came and snatched the arm.
"Give that back you stupid dog!" Ed ran after the dog with Al's head still in his hands.
"Brother! Give me my head back first!" Al shouted running after his brother passing people by headless.
HE WENT THAT FAR?
First Lieutenant Hawkeye entered the office to find the lights off and candles on the desk. Sitting on the desk, was Colonel Mustang, holding a guitar and champagne glasses.
"Riza! Fancy meeting you here." Mustang said in a low voice.
"I...work here?" Hawkeye sighed. Mustang stood up and gave her a rose.
"Would you like some champagne?"
"Colonel..."
"Or maybe I should sing you a song accompanied by my guitar?" Mustang began to play the guitar badly.
"Colonel! You're only doing this so I'll forget you have paperwork due." Hawkeye said turning on the lights. "Get started." Hawkeye blew the candles out and walked out the room leaving Mustang alone.
"Damn it..." Mustang whispered returning to his desk to do his paperwork and tossing the guitar to the floor.
Very very strange...Hope you enjoyed them!
-tsukiflower