Here's another story! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist!
AMAZING
Alphonse walked through one of the hallways of Central Headquarters and entered the Colonel's office. He sat down on the sofa as Mustang did paperwork.
"Don't worry, the shrimp will be back soon from his mission.." Mustang told Alphonse who had been walking around trying to find something to do.
"Uh...I'm not sure...you should say that.." Alphonse warned the Colonel.
"You mean "shrimp"?" Mustang chuckled at the fact Edward was nowhere to hear it. "It's not like he has super hearing or something." Mustang laughed when he heard loud stomps on the floor below and an angry voice.
"OKAY! Who the hell called me a shrimp? I know someone did!" Edward shouted on the first floor. The sounds of people being thrown to the floor were heard.
"Good luck, Alphonse!" Mustang patted him on the back and hid under his desk. Edward entered the room, breaking the door. He walked up to Alphonse with an expression of pure rage.
"Brother! I didn't! It wasn't me! Calm down!" Al stuttered waving his hands in front of him. For a second, Edward stayed silent, and then turned his attention to the desk. He laughed maniacally still panting from running to headquarters.
"I can hear you breathing, you know." Edward chuckled evilly. Mustang sat under the desk, speechless. Edward suddenly put his hand to his ear.
"Dammit! Someone in Resembool called me short! Wait there! Don't think you won't pay!" Edward pointed at the desk and ran off to catch the next train.
"Brother! Stop!" Alphonse went running after him as Mustang came out of hiding.
"That boy isn't human..." Mustang muttered.
I'm glad that's not possible...or is it..? -very afraid-
-tsukiflower