Disclaimer: Don't own Fullmetal Alchemist! Or the cat army...Al owns that...
NEW FEATURE
Edward, Alphonse, and Winry were walking in town.
"Edward, guess what? I added something new to your automail arm!" Winry said proudly.
"What now?" Edward asked worried looking at his arm. Winry took out a control and pressed a button. Suddenly, the automail arm came off and ran away on its fingers. It began to chase after a woman.
"Psycho arm!" The woman screamed as she ran away. Other people soon started to shout and scream.
"Help! It's attacking me!"
"Someone get the military!"
Winry looked at the chaos the arm was causing and started to move away.
"Oh well...minor glitches, but uh..." Winry quickly said before she ran off.
"What the? Damn it, Winry! Get back here and stop it before I go to jail for what you did!" Edward chased her as Alphonse followed.
MEDICAL VISIT
It was always a problem when Edward had a medical check-up at military headquarters.
"You'll never take me alive!" Edward yelled grabbing a lollipop nearby and swinging it at Alphonse and the doctor.
"Brother, why do you ALWAYS have to do this? You just need a shot!" Alphonse shouted to his brother.
"No, Al. I learned the horrible truth behind shots when we were little!" Edward kept swinging the lollipop back and forth like a weapon.
"What?"
"That the cows are behind it and they want to inject us to make us one of them!" Edward said with a serious face. Alphonse looked at him confused.
"I don't know what you mean, just calm down, and please put the lollipop down." Alphonse was about to grab his brother when Edward grabbed the doctor.
"Don't make me use it, Al!" Edward said holding the lollipop to the doctor's neck.
"So this is why this boy has never had the same doctor for his check-ups..." The doctor thought hoping the young state alchemist would stop eventually. Suddenly a pair of soldiers entered to calm Edward down and as soon as he saw them, he jumped out the window. He then landed on the sidewalk and began to run.
"Never!" Edward yelled as he ran off with the soldiers following him.
"Well, at least it went better than last time." Alphonse sighed. "At least he didn't steal the Colonel's gloves and try to blow up headquarters again..."
Yes, Edward really doesn't like the doctor's...wonder why there are lollipops at the military doctor's office...-imagines Mustang getting one after a check-up-
-tsukiflower