Whoa...it's been so long! I need to write more often! Anyway, here's another story!
Thanks to everyone for reviewing and reading! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, but I can use the Al signal!
DOG OF THE MILITARY
"You look adorable, sir." Hawkeye said in a monotonous voice. Outside Central Headquarters, Mustang stood wearing a mascot outfit of a dog in a military uniform with balloons in hand.
"First Lieutenant!" Mustang yelled knowing how comical he looked. "Why, why did the Fuhrer pick ME to do this?"
"All you have to do is hand out those balloons to children. The Fuhrer wants people to see the military isn't so bad, I guess." Hawkeye answered. "Just bear it and try to smile."
"I'd better get promoted after something like this.." Mustang grumbled. He turned away from her when he suddenly heard someone snickering.
"This is...too good..." Edward stood by him trying not to laugh too hard.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Mustang shouted at the young alchemist.
"I don't even remember anymore..." Edward started to laugh hysterically.
"Okay, that's it!" Mustang rolled up his sleeve and put on one of his gloves. Edward and Mustang proceeded to using alchemy to attack each other as children walking nearby cheered.
"Well..the children are enjoying it.." Hawkeye said watching the two. In the crowd, the Tringham brothers watched.
"Why is that dog man attacking Edward?" Fletcher questioned.
"We really need to stop running into him..." Russell sighed.
"Come back, honey!" June shouted to Russell.
"And why ARE YOU dating a palm tree, brother?"
"I AM NOT! Now run!" Russell grabbed Fletcher before June could reach him.
Poor Colonel...hopefully he didn't get in trouble for what happened...and it must be scary to be followed by a talking palm tree...-shudders-
-tsukiflower