Very strange story...to end the year! Enjoy everyone!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist, wait...no.

NEW YEAR'S EVE

Everyone was having a party in Mustang's office on New Year's Eve. Everything was going just fine..until someone gave Edward some champagne.

"I am the great metal king, Zephus!" Edward shouted wearing Al's armor head on his and wearing his coat as a cape. Breda, Falman, and Havoc stood nearby laughing, while Mustang played badly on his guitar. Hawkeye stayed as far away as possible because she knew they had all had a little too much to drink.

"My first order as king is to ban milk from this country and get the moon back from those damn sea monkeys!" Edward said.

"W-wait a second, Fullmetal." Roy interrupted Ed's speech. "What about the miniskirts?"

"Right! All the sea monkeys will be forced wear miniskirts!" Edward yelled to the group. The men cheered for no apparent reason as Hawkeye shook her head.

"BROTHER! Give me back my head!" Alphonse slammed the door open. He walked in as the group looked with fright at the headless suit of armor. "I also want to know WHY you tied me up!" Alphonse shouted holding the ropes he got free from.

"What is that, king?" Falman whimpered to Edward.

"It's the king of the sea monkeys! I thought I had defeated it! He must be after the queen!" Edward said and turned his attention to Hawkeye.

"WHAT?" Hawkeye backed away until she felt someone grab her.

"Don't worry! I'll protect her, king!" Mustang said carrying her on one of his shoulder.

"LET ME GO!" Hawkeye shouted enraged. Mustang carried her outside the room.

"Come on, everyone! Let us defeat the king!" Edward yelled leading the others to attack Al.

"No, brother! Stop!" Alphonse ran out of the room.

After ending up outside, Edward and the others got arrested. Luckily, Hughes got them out in exchange for them spending the rest of the night as he showed photos of Elysia to ring in the new year.

Edward never got to get the moon back from the sea monkeys...

Bizarre story I thought of...(then again they're all strange...)

Still not New Year's here, but to the people that it is...

Happy New Year everyone!

Thank you for the reviews and for reading! (maybe one day Ed will get those sea monkeys..)