Yay! Another story!
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist, I don't own it.
SHINY
"Brother...I was thinking of changing my loincloth...it's too plain..." Alphonse said looking at it. Edward walked towards him.
"All right! No problem!" Edward clapped his hands and touched the loincloth. "There you go!"
Alphonse looked at the loincloth to see it was now gold and had the words "My older brother is the greatest." He looked at his brother in disbelief.
"Don't you love it?" Edward smirked.
"Not really...and why do you have sparkles next to you?" Alphonse pointed at the sparkles.
"What? Damn you, Major Armstrong!" Edward began to wave his hands to keep the sparkles away. Alphonse watched his brother as the sparkles began to cover his face.
"NO! They're attacking me! How could they betray their master?" Edward fell on the floor face down.
"Are you okay?" Alphonse called as Edward lay on the floor motionless. "Brother?" Suddenly Edward got up.
"WHAT THE?" Alphonse stared at his brother who now had a mustache like Armstrong.
"HELLO THERE LITTLE BROTHER ALPHONSE ELRIC!"
"BROTHER?" Alphonse shouted backing away.
"Behold my beauty!" Edward said taking off his shirt and flexing.
"O-oh no...the sparkles turned him into an Armstrong!" Alphonse whimpered as he looked to his side and saw some near him.
"Join me, little brother!"
"NO!" Alphonse said running away.
Edward Armstrong...is not a good thing...
-tsukiflower