Wow...it's been a while! Well, just want to say, once again, thanks to everyone who reads and reviews! I do read all the reviews I get, so thank you! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist!...right?


BIRTHDAY

"Hello there, First Lieutenant!" Mustang greeted his fellow officer holding a birthday gift. "This is for you!"

"Oh...thank you..." Hawkeye said in surprise.

"I know you'll like it, it's exactly what you've wanted!" Mustang said with a smile. Hawkeye raised her eyebrow thinking of the new gun model she had been eyeing the day before. She opened the present quickly to find...

"...What's this?" Hawkeye said after a pause, staring at the gift in disbelief.

"It's a framed photo of me!" Mustang said with a innocent smile. "Isn't it great? I made sure the photographer got my best side." Hawkeye looked at the gift as if staring into space.

"Why yes…" Hawkeye finally spoke. "Thank you. It's something I've always wanted." Hawkeye said as she put the framed photo on the windowsill. She took out her gun and shot the photo.

"It's a perfect target to practice shooting at." Hawkeye said smiling as Mustang whimpered staring at the broken photo.


Poor Mustang...

-tsukiflower