Hey guys so if you are reading this again, I did add a lot of changes in it especially grammatical changes and I also made the sentences flow more. please enjoy! and if you are reading it for the first time ignore the top part of this thingy and enjoy anyway please review!

Day 1.

When Edward walked in, Roy was sitting at his desk contemplating on how he was going to get Ed to go on a date and sleep with him.

"Hey you Colonel bastard I'm here with my report. Of course the assignment you gave me was a bunch of bull-"

"Yeah yeah Ed, I didn't want to give you such a hard mission considering your little head might not have been able to comprehend it."

"Stop calling me fucking short… I'm still growing and one day I will be taller than you, you over cocky ass hole!" Ed was pissed and his face was getting really red. He really wasn't in the mood to fight with Mustang, so he took a quick breath and took a seat on the couch which was facing away from the Colonel's desk. Edward was still extremely angry so decided to not make things easy on Roy.

In Roy's head he was pissed, but not at Edward, he was pissed at himself. 'Shit that's not how I wanted to start this conversation, I'm never going to get him to like me now… wait a minute, I don't want him to like me I just want have sex with him so I can get a week's vacation.' Mustang looked over at Ed sitting on the couch. 'Then again, I never noticed how good Fullmetal looked in those leather pants and how broad shoulders he are. He really doesn't look his age- Dammit no I can't think that now, ugh the bet must me getting to my head. Now what to say to get Ed to like me? I guess apologizing would be the best start. "You know what look, I'm sorry." Hearing Roy apologize, Ed turned to look at him dumbfounded. Never once has Roy apologized to Ed, hell Ed can't ever recall hearing Mustang apologize ever. When Roy realized that Edward wasn't going to talk, he continued "I really set you on that mission because I knew it was a pointless mission and I was hoping you would be able to find a way to get your brother's body back." Roy was actually proud of that lie. The real reason he gave Fullmetal that mission was because he knew Ed wouldn't be able to break something during it, but Roy learned that he probably shouldn't say something like that out loud when he's trying to get into someone's pants.

Through out the 'confession' Ed was looking at Roy with a disbelieving look. "Ok bastard, what do you want? I know that there is no way in hell you would say let alone do something nice like that especially for me."

Roy put on a look of fake hurt, but Roy was getting irritated that Edward wasn't just going along with it and so he let his anger speak for him. "Ha, nah I don't want crap from you. Hawkeye told me to be nicer to you because your patients are so small that the fact you are making no progress was probably killing you."

That does it Ed was fuming with anger and Roy could see it. 'shit now I've done it. I'm never going to get him to go out with me today.'

"Dammit stop calling me short you dumb man whore!" Ed ran out of the office slamming his door in the process. Roy sat there so tired. He dropped his head on his desk. He just realized how big of a head ache he had, and he just wanted to lay there until he got to go home. That was until his door opened and he knew exactly who it was even before he put his head up.

"Don't you say a word Havoc. I'm not in the mood." Roy knew Havoc heard the conversation with Edward. Roy also knew Havoc probably came in to his office to gloat about his big failure

Havoc was standing in the door way with a huge grin on his face. "ohh one day down and poor Roy made no progress. I see an awesome vacation at the end of my tunnel."

"Shut up it's not over you haven't one yet. I still have 6 more days to get Edward… I mean get him to fall for me." 'huh, what the hell? Well that came out wrong.' Havoc gave Roy a funny smile causing Roy to pick up the first think he saw which was a stapler and throw it at Havocs head.

"Ha you missed!" Havoc then runs out the door leaving Roy with his own thoughts.

How am I going to do this? Ed will never fall for me. What is this feeling I am getting? My chest is feeling funny. It can't be sadness right? I don't really like Fullmetal right?' Roy shook his head to get that thought out of it. 'No it must be because of the bet. I am sad because I am one day down and still don't see a vacation in my future. Yeah that sounds more reasonable.'

ED POV:

Ed standing outside Roy's office-

Sigh, here I go again, having to see Mustangs smug face. Well better now than later. Ed opens the door and walks in. Ed saw Roy just sitting there. It looked like he was thinking about something really hard. While Roy was sitting there all Ed could think is 'wow, I never noticed how Strong Roy looks and how beautiful his face is. The complex is gorgeous. How his black shiny hair was hanging above his beautiful charcoal eyes… ahh wait he's his commanding officer and it's Mustang none the less. Must snap out of it.'

"Hey you dumb bastard I'm here with my report. Of course the assignment you gave me was a bunch of bull-"

"Yeah yeah Ed, I didn't want to give you such a hard mission considering your little head might not have been able to comprehend it."

"Stop calling me fucking short… I'm still growing and one day I will be taller than you, you over cocky ass hole!" After thinking about how good Roy looked, Ed was startled when Roy decided to call him short. 'It seems he didn't notice my thoughts before. Ugh the nerve of him. Wait, his face, was that a hint of apologetic? Nah I must of been imagining it. Oh now he's apologizing. Did he really give me that job so I could also look for a way to bring Al back… no that's impossible. Ed was so confused why Roy would do that, he's too big of a jerk to do that, and even if he did have a heart big enough to do that, he wouldn't ever admit it to Ed.' Even though Ed knew Roy had to of been lying, it still made his heart flutter at the thought that Roy might actually care about him and Alphonse. Ed knew he couldn't let Roy know his feelings though. 'Fine I'll just go off and prove that he was lying. There that's what I do and what do I get back in return...A FUCKING SMALL JOKE AND HE ADMITED IT WASN'T HIS IDEA! Ugh I can't take it anymore of this. I'm out of here! Sigh and of course I got to do this again all tomorrow till I can get Al's body back and quit this job.