Chapter 2:
Guys, I don't think we're in Japan anymore
~Story starts~
Back to our tale our seven strange boys have traveled around the park they were in.
"For the love of Jashin. Are we even getting anywhere." Hidan complained.
"Quit complaining Hidan you're giving me a headache you idiot." Kakuzu sneered.
"It's still fucking weird to see you without your damn stitches." Hidan said.
"If I wasn't a child I would tear your head off." Kakuzu glared at him.
"Hey I think I see a street." Kisame pointed ahead.
The boys ran through the forest and landed on a stone street. They expected to see a village with old-fashion style buildings.
Unfortunately they didn't expect to see this…
Insanely tall buildings that looked like it was fused by metal with many windows. Many people in strange clothes instead of kimonos were walking around. Lots of stores lined across from the park.
The children all stared in awe and confusion.
"What." Sasori said.
"The." Kisame said.
"Fuck." Hidan said.
"Is." Zetsu said in unison.
"This?" Kakuzu said.
"Un!" Deidara ended.
Itachi said nothing.
They kept in place still staring at all the foreign objects.
"All this technology is incredible!" Kakuzu blinked.
"This is definitely isn't like any village I've been to." Kisame said.
Deidara walked up to a two teenage girls.
"Excuse me. Where and what country is this?" He asked them.
The girls squealed at the Akatsuki boys.
"Oh aren't you kids so cute!" One girl with short blue hair giggled.
"I know, are you kids like related or something?" A girl with star barrettes asked them.
"Um you're not an-" Deidara tried to say.
"Hey those cloaks are cool! Are you guys like cosplayers or something?" The short haired girl asked.
"What's cosplay?" Zetsu's white side asked.
"Oh my god! You guys are like little models-"
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU JASHIN DAMN BIMBOS!!!" Hidan shouted at them.
The girls yelped and ran away.
"Well that was pointless." Itachi muttered.
"We'll just have to keep walking around." Sasori told them.
And the boys made their way through the strange village…
~5 hours later~
"I am so fucking hungry." Hidan growled.
"I know un." Deidara agreed his stomach making barking noises.
The other boys didn't say anything but their stomachs also growled.
"Well if I had my money here I sure as hell wouldn't lend you any." Kakuzu glared at them. "As long as it's under 100 ryo."
"Tch. Cheap ass." Hidan muttered.
After a few more hours of no food and no one helping them the boys collapsed in an alley next to a building. (Yes that sounds a little creepy but they're the Akatsuki they can handle strangers.)
All of their stomachs screeched, moaned, and barked. They all looked like they were gonna pass out any minute.
When they were about to a girl who looked 17 or 18 opened a door from the building in the alley.
~What happened a few minutes ago~
A girl with blue eyes and brown hair in a bob was cleaning tables at her job: the Cat Café (Idea is from Ranma ½). She wore a long Chinese dress with a lucky cat on it.
She just finished her last table when a fellow male worker called. "Takemori, 10:00! Closing time!"
The girl nodded. "Thank you Keigo."
A/N: Quick interruption really quick! The Akatsuki members woke up at about noon and they were walking around for awhile so that's the time now. Sorry just thought I'd point it out. Back to story!
The girl went into the locker rooms to get changed. Another girl was in there.
"Hoshi!" The girl smiled.
The girl looked around 20. She had long, spikey, black hair in a ponytail and striking blue eyes. She wore a black tank top that cut just above her belly button with black capris with high-heeled flats.
Hoshi smiled. "Nana." She tossed her some keys. "Could you close up I have a date with Yushin tonight."
Nana looked at her nervously. "You're still dating our boss?"
Hoshi scoffed. "I'm 20, he's 25 it's legal!"
"Ok well have fun." Nana gave a shy yet sweet smile.
Hoshi paused, she had a blank look on her face.
Nana tilted her head. "Uh, Hoshi?"
She blinked. "You're going to have an unexpected surprise later."
"Your sixth sense again?" Nana chuckled.
Hoshi shrugged. "Welp see you tomorrow."
"Ok!" She bowed.
Nana changed into a plain light blue thank top with navy blue jeans and W. C. brand sandals. And to top it off with a football-like jacket.
She went out the back entrance that led to the alley (Which unfortunately can only be locked from the outside).
What she didn't expect to see were seven kids that looked about 7 were sprawled out against the alley.
The girl stared at them blankly for a few seconds then shrieked!
"Oh my god! They're not moving! Are they dead?!" Nana flapped her arms.
Then the boys let out a moan.
She stopped and sighed with relief. "Thank goodness. They're alive."
She walked up to the nearest kid who had unnatural red hair.
"Un are you kids alright?" Nana knew it was a dumb question, but she had to ask anyway.
"May we… have some food?" The red-haired boy asked.
She nodded rapidly. "Of course! Come inside."
The kids staggered up to stand too tired to argue and trodded further into the restautrant.
Nana's POV
The boys all sat down in booths. I immediately brought them water first and quickly made some fried rice for them.
I placed over 10 plates of fried rice in front of them.
As soon as I did they wolfed it down! Even the boys who had table manners wolfed it down!
"You must've really been hungry?" I blinked.
"Oh man! This is fucking good!" The silver-haired boy grinned.
I jumped. "Y-You shouldn't say that word!"
He ignored me and kept on eating.
The boy with black hair and tan skin bopped his head.
"Hidan don't be a pig or you'll choke!" he scolded.
"The hell was that for Kakuzu?!" The boy, now known as Hidan, yelled.
The boy with long blonde hair smiled at me. "Thanks lady un."
I smiled. 'Aw these guys are so cute.'
"No problem I love to help." I said.
"Um miss?" The black-haired boy with red eyes looked at me.
"I'm sorry my name is Nana Takmori." I bowed.
He nodded. "Nana. Can you tell us what country is this?"
"This is Japan." I told them.
"We know." The blue-skinned boy said. "But where? Like the land of Fire or what?"
I blinked in confusion. "This is Tokyo and I've never heard of this Land of Fire."
Everyone seemed surprised at this. The boy Hidan choked on his rice.
"Ah!" I squeaked.
I ran up to Hidan and rubbed his back. When he finally swallowed it down he glared at me.
"Are you fucking brain-dead? What do you mean you haven't fuckin' heard of it?" He shouted.
"I-It's just a pl-place never like that doesn't exist." I stuttered.
The kids all froze in place with shocked/confused expressions. I flinched, 'Maybe I shouldn't have said that.'
They were still frozen in place.
"I don't know where you're all from and I'm sure it's not any of my business. But, um, you kids don't have anywhere to go do you?" I whispered.
They didn't answer me.
"Um if you don't you could live with me until you can go home." I offered. I felt so sad from their expressions.
They stared at and paused. After a few seconds they gathered in a huddle.
No one's POV
"What do you guys think?" Kakuzu asked the Akatsuki members.
"I'm in! I like this Nana girl she's pretty." Deidara blushed.
"Well it'd be nice to have somewhere to sleep." Sasori added.
"We do kind of owe her too for the food." Kisame agreed.
"Are you guys fuckin' insane?! What if she's one of those pedophiles?" Hidan whispered and scowled.
Zetsu's white side sighed. "You've got to be kidding?"
"A girl like that is too fragile for that you idiot." Zetsu's black side sneered.
"I don't have a problem with it. Itachi?" Kakuzu asked.
"… It's alright." Itachi decided. Hidan groaned at defeat.
"Then it's decided." Kisame confirmed.
They broke out of their huddle and turned to Nana who jumped slightly.
"We'll live with you Nana." They all said in unison.
A/N: If you're thinking that the Akatsuki could last longer with no food you're right. But they just came back from the dead with no chakra networks and they've been walking for over 10 hours so of course they're going to be hungry. Please review!
End/ Chapter 2