Another chapter! This time it's another two stories in one chapter! So enjoy these two stories!

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. A cow does.

Ed: What? -goes into shock-

Al: Big brother! Snap out of it!

IN LOVE

With Ed waiting to get his arm fixed at Winry's house at Resembool, Winry stood in her room, plucking the petals off a flower.

"I love, I don't, I love, I don't, I...I LOVE!" Winry shouted happily and went into the living room where Ed was. "HEY ED! Guess what?"

"Winry, you need to fix my arm! What is it?" Edward grumbled. Winry responded by taking her wrench out as a threat, making Ed flinch.

"First, I need to say something!" Winry blushed as she yelled.

"What?" Edward questioned. Winry knelt down on one knee in front of him.

"Will...will you marry me?"

"WHAT?! W-winry...I-I don't know what to say..." Edward stuttered in confusion. Winry pouted when she heard this.

"NOT YOU! Your automail arm! My precious creation! I LOVE YOU!" Winry said as she took his arm away and ran out the door.

"What the? Winry! I need that arm!" Edward shouted following her.

"YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!" Winry screamed in the distance.

THE DISGUISE

First Lieutenant Hawkeye was walking around the hallways of Central Headquarters when she suddenly saw the door of the Colonel's office open. The Colonel appeared peeking out of the room, wearing a fake beard and glasses.

"Oh, you have got to be kidding me." Hawkeye said under her breath and sighed. "COLONEL!" She yelled, startling the Colonel.

"OH! Hello there, young lady!" Mustang said in a deep voice.

"Colonel, this is the worst attempt you've made at trying to escape your paperwork. Now get back in there and finish it!" Riza pointed at his office.

"Young lady, you must be confusing me for some other unbelievably handsome young man." Mustang laughed. "And has anyone told you you would look GREAT in a miniskirt?" Roy smirked as Hawkeye glared at him.

"Get back in there NOW." Hawkeye grabbed her gun as Roy reluctantly went back into his office. Hawkeye sighed.

"Where does he get all these terrible escape ideas?"

Riza really has her hands full with Roy...and uh...Winry really...loves her creations, huh? -nervous look- -runs away-

-tsukiflower