Chapter 4:
Morning troubles
A/N: I just came back from my Grandpa's and Silverwood!! So anyway I checked the reviews and I can see many of you suggested Itachi and some suggested Deidara, so I put up a poll on my profile on who Nana should end up with so vote, vote for your country! …Just kidding. So to do something new I decided to bring a fan favorite for the disclaimer… Tobi!
(POOF!)
Tobi: Hi everyone Tobi is a good boy! But Samantha is mean to not put Tobi in the story…
Me: Aw, Tobi that's ok because for a spoiler I plan on having you in the story.
Tobi: YAY!!! Tobi get's to surprise Deidara-senpai!!!
Me: (Oh won't Deidara be surprised.) *Evil grin* Ok Tobi do the disclaimer!
Tobi: Yes, Samantha does not own the characters of Naruto, but she owns Nana! How was that? Was Tobi a good boy?
Me: Yep Tobi was a very good boy so he gets a cookie.
Tobi: Yay cookies!!!
Me: Now on with the story!
Story starts: Kisame's POV
I woke up with a yawn. I noticed that I was the only one up because Deidara and Itachi looked like they were having nightmares, Sasori and Zetsu were sleeping peacefully, Hidan was snoring as loud as a bear, I was wondering how Kakuzu could sleep with that noise since he was sleeping next to him until I got a closer look to see he was wearing earplugs.
My stomach growled. "Time to eat." I said.
I headed down to the kitchen when I heard loud noises coming from it. I rushed down only to see Nana wearing a pink tee with white capris looking a little flustered.
"No,no,no,no, please tell me I at least have bread…" She hoped, "Darn."
"Nana?" I said.
She flinched and turned around.
"Oh Kisame," She sighed. "I was going to surprise everyone."
"With breakfast?" I guessed.
She nodded. "But it seems I forgot groceries again…" She then ran over to me and bowed. "Would you mind coming with me to the store?"
I sweat-dropped. "I don't mind."
She smiled with relief. "Good let me just write a note and we'll go."
Nana took out some scratch-paper and wrote quickly then grabbed my arm and we bolted out of the house.
~Meanwhile with Deidara~
Deidara was tossing and turning in his sleep. His face beaded with sweat.
"No you can't be here, you can't curse me here." He muttered in his sleep.
~In his dream~
A skyscraper tall Tobi was overshadowing a mouse-sized Deidara looking completely menacing with the flames of hell in the background and Tobi was laughing maniacally.
"So Senpai, you thought you could escape Tobi this way hm?" Tobi laughed.
Deidara looked like he was going to have a heart attack, "Y-You're not real you can't be here."
"But Senpai if I'm here does that mean you're still as stupid as you were before or has being dead affected your brain?" Tobi mocked.
An anime vein mark appeared on Deidara's head. "Damn it even in death you annoy me to no end."
He was about to unleash a bomb until the Tobi giant raised his foot over Deidara!
"Bye Bye Deidara-senpai Tobi is a good boy." Tobi muttered.
~Reality~
Deidara woke up with a start screaming. After the scream he ended up panting.
"Thank god and even Jashin, it was just a nightmare." Deidara sighed.
Deidara then blinked and looked around all the beds were empty.
"Where'd everybody go?" Deidara questioned until Hidan cursing downstairs.
"What the?" He rushed downstairs.
Hidan's complaints got louder. "Damn it! You mother-fucker Riku why won't you die yet!!!"
"Hidan what the hell are you doing?" Deidara asked.
Hidan appeared to be playing a video-game, he paused the game and looked up.
"I'm playing Kingdom Hearts. I've gotten this far in the damn game but I keep getting killed by Riku the prick!!" (No one think I hate Riku I like him but he's hard to defeat…)
Deidara nodded. "Hey where's Nana and the others?"
Hidan growled. "Itachi's cleaning the house, Zetsu's checking out the garden, Kakuzu's checking up on Nana's bills, Sasori's helping Itachi with cleaning, and Kisame went grocery-shopping with that girl."
Deidara flinched. "Nana's with Kisame?"
"Now if you'll excuse me I need to kill Riku the prick and feed his darkness-infested soul to Jashin!" Hidan shouted.
Deidara sweat-dropped. 'Hidan you seem to be a little too into the game…'
Deidara went over to the kitchen to see Kakuzu like Hidan said looking through Nana's house bills.
"Can you believe the amount to support this house? It's highway robbery if you ask me. Those bankers are soulless greedy assholes." Kakuzu growled at the bills.
"You're one to talk." Deidara muttered.
Kakuzu looked up to see Deidara. "Oh Nana left a note if you want to read it."
The note was on the counter across from Kakuzu. Deidara picked it up and immediately his eye twitched. It was a normal 'Just went to the store to get food with Kisame. Be back soon!' But that wasn't what creeped Deidara out. It was the stationary…
It had chibi pandas all around it. It was so cute it was disgusting…
Deidara was about to put it away when he screamed!
Kakuzu flinched and looked over at Deidara. "What's wrong?"
Deidara's hands shivered. "M-My mouths on my h-hands," He started to tear up a little. "they're gone…"
Kakuzu anime-fell then got up and glared at Deidara. "You mean you just realized it?"
"I'm going to miss those little guys, they brought me so much joy in my art…" Deidara still teared up as he mourned for his missing mouths.
~Meanwhile in the sky outside the Takemori shrine~
A mysterious girl in a red blouse and black jeans riding on a broom was floating outside the shrine. She had wavy jet-black hair that reached to her waist and golden eyes.
"Well, looks like the former criminals are already settled in comfortably." The girl smirked.
She took out a walkie-talkie. "Ash to headquaters the former members of the Akatsuki are safe, and that little joke of ours definitely gave me some laughs." She spoke into it. After a few muffled answers she grunted an answer and had her attention back to the kids.
"Now should I go down and explain everything before they get mad at us or should I just go to a bar?" The girl now known as Ash asked herself.
She smirked. "Survey says 'Go to a bar and drink to my heart's content." Ash giggled.
She cast one last look at the Akatsuki kids. "Looks like we'll meet soon, if I want to…"
And with that she flew away.
A/N: Well what do you think? Review please and thought it'd be really funny if Hidan would be a fan of kingdom hearts. Anyways this Ash girl won't show up for awhile which gives Nana some bonding time with the Akatsuki. Please review!
End/Chapter 4