Chapter 5:
Kisame Blues and Hidan Bonding
A/N: Sorry, Sorry, infinity times sorry that it's taken me this long to update again, but I blame my mom for grounding me, writer's block and I would've updated yesterday, but I've had a fever of 103.3 for two full days, I'm just lucky it wasn't swine flu. Anyway enough about me. For those who have been reviewing I thank you all, now last time Nana had issues about no food to serve her new house guests and Deidara finally noticed he had no mouths on his hands. Now for the disclaimer here's… Pein!
-POOF-
Pein: Hello.
Me: Would you like to the disclaimer Pein.
Pein: You're really lonely if you want other people want to do the disclaimer.
Me: ( Pein do not make me bring Konan here.
Pein: …fine. Samantha does not own any of my Akatsuki members but she owns Nana and this story.
Story Starts: Nana's POV
Kisame and I just arrived at the market for groceries.
Thanks to Kisame I know what the boys' favorite food: Itachi loves dumplings, Hidan likes anything spicy like curry, Deidara has a sweet-tooth, Zetsu likes meat, Kakuzu and Sasori doesn't eat often so I'll try to figure that out.
"Thanks for coming with me Kisame I needed your help." I smiled.
Kisame smirked. "No problem, besides I'd rather be with you and take a break from those morons."
I giggled. "Still," Kisame continued. "I didn't know markets can be this large."
"That's because some of our food comes from other continents like America or Europe." I explained.
"I didn't know there were different countries besides Japan." Kisame said.
"Well I'll try to teach you before you guys can be able to go to school." I whispered.
'What I'm curious about is, why didn't their parents teach them this?' I thought.
After a little walking around to get ingredients and groceries some middle-aged passed by us and got startled at Kisame and went by quickly.
"That was rude." I said, I looked over at Kisame.
He was sulking curled up in a ball with a gloomy aura.
"After all I'm strangely colored." Kisame muttered.
"That must really bother you." I shook my head. "Don't mind them, come on let's finish getting these groceries."
I took Kisame's hand to get the last of our groceries.
Some time passed and we finally got our shopping done we headed back for home.
Kisame looked up at me curiously.
"What is it?" I asked.
"Aren't you bothered that I have blue skin?" He asked.
I didn't expect him to say that.
I paused. "Well at first I thought it was strange that you and Zetsu have odd skin." I told him, "But that doesn't matter, I like you all odd skin or not."
Kisame didn't say anything and just walked.
"Ever since I found you guys outside the Cat Café I felt happy." I whispered quietly.
Hidan's POV
"YEAH! I finally killed that mother-fucker Ansem!!" I shouted.
I looked at the screen as the credits rolled by. "The storyline may be retarded at times, but this game's awesome!"
I glared at the clock it was one o'clock already.
"Damn, how long is that woman going to take? I'm staving!" I growled.
Since I'm bored again I might as well play some more games. "Let's see… Bloody Roar 3. This sounds intresting." I hooked it up to the PS2 and started playing.
"Holy Jashin… this is awesome! This is all I've ever wanted in a game!" I licked my lips and played a few characters, so far I kick more ass with Shenlong!"
"Hey, hey, Kakuzu!" I called.
Kakuzu glared at me. "What?"
"Wanna play Bloody Roar? I'll let you practice a few times before I kick your ass." I smirked.
Kakuzu glared at me. "Hidan, I'd rather keep my brain cells than kill them on that idiotic and pointless game."
He went to get a book and went outside to read.
"Tch. Well screw you! I'm sure someone will play against me." I frowned.
I thought about my choices. I would ask Deidara, but that pansy is still crying over his mouth-less hands. Itachi and Sasori stopped cleaning, but those pussies went to join Kakuzu. Kisame is still with the woman. So that leaves me with one last option…
"Oh Zetsu!" I sang.
~30 minutes later~
"Explain this to me, why did I want to play this again?" Zetsu's white side asked.
"Yeah, get someone else to play with you Hidan." Zetsu's black side glared.
I snickered. "Whatever Zetsu. You're just being a sore loser."
My moments of glory ended with the woman returning.
"We're back!" The woman's voice called.
"It's about damn time." I scowled.
Then the most fucked up thing happened. Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, and Kakuzu punched my head!!
"What the fuck you assholes?!" I yelled.
"Please don't fight!" The woman cried.
2:00 (Lunch) : Nana's POV
I finally got food served for the boys. Oh, and in case you're wondering about their clothes I sewed their cloaks to have them fit, I couldn't just leave them with over-sized clothes. I'll have Hoshi to help shop for their clothes.
As we got settled down to eat the boys wolfed everything down before I could even finish mine…
"I'm really sorry that Kisame and I took so long." I apologized.
"Nana, un?" Deidara asked. "Can you tell us about yourself, un?"
"Sure." I nodded.
"Aw, not one of those gay intro speeches. Girl can I play Bloody Roar instead?" Hidan complained.
The boys glared at him to stay and Hidan mumbled about someone called Jashin.
I took a deep breath. "Well you guys can call me whatever you like, I don't mind if you call me by my first or last name. Second, I'm 20 years old."
No One's POV
Everyone's eyes widened a bit.
"You're 20?" Zetsu said nervously.
"Um yes, what's wrong?" Nana tilted my head.
'I thought she was 18 or younger…' The boys thought to themselves.
Back to Nana's POV
"Anyways, I like cats, milk, green tea, chocolate, animals, and swimming. And I work at the Cat Café which I'll have to go back to work on Monday (Yes it's Saturday)." I'm pretty sure I introduced myself well. "So what did you boys do while Kisame and I were gone?"
Hidan raised his hand.
"Yes?" I asked.
"Not that this is interesting, but can I play a game now? I'm fucking bored." Hidan frowned.
Once again the boys glared at him.
"It's alright, you don't have to stay." I smiled.
Hidan smiled. "Thanks!"
After he leapt from the table to the living room the sound of punches, blood, and Hidan's laughter filled the air…
After a few more hours of talking and thanking Itachi and Sasori for cleaning they all headed for bed. Well except Hidan who was still playing Bloody Roar.
I sat beside him, his eyes were too focused on the screen to notice me. I kinda observed his battling.
"Wow you definitely like being Shenlong in the game." I said.
"Yeah, His moves totally kick ass! Whenever I fight I pretend I'm sacrificing my opponents to Jashin, although I don't think he appreciates false sacrifices."
"Who is Jashin anyway?" I finally asked after hearing him say that name a lot.
Hidan paused the game. "He is my patron god for my religion. He provided me with many blessings and made me immortal too! Believe it or not I can be very religious."
Immortal? I wonder if he was joking about that? Hidan frowned.
"Why are you bothering me anyway? I really want to get back to killing my opponent." Hidan grumbled.
"Well it's time for bed."
Hidan scoffed. "Yeah right I'll go to bed when I want to woman."
Hidan may talk like an adult, a rude potty-mouthed adult but still an adult, but he's still a kid and needs his sleep. So I thought how I could convince him to go to bed. Since he's so focused on the game I finally thought of something.
"You wanna make a bet?" I grinned.
"If you want to talk about bets talk to Kakuzu he's the greedy one." Hidan said.
"No not with money, if I could beat you in the game will you go to bed?" I wagered.
Hidan paused then grinned widely. "Alright bitch you're on. But if I win I stay up as long as I want."
"The deal's been made." I smiled.
I plugged in a controller for me to play, Hidan chose Shenlong the tiger again, and I chose Uriko the half-beast (A.K.A. a cat!) .
"Let's play!"
2 rounds later Hidan's POV
"Winner: Uriko!"
I couldn't fucking believe it… That girl beat me by playing that cat-girl character and totally killed me…
I glared at her she flinched. "What?"
"How come you're so fucking good at this I didn't bother to tell me?" I clenched my teeth.
"Hoshi and I play games all the time. We always play our favorite characters like you with Shenlong. My trump character is Uriko and Hoshi's is Shina the Leopard. We actually broke 100 on arcade mode so… sorry I didn't mention that." The woman smiled nervously.
"I demand a rematch!" I challenged.
"Nope the deal was that if I won you go to bed." I frowned.
I pouted. I didn't argue because Jashin never forgives those who don't fulfill their promises. Though I can't imagine a worse Hell since I already died.
"I'm sorry, but everyone needs their sleep." Nana said quietly.
I raised an eyebrow at my own thoughts. What the fuck? Did I just call by her name?
Then the woman did something stupid and hugged me! I pushed her away hoping my face wasn't red. "W-What the fuck was that for?!"
Nana bowed. "I'm sorry! My mom always used to give me hugs before bed I'm sorry if you minded."
"N-No it's fine just don't do so much you dumb bimbo!" I marched up the stairs heading for bed.
Nana's POV
I chuckled at how childish Hidan was acting. I wonder if all days are going to be like this? I turned off the T.V. and headed for bed myself.
A/N: Well what do you guys think? I hope it was good 'cause I worked hard on brainstorming. Anyways I hope to update a lot sooner for you guys I promise, but it can be too soon because of school, CURSE YOU SCHOOL!!!
Anyways for a change of pace here's a little bonus for you guys.
Bonus:
"Danna!" Deidara called Sasori.
"Hm?" Sasori replied.
"Check out this movie, I think you'll like it, it reminds me of you, un." Deidara grinned.
"Ok?" Sasori tilted his head in confusion.
Deidara put the movie in and skipped forward to a certain part. Sasori was confused until a song came on.
"I got no strings to hold me down,
I have no strings to make me frown,
I had some strings,
But now you see they are no strings on me!"
"…"
"Well what do you think of the movie danna un?" Deidara grinned.
"I hate you so much." Sasori glared at Deidara.
A/N: I hope you guys like the bonus anyways next chapter we finally get to have Hoshi come back since chapter 2! So see you next time!