Chapter 7:

Baths

A/N: What's up? After reading the chapter I just uploaded, I realize I made a few… mistakes… So sorry about that. And sorry about this chapter it's a little short but I promise you'll like it! Anyways the one to do the disclaimer is none other is me! I don't own anyone except Nana and Ash. If I did own them I wouldn't have the Akatsuki members dead!! Masashi Kishimoto is killing off all the cool characters, the Akatsuki and Asuma!

Story Starts: No one's POV

After getting their new clothes put away in their room the gang was sitting in the living room watching The Nightmare Before Christmas much to Hidan's dismay. Itachi and Deidara both sat on one side of Nana on the couch. Zetsu was on Itachi's other side, Sasori on Deidara's side. Kisame, Hidan, and Kakuzu sat on the floor. At the scene where Jack Skellington first discovers Christmas Town Nana turned to Deidara.

"Deidara-chan, would you like to take a bath with me?" Nana asked Deidara.

Itachi, Kisame, and everyone else looked at her dumb-founded while Deidara was blushing at the same time.

"W-W-Why would you ask me that?" Deidara stuttered.

"Well I thought since we're both girls I thought we could bath together." Nana smiled.

At first Deidara was a little stabbed by that comment since he had a history of always being mistaken as a girl, but he let it slide since this could be a chance to take a bath with Nana!

"Of course-" Deidara was about to explain until Sasori covered his mouth.

"Nana Deidara is a boy." Sasori smiled evilly.

Deidara glared daggers at him.

Nana was startled. "Oh I'm sorry Deidara I forgot."

"Don't worry I'd still have a bath with you if you want to!" Deidara managed to escape Sasori's hand to exclaim.

"Oh alright." Nana smiled.

"Wait if this dumb-ass is taking a bath I'm going to!" Hidan glared at Deidara.

"As will I." Itachi and Sasori said at the same time.

Kakuzu, Kisame, and Zetsu oddly didn't say anything, but they were enjoying the show.

Nana stared at them blankly. "You… all want to take a bath?"

They nodded feverously.

"O-ok?"

This probably isn't going to go well. Zetsu, Kisame, and Kakuzu sweat-dropped.

~Few minutes later~

The four boys had their eyes closed and glaring at the same time. They were all in one corner of the tub. Sasori and Itachi to the right, Hidan and Deidara to the left.

This isn't exactly what we planned. They thought.

"Make sure to make yourselves nice and clean ok guys?" Nana called from outside the bathroom.

Apparently Nana thought they wanted to take a bath together so she thought it would be best.

~Meanwhile somewhere in the city~

"Mommy, mommy, who's that pretty lady on the bench."

"Honey that is what we call a drunk, let's go home right now."

The lady that they were talking about was sprawled across a bench wearing a red blouse and black capris. Her wavy black hair curtained around her face while she was snoring like a bear. A few wine glasses and beer bottles surrounded.

Hello Ash? Come in Ash. A voice came from her pocket.

Ash grumbled and ignored it.

Ash? Ash…

"Mmmm. Go away. Call back in a century." Ash muttered in her sleep.

ASH!!!! The voice shouted.

Ash snapped up awake.

"Yes-Ow, ow, ah my head!" Ash cried holding her head.

Ash this is Headquarters they're getting impatient up here. Those S-rank criminals you were assigned to?

"Oh come on Blanc I've got a major hangover here. Can't it wait just a little longer?" Ash complained as she held a small compact mirror.

"No it can't wait. Headquarters is getting impatient. You have to explain the situation to those boys or you'll be demoted." A vision of a man in his early twenties appeared in the mirror with white hair and a white robe.

"Well unlike you guys partying it up in Heaven I unfortunately have a full-time gig in reaping the souls of the dead here." Ash glared at the mirror. "Besides I still don't get why these guys are so important anyway?"

Blanc sighed. "Ash it's that kind of attitude that got you kicked out of heaven."

"Yeah, yeah and the only way to make up for it is by playing the job of the Grim Reaper."

"They are souls that have been given a second chance. Ash they're serious go to them immediately or you'll be demoted even more." Blanc said softly until the image cleared.

Ash smirked. "Gee Blanc baby didn't know you cared."

Ash paused and looked in the direction. "Well might as well do as I'm told. Otherwise I'll never leave Earth at this rate"

Ash grabbed her broom and flew off to finally make an appearance.

A/N: Well that's it. I am sorry it's a little short but I promise the next chapter will be longer but until then I have a surprise next chapter because it's a bonus! Based on the holiday we all know is coming up. See you next time!