Here's the next chapter.

So I promised Channy in this chapter...

There really isn't any romance in this chapter at all. It's pretty much pure humor. Sorry!

If you squint there is Channy in the very beginning. xD And if you also squint there's Davsea near the ending.

Ahem, anyway.

DON'T OWN SWAC! DUHHHH!

:D


Sonny's POV

We were all still in the coffee shop that we ran into to get away from the fans.

Chad hugged me and kissed the top of my head.

"Are you alright? Did you trip or anything?"

I smiled up at him.

"I'm fine."

Nico pointed at us. "Okay, so nothing even happened to Sonny and Chad still asked if she was okay. I tripped and fell and you didn't seem to care."

"I helped you up, didn't I?" Tawni shot back.

"After you jumped over me and tried to run away!"

"You told me to go on without you!"

"Oh I was being dramatic!"

"CAN IT, WILL YOU?" Chelsea shouted, holding her head. I laughed.

"Um...can I help you guys?" A girl with shoulder length blonde hair and dark blue eyes asked in a british accent (of course..). She was wearing black pants, a white shirt, and a green apron.

"Sorry...rabid fans...we had to stop somewhere to lose them." Zora explained.

"Rabid fa...wait. Aren't you Zora Lancaster?" she asked.

Zora nodded.

"Well then..that means...you're Sonny Munroe! And...well you're the rest of the cast!" The girl smiled brightly.

"Yeah, they are. And i'm Chelsea Dawn Cooper, and that's Chad Dylan Cooper. And that's Stella and David Munroe, Sonny's siblings." Chelsea stated.

"This is so cool!" the girl exclaimed. "Oh! My name is Kody." (KayDee-DesignerExtraordinare) she stuck her hand out towards me. I shook it.

"It's nice to meet you Kody." I said.

"So..what were you guys doing out there?" Kody asked, a curious look on her face.

"First we went to the Ritz Restaurant, trying to go on a...what...quadrouple date? And then bring Stella and Zora along. But that got trashed by some little crazy stalker fan of ours, Sapphire's, cat jumping on our table and stomping through our food." Chad explained.

"Then we decided to go sight-seeing, so we went to Big Ben." Tawni continued.

"But we were stupid enough to forget to where a disguise," Zora said, rolling her eyes.

"And a crazy mob of fans saw us and started chasing us." Chelsea said.

"So we came here to hide from them. Okay with you?" Chastity asked.

Kody looked confused, then shocked, then amused, and now happy.

"Yes! Of course!" she exclaimed.

"I still can't believe it." David said to Stella. "Fans were even chasing us?"

"Hey, you two mise well be famous." Kody said.

"Huh?" David and Stella said in unison, looking at her.

"Since you're both related to Sonny, well..you know how that goes. But then David went on that talk show...that boosted his appearance. And now, David, you went on a date with moviestar-actress-singer, apparently-sibling-of-Chad-Dylan-Cooper Chelsea Dawn Cooper. You expected that to just fly by? You two, along with Channy, are one of the most popular couples out there. Sure, there's a lot more, but you're somewhere on the list!" Kody explained.

"Channy? Wha..." Chad began, then remembered. "Oh, right." I sent him a glare.

"How do you keep forgetting your own couple name?" Chelsea asked.

"Like you remember yours!"

"Davsea!" (I imagine Chelsea's face looking like Sonny/Demi's in My Two Chads when she says "Cuddlefish!" as Chad's least favorite tentacle for some reason. Hah, there I go again. Random notes.)

"Okay..maybe you do..but most people don't!" Chad said.

"Tawnico." Tawni and Nico said in unison.

"Grastity." Chastity and Grady answered also, in unison.

"Oh look, everyone but you." I said, crossing my arms and fake-smiling at Chad.

Chad awkwardly coughed.

"Okay, enough about Chad's short-term memory loss." Zora said.

"Hey!" Chad said.

"Well!" (I think I used that same dialogue with Chad and Portlyn in one of other stories. xD)

"Well, what do we do now?" I asked.

"Dunno...we can't go back out for a while unless Kody has disguises in that room." Chelsea joked, pointing at a door near the back wall.

We all laughed, but then looked at eachother, then back at Kody.

She nodded.


"Ugh! We look like...workers." Tawni said, grimacing at her green hat and apron, plain white t-shirt, and jeans.

"Um..Tawni, we do work. At a studio?" I said.

"Yeah, but there we get to where whatever we want!" she whined.

"No. Not if you work on Mack Falls." Chastity said.

"But the outfits there, for girls, are cute." Chelsea pointed out.

"They are, aren't they?" Chastity and her laughed.

"Anyway...what's our plan now? We dressed up like workers. What's next?" Stella asked.

"We leave, and we look like normal workers here that just didn't change out of their uniforms. We have hats, so we don't get recognized!" Zora exclaimed.

"Okay. But we shouldn't all leave at the exact same time. That might be suspicious..'specially if the fans are around." Chastity said.

We nodded.

"Who's first, then?" I asked.

"We'll split into groups. Zora, Nico, and Tawni. Grady, Chastity, and Stella. And then Sonny and David, and me and Chad." Chelsea said.

"Got it." We all said.

"Zora, Nico, and Tawni, you can leave first. Go towards the hotel." The three nodded and walked out the door. They went un-noticed by people who were walking around.


No one's POV

"Okay, which way is the hotel again?" Tawni asked.

"Um...this way?" Nico said, pointing forward.

"You don't sound so sure." Zora said, rasing an eyebrow.

"Because i'm not..."

"That helps.." Zora muttered. "Okay, let's just ask someone if they know how to get back to the hotel."

Tawni and Nico nodded.

The three walked up to a woman who had two younger kids with her.

"Excuse me, do you know-" Tawni started, but was cut off by one of the kids.

"Hey, you're Tawni Hart!" the little girl said in a british accent, pointing at her.

"W-what? No she's not!" Nico said.

"And you're Nico Harris!" The other little girl said, who looked and sounded exactly like the other one.

"And that's Zora lancaster!" Little Girl Twin (Or that's what Tawni chose to call them) Number One said, pointing at Zora now.

They said it a little to loud, and people started walking towards the three.

"It is them!" One girl said.

"The three actors from So Random?" A little boy asked.

Soon they were surrounded.

So much for not getting noticed.


"Okay, so i'm guessing you three can leave now." Sonny said, motioning to Grady, Chastity, and Stella. They nodded, and walked out the door.

"Let's hope Tawni, Nico, and Zora didn't get noticed yet." Chelsea said.

Chad chuckled and put his hand on Chelsea's shoulder. "You worry to much, Chels. I'm sure they're fine, and halfway to the hotel. I guarantee not a fan has noticed them."

Chelsea sighed. "You're probably right."


"This is Big Ben all over again!" Tawni yelled over the crowd of fans who were chasing her, Nico, and Zora down the street.

"It's Zora's fault!" Nico yelled.

"My fault? It's your fault for not knowing how to get back to the hotel!"

"None of us did!"

"Whatever!"

They continued running down the street, until stopping in front of a huge building.

"Hey, it's the Ritz!" Tawni cheered. They sped up to loose the fans and ran inside.

"Let's hope they don't find us." Tawni said as the entered the main lobby.

"If we hurry they won't!" Zora exclaimed as she dragged Tawni and Nico to the nearest elevator.

"Wait." Tawni said, stopping. Zora and Nico looked at her. "Is it just me or is the screaming slowely getting quieter?"

The three paused to listen.

"It is...weird. Must of ran past?" Zora asked.

Nico and Tawni shrugged.


Chastity, Grady, and Stella all walked down the sidewalk.

"Now which way are we supposed to be going?" Grady asked.

"Um..." Stella looked at her small map, she had luckily brought along. "This way." She pointed forwards. Chastity and Grady nodded.

"Hey, do either of you hear yelling?" Chastity asked.

They listened. There was indeed screaming.

"Oh no..they got noticed, didn't they?" Stella asked, looking at Chastity and Grady.

"I'm afraid so." Chastity said. They ran towards the noise, and were soon met by a group of screaming fans.

"They did! Dang it!" Grady said. The three ran a few feet behind the crowd. After running for a while, they saw Nico, Tawni, and Zora all run faster and right up to the Ritz doors.

"Phew! We're here! We can get in without getting noticed." Stella said.

A large gust of wind blew.

And it blew Chastity's hat off.

"Hey, isn't that Chloe from Mackenzie Falls?" Someone in the crowd shouted.

"It is! And that's Grady Mitchell and Stella Munroe!" Someone else yelled.

"Let's get em'!"

"Oh..no...RUN!" Stella shouted, and began running right past the Ritz, Chastity and Grady right behind her.

"This is not going as I hoped it would.." Chastity said, trying to get her hat back on.


"Okay, now me and Chad will go. Sonny and David, wait like three minutes and you can leave." Chelsea stated.

Her and Chad walked out of the doors of the coffee shop.

"I wonder if anyone got noticed yet?" Sonny asked.

David shrugged. "Probably not. There are tons of people outside right now. How are they gonna get picked out from all of them?"

"I guess."


Tawni, Zora, and Nico all sat down on Sonny and Stella's couch.

"Hey, I understand that we would want to stay together so we have someone to talk to, but why aren't we in one of our rooms?" Nico asked.

Tawni shrugged. "I dunno... We're apparently Sonny's 'co-stars'. If she's gonna be the stupid leader, we're gonna use her room!" Tawni exclaimed, still upset she was called a co-star. (It was in SWAS that Tawni was upset about being a 'co-star', which I pretty much said didn't happen, but we'll pretend she got called a co-star some other time.)

"Uhh..Tawni?" Zora asked.

"Yeah?" Tawni smiled at her.

"THAT MADE NO SENSE!" Zora shouted. Tawni jumped.


"Okay Chels, what way did we come from again?" Chad asked as him and Chelsea walked down the sidewalk.

"We have to go North-West of Big Ben. There's Big Ben...so we go this way." Chelsea pointed, as she said, North-West.

"Okay, good."

Chelsea and Chad began walking in the direction. Soon, the Ritz was right in front of them.

"Wait! Chad, do you hear screaming?" Chelsea asked.

Chad nodded, eyes widening.

"NO!" Chelsea shouted, as they spotted the large crowd following Chastity, Grady, and Stella.

They both to the front of the crowd.

"Oh..hey guys." Stella said, and smiled, awkwardly.

"Nice job." Chelsea said sarcastically.

"Hey, in our defense..." Grady said, then took a deep breath. "Nico, Tawni, and Zora had gotten noticed first. We just tried to help them."

"HEY, IT'S CHELSEA DAWN AND CHAD DYLAN COOPER!" A fan in the crowd screamed like they just one a million dollars.

Chelsea gulped.


"I would guess it's safe to go now." David said. Sonny nodded.

"Bye Kody! See you later! Oh and i'll get the uniforms back to you tomorrow!" Sonny said, waving and smiling. Kody waved back at her.

"Well, you also need to come back to collect your fancy dresses and such." Kody said.

"Yeah, that too."

Sonny and David walked out the doors of the coffee shop.

"Sonny, do you still have your map?" David asked.

"Of course!" Sonny pulled the map out of her apron pocket.

"We need to go...down this street." Sonny pointed at the street in front of him.

"Huh..don't hear any screaming fans. Maybe they didn't get noticed after all." David said. He looked around. "Then again this street does look emptier then before...so does that one."


Tawni looked at Nico's watch. "Huh. Wonder what's taking everyone else so long?" she asked.

Nico and Zora shrugged.

"Maybe they got noticed like we did?" Zora suggested.

The three pondered on the thought.

"Doubt it." They said together.


"Great! Now what are we going to do? I was the star of my own movie! Actually more then one movie! I'm done for!" Chelsea hissed at Chad.

"Don't worry, Chels." Chad said. "Can't loose my little sis-"

"We're the same age, doofus."

Chad ignored her comment. "Who would I have to pick on? I'll protect you."

Chad, who was acting all high-and-might before, when a little girl jumped on his back, squealed like a little girl.

"My hero." Chelsea said sarcastically, fake smiling.


"Okay, what the heck was that?" Sonny asked for the third time. She was sure she heard someone yell Chelsea and Chad's name.

"It was nothing! You're going cra-" David started, but then heard a scream for himself. "That I heard."

"They got noticed!" Sonny exclaimed. Her and David ran down the street next to the hotel and soon came to the crowd of screaming fans. Chad was lying on the ground, whining, while a little girl was sitting on his back. Chelsea was staring down at Chad, smirking, ignoring the 3 guys throwing pick-up lines at her. Grady had sometime jumped into Chastity's arms in fright, and Chastity was looking at him, confused. Stella was cracking up at the whole situation.

"What the..." Sonny muttered, as they ran up to the five. "What happened?"

Chelsea took a deep breath. "Zora, Tawni, and Nico had gotten noticed by a group of fans. Chastity, Grady, and Stella had noticed this and ran up to help them, only to get caught. Then me and Chad got seen when we tried to help them. I'm guessing Zora, Tawni, and Nico are already back at the hotel. But we completely ruined the whole 'not getting seen' thing..."

"No, you're kidding." Chad said sarcastically. "Can someone get this little Dakota replica off of me?"

"Honey..honey, get off of him!" A woman was standing near the two, clearly the girl's mother. She pried the little girl off of Chad.

Chad stood up and stretched.

"Thank god." he sighed in relief.

"Now what do we do to get out of this?" Sonny shrieked.

"It's Sonny Munroe and David Munroe!" someone called out.

"Well...ya' just made it worse." Chelsea said.


"Why aren't they back yet? It's been like three hours!" Tawni cried out.

"Tawni, it's only been 20 minutes." Nico explained.

"They're still taking to long!"

"Uh..guys..." Zora said, looking out the window.

"What?" Nico and Tawni both asked in unison.

"I think I see why they aren't here yet. Come on!" Zora called, running out of the room.

Nico and Tawni shrugged and followed her.


"Ugh, what are we gonna do?" Stella cried out exhausted as her, Sonny, Chad, David, Chelsea, Chastity, and Grady all sat - yes, they had to sit on the street - in the middle of the large crowd circling them.

Sonny, who had her head on her knees, looked up. "What was that?" she asked.

A chorus of "Huh?"'s were heard, until they all heard the noise too.

"That...that sounds like a..helicopter?" Chelsea said.

They all looked up. Sure enough, a large grey helicopter was flying above them.

Chastity stood up and ran to the side where she could see the helicopter clearly. "It says Dublin on the side."

They all exchanged looks. "Sapphire?" the seven asked in unison.

They then heard Zora's voice come from a megaphone above them. "Hey!"

"Zora?" they all asked, again.

A ladder fell down.

"We're rescuing you! Just come on!" Tawni yelled, grabbing the megaphone from Zora.

In turn, the seven fan-stalked celebrities climbed up the ladder.

Chelsea was last to go. Just as she was about to get on the ladder, someone grabbed her hand. She looked over. It was one of the guys that was saying pick-up-lines to her earlier.

"Great.." Chelsea muttered. "Can I help you?"

"Marry me!" he yelled.

Chelsea's eyes widened. David jumped down from his position on the ladder and stood next to Chelsea.

"Hey, that's my girlfriend you're talking to. Let's go!" Him and Chelsea raced up the ladder and into the helicopter.

"Peace out, suckahs!" Chad called down to the fans as the helicopter flew away, back towards the hotel.

"How the heck did you get a helicopter?" Sonny asked Zora, Tawni, and Nico.

A brown haired brown eyed girl turned around in her seat next to the pilot.

"That would be because of me!" Sapphire smiled.

"You have a helicopter?"

"Remember that uncle I mentioned?" she asked. They nodded. "That's him." she pointed to the pilot.

"Cool. And thank you so much for saving us." Sonny said.

"Don't worry about it."


Yay! This chapter is really long. Over 3,000 words. Wow!

Hope you enjoyed it, and it made you crack up. :3

Later!

-Abbie