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Prompt: Halloween
"Terrible Child"
"Did your dad really beat you for turning his ski suit into a space costume for Halloween?"
"He didn't beat me, Tim. It's called spanking." Tony picked onions off of his sandwich. "Don't tell me your parents never spanked you."
"No. They didn't." Tim frowned. "But I was never a difficult child, according to my mom."
"I got spanked a lot because I was a terrible child," Tony boasted. "I lit the draperies on fire once; it was great. Dad paid me a lot of attention after that."
"You don't think that's weird?"
"Gotta take what you can get, McPerfectConduct."