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Chef made his rounds after 9:00pm to make sure that everyone was in their rooms for the night. He wasn't going to allow these maggots to roam the hallways after 9:00pm! Once everything was in order he decided that he was going to go take a bubble bath in his room. When he got to his door he reached in his pocket and found that his key was missing! He got mad and kicked his door before taking the master key and trying it anyway.

Chef realized that one of those assholes must have taken his key and decided that he was going to find that damn key even if it took him all night. He didn't even bother knocking on the door at all he just stormed down the hall and slide the key card in, he was sure that Scott was the one that stole his key.

When Chef stormed into the room with the master key that Chris had left him he was expecting to find Scott watching TV on his bed or taking a shower, however instead he found something that he wasn't expecting, Courtney was in Scott's room and Scott was on top of her and Scott had candles lit all over which only told Chef that he had planned this.

"What the hell is this?!" Chef yelled at Scott "Don't you understand the meaning of lights out?!"

"The lights technically are out." Scott smirked as Courtney quickly started to put her clothes on.

"Scott! Shut up!" Courtney threw a pillow at him.

"What is wrong with you?" Chef glared at them. "Don't you know what a curfew is?!"

"Yes." Courtney informed him. "You just said I couldn't be in the hallways! You only said that I needed to be in a room by 9:00pm! You never said whose room!"

"Courtney! Get out!" Chef told her.

"But I need to go in the hallway to do that." Courtney smirked. "That would be against the rules."

"I'm not playing with you!" Chef yelled and blew a whistle in her face. "GET OUT!"

"Okay, whatever." Courtney glared "It's not like this made Duncan jealous anyway."

Courtney stormed out of the room and slammed the door shut. That left Scott and Chef who stood there in awkward silence. Finally Chef yelled at him.

"You!" Chef pointed at him. "Give me back my room key!"

"What are you talking about?" Scott leaned against the wall and smirked. "I don't have your room key. Why would you even think that I would?"

"Because I saw how you play the game." Chef glared at him. "You're the type who would take someone's room key for your amusement!"

"Yeah, but Duncan, Alejandro, Geoff, Lightning, Heather, Courtney, Jo, Anne Maria, LeShawna, Eva, Noah and Dakota are also the type who would do something like that." Scott smirked. "You're supervising a group of teenagers who are ex-cons, con artists, rebellious and vengeful who are bored and don't like your rules. To automatically assume that I took it is insulting!"

"You conned people during the 4th season." Chef glared at him. "I don't trust you! How do I know that you aren't trying to con me now?!"

"Really Chef." Scott rolled his eyes. "I was going to have sex with Courtney! If I had to pick between having sex with a hot girl and stealing a key to your room, what do you really think I'm going to pick?"

"Well I'm staying here." Chef sighed. "I want to take a bath!"

"No way." Scott told him. "You're not pulling a Chris! Courtney told me all about that crap."

"Courtney needs to keep her mouth shut." Chef told Scott as he walked into the bathroom and turned the water on in the bathroom. "Scott, do you have any bubble bath?"

"No, I stopped taking bubble baths when I was like 6." Scott laughed. "Seriously, can't you go room with a girl for the night? This is just creepy."

"Nah, I'm just gonna stay here for the night." Chef told him from the bathroom. "I don't feel like knocking on anyone's door and bothering anyone."

"So, it's okay to come and bother me?" Scott asked. "You ruined my fun! You can go now."

"I don't have a key to my room." Chef told him. "So, I'm staying with you tonight! It'll be fun! After I take a bath we can do pushups and sit ups and watch 'I love Lucy' because it's my favorite show!"

Scott hated this. He had to sit on his bed for an hour while Chef took a bath and sang badly. He now understood why Chef didn't sing during World Tour, he was really bad at it. After Chef got out of the tub he came out of the bath room and stood in from of Scott and started yelling at him.

"Alright! Drop and give me 50!" Chef screamed at him. "Let's go maggot!"

"Seriously?" Scott sighed as he dropped to the ground "This is not how I planned on spending my night."

Scott started to do the pushups as Chef yelled at him about having candles lit all over and how it could be a fire hazard. Scott couldn't do more than 7 pushups and that pissed Chef off so he yelled at him that it was time to turn off the TV and go to bed. However, Unlike Chris did, Chef sat in the comfy chair in the corner of the room while Scott went to sleep.

"Are you staring at me?" Scott asked him from the bed.

"Yes." Chef told him. "I'm always watching kids like you."

"Are you like a registered sex offender?" Scott smirked.

"Go to sleep, Maggot!" Chef yelled at him "Sleep or do sit-ups!"

Scott decided that it would be better to just go to sleep and allow Chef to stay in the chair.

The next morning when Scott woke up and turned on his light, he found that his cell phone screen was cracked, his clothes were on the floor and his wallet was thrown on the floor and his bus pass was missing. When he went to the bathroom to piss, he found that his mirror was cracked and there was body hair all over his soap along with his toothbrush having dried up toothpaste on it. Chef had trashed his room and his bathroom and then stole his bus pass! Scott was mad, who does this kind of stuff? Scott was cursing and walked back to his bed when he noticed a note on his door.

Red Headed Maggot,

While you were sleeping I went looking for my room key and I'm pretty sure that you don't have it. So, I'm sorry I cracked your cell phone. It still works though, I checked. I was pretty sure you were the one who stole my room key. We all make mistakes. Don't have sex in the playa, it's against the rules and candles cause fires. If you make this place burn to the ground for Courtney, I'll personally feed you to that hungry shark!

Lt. Hatchet.

Scott crumbed up the note and threw it in the garbage and rolled his eyes. He couldn't believe that last night even happened. Why on earth would Chef smash his phone before he looked for his stupid key? Chef ruined his week. Whoever stole Chef's key was going to get punched in the face personally by Scott.

There we have it! Chef will get into a bed I swear. Chef is trying not to make the same mistake as Chris. Plus, we found out some crap about Courtney. I have no clue who is going to get their space invaded next chapter but you know it's not who has his key. Will he ever find it? Knowing my stories he may just live in a hallway. I never know how it's going to end, I have maybe 4 ways to end this in my head.