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Chef stormed around all day threatening people about his hotel key. He was so angry at everyone for the loss of said key that he popped the volleyball that Bridgette and Lightning were tossing back and forth. Chef also stopped by the broom closet so he could yell at Sam and Dakota for having sex in the hallway broom closet. He also threw away all the chocolates that Cody had gotten from Sierra and that made Cody sad because that was the only perk to having a stalker! When night time came Chef was still pretty pissed off that nobody would give him back his key! He grabbed his keycard and slid it in and swung open the nearest door he could find. It turns out that it was Jo.
"What the hell?!" Jo yelled at him as he barged in her room.
"I need my key!" Chef yelled at her. "You seem like someone who would take my key!"
"I would." Jo smirked. "But I didn't do it. I was going to do it but someone beat me to it."
"So, do you know who did it?!" Chef looked around. "What the hell happened to your room?! It's messy in here."
"So what?" Jo rolled her eyes. "I'm allowed to be messy if I want to."
"You'll never get a man looking like that!" Chef told her. "You're kinda not attractive now that I look at you. I mean when you're playing a game next to Heather do you really think that guys would want you? No wonder you stole my key! You wanted me to come in here so you can seduce me!"
"I didn't try to seduce you!" Jo yelled at him. "I don't want that kind of attention! I just want you to get out of my room!"
"You know what?" Chef smirked. "I'll humor you! I'll spend the night with you in your room and then in the morning you'll give me back my key and then I can stop slamming doors all around the playa! So let's get to it, ugly girl."
"I'm NOT ugly and I don't want you to stay here with me!" Jo told him. "Look, it's getting late and I'm going to change my clothes and when I get back I hope your gone."
Jo stepped out of the bathroom about 20 minutes later in a tank top and some black sweatpants and saw that Chef was laying on her bed in his underwear. Jo was really creeped out by this but sighed and shook her head.
"Are we really going to do this?" Jo asked him. "This is so stupid. If I had your key I would just give it to you so that you leave."
"Are you getting in the bed or not, ugly girl?" Chef asked her.
"Obviously I have to do it!" Jo climbed in the bed and laid down next to Chef and turned off her lamp. "I need to get up in like 3 hours to race Brick around the lake!"
"You do that every day." Chef laughed. "I watched you two on camera's and you like him..."
"Shut up." Jo told him. "I'm going to sleep."
"Okay..." Chef laughed and laid in silence for maybe 15 minutes. "Hey Jo..."
"What?!" Jo yelled.
"I've seen Brick hanging out with Trent a lot." Chef smirked. "Do you know what happens when you hang out with Trent?"
"I don't even care." Jo told him. "Go to sleep."
"Trent gets you involved in the cult of the number 9." Chef told her anyway. "Do you want to know what that is?"
"No. Go to sleep." Jo sighed and put her head under the covers. A few seconds later Chef left out the biggest fart that Jo had ever heard which made Jo instantly bring her head out from under the covers and Chef started laughing, Jo pushed him off the bed and Chef made a loud thud as he hit the floor.
"That's disgusting." Jo rolled her eyes as Chef laughed. Jo ignored Chef who finally fell asleep.
When Jo woke up she found that Chef was gone and Brick was handcuffed with a ball gag in his mouth and Brick looked terrified. He had a note attached to his collar and Jo rolled her eyes and read it.
Dear Homely girl,
I decided to help you get a man! Chaining him down is the only way you'll get a man to stay with you cause you aren't that attractive. Oh yeah, if you keep Brick then I can save someone from joining his cult. This is my good deed for the whole season so yeah. Also, I destroyed your room looking for my room key and I realized you don't have it. Oops, my bad.
Chef Hatchet.
Jo looked at Brick who looked really awkward and petrified. She laughed at Brick before she finally spoke to him.
"Hey, you look so stupid." Jo laughed. "I think I'm going to leave you here for the whole day! Well enjoy your day. I'm going to take a shower and get breakfast."
Brick sobbed through the gag and Jo laughed more. Maybe having Chef around wasn't that bad. Jo went to breakfast and passed a frantic Trent along the way.
"Hey Josephine!" Trent ran up to her. "Have you seen Brick?"
"Don't call me that." Jo glared at him.
"It has 9 letters in it!" Trent smiled. "Have you seen Brick?!"
"Nope." Jo punched Trent in the face and walked away.
I finally updated this. This is dedicated to RedEyedWarrior who I promised I would update this. I hope you guys all enjoyed this. At least someone got something good out of Chef staying in their room.