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Chef was having no luck on finding his key, he did however find himself becoming the lost and found of the playa, so far he had found 3 cell phones, Zoey's purse and Lindsay's mascara. He was getting really pissed at these teenagers because he knew one of them took it and they were just being rotten brats about it. He hated this new bunch almost as much as the old bunch, at least he knew where he stood with them.

Chef had given up on even looking for his keys when he saw how everyone was lounging around at the pool today and he had to admit that everyone looked good in their swimsuits and he could now understand why Chris would always look at Bridgette, Lindsay, Gwen, Heather and Courtney in their swimsuits, Chef was finding himself liking what Zoey was looking like in her swimsuit and Dakota and he was starting to find Brick looking really good and buff in his suit. Chef decided that for the remainder of the day he was going to play 'lifeguard' and he grabbed a lounge chair and decided to watch. Unfortunately for Chef he ended up falling asleep and when he woke up it was dark out and there were no kids in sight, sighing Chef looked at his watch and saw that it was 9:00pm

"Really?" Chef was surprised. "It's only after 9:00pm! They don't know how to have fun! What kinda dull ass teenagers leave a pool at 9:00pm?!"

As Chef went to get up, he realized that he was asleep so long that he was now sun burnt.

Since Chef had spent so much time watching kids swim all day and playing the human lost and found he never got to look for his keys so he decided that he would have to go and interrogate another contestant and he was sure he had the right one this time. Chef slid in his master key card and the door gave him access and when he opened the door, he screamed when he saw the sight in front of him and the eye sore in front of him screamed back. There in the room screaming back at him was Anne Maria, listening to music and watching Jersey Shore with a face mask on her face that made her look even worse than usual.

"Chef! What da hell?!" Anne Maria screamed. "Dont'cha know how ta knock?!"

"What's that on your face?!" Chef yelled. "It looks like semen!"

"It's a face mask." Anne Maria informed him. "Now hurry up an shut da door! I don't want people ta see me like that!"

"Give me my key back!" Chef yelled. "I need my key!"

"I don't have it!" Anne Maria yelled. "Ya makin me miss Jersey Shore!"

"I ain't leaving til you give me back my key to my room!" Chef slammed the door shut. "I'll sleep here if I have to!"

"I don't have ya key, ya weirdo!" Anne Maria yelled. "Now get outta my room so I can finish watching Jersey shore an then I wanna get ta bed! I'm goin' to take my face mask off and when I come back I wanna see ya not in here!"

When Anne Maria came out of the bathroom without her facemask and her hair pulled up in a messy bun she was in shock when she saw Chef laying in her bed and his pants were on the floor.

"Are you like seriously tryin' to make me have sex wit you?" Anne Maria asked him. "I mean if it increases ma chances of makin' off wit a million bucks then I'm in!"

"Eww Nah!" Chef laughed. "I just need a place to crash and since I think you took my key then I'm staying here! Let's turn off this crappy show and go to sleep."

"No! I need to know what happens!" Anne Maria whined as Chef turned off the TV and much to Anne Maria's complaining she crawled into bed with Chef and laid down and Chef turned off the bedside lamp next to him and the two laid there in complete silence.

"Hey Anne Maria..." Chef giggled after laying down for 10 minutes. "Are you a virgin? Because I saw something interesting on the Camera's..."

"Of Course imma virgin!" Anne Maria elbowed him. "Why ya askin' a 16 year old girl that?!"

"I dunno, you kinda look slutty and cheap to me." Chef told her. "I remember seeing you go into the confessional with B and when you two came out he was pulling his pants up."

"He's quiet, I didn't think anyone would notice." Anne Maria told Chef. "So I sucked him, it's not a big deal! I seen lotsa people do worse round here!"

"I ain't judging." Chef laughed. "Ya'll can do what you want, as long as nobody dies I don't care. Chef was talking about starting a show where everyone gets knocked up and has kids and then makes the babies play games and see who wins and then the winners parents would get a million bucks."

"That's a stupid idea." Anne Maria moved away from Chef. "Go the hell to sleep!"

"I think you're a whore and so does Chris." Chef chuckled before getting smacked by Anne Maria. "How many guys have been in here?"

"Just because I like Jersey Shore does not mean I'mma whore." Anne Maria. "That's stereotyping!"

Eventually Anne Maria fell asleep and that's when Chef heard her snore and talk in her sleep and it was driving him nuts so he decided to raid her room and look for his key and instead of finding his key he found her tanning oil and dumped it all over the sleeping girl in her bed and then proceed to talk two cans of her hairspray and spray the whole bed before quietly leaving while laughing, he snapped a few pictures so he could show Chris the next time he saw him.

The next morning when Anne Maria woke up she found herself on the floor and she was slippery and sticky, to say she was pissed would be an understatement. Anne Maria seen the bottles on the floor and saw that she was out of hairspray and she couldn't even stand up with how much tanning oil was on her. Once she finally managed to get up she quickly ran out the door in her pajamas until she found Lindsay's room and started pounding on it.

"Lindsay!" Anne Maria banged on the door. "I need hairspray! This is a fashion emergency!"

There you go. Did Lindsay ever answer the door? Did Anne Maria ever get revenge on Chef? Is Anne Maria a virgin and will Chef ever find his key?