Heh, I know what your thinking: WOW Zurla, you've updated withen the last three days TWICE! Am so proud of myself T.T Oh yeah, and about the OC thing, it's just going to be the first one entered for this chapter now, BUT I WILL NOT ACCPET WITHOUT A REVIEW TO GO WITH IT! A good one too. Not just "It was good." AND! AND, AND, AND! She must be (YES. SHE.) around ten or twelve years old. Deal with it, biotches. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just called you all female dogs said weirdly! ... I wonder if there are any guys reading this... that'd be funny. :) And the reason I finished it so fast is because I really like this chapter, so don't get used to it people. (Random person: BOO.) Shaddup.
Well, let get on with the story. Oh! and before I forget- PLEASE OH PLEASE OH LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT THEM TO DO ANYTHING. ANYTHING. Well, anything that you can do in the real world, like watch a certain movie or play somthing like ding dong ditch, or cow tipping... Oh they are definatly doing those two.
Well, enjoy.
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Hikaru spit out his jaw breaker, and his spit was stuck to it, so it left a little string of saliva going from his mouth to the peice of candy. Haruhi's eye twitched, "Gross." Hikaru shrugged and wiped his mouth, "Don't tell me it never happened to you."
Haruhi ignored him and looked around the conveinence store. There was a woman of about twenty-five with too much eyeiner on behind the counter reading a magizine and a ten or eleven year old with her hair in a ponytail looking at the gum. Demitri was in the bathroom. The rest were at home.
She strolled from the small table they were seated at to the board where they put up notifacations of all the events happening around the area. One particular flier caught her eye. She walked closer to it to get a better look. She gasped.
"Hikaru..." He looked up from what he was currently doing (Trying to saw his jaw breaker in half with a spork), "Look."
He peered at the pink flyer and saw, "-Is that you?"
"I-I think so." Haruhi said, turning the flyer back to her, "It's a cosplay convention."
"Hey- what are you looking at?" They both looked up at Demitri. They showed her the flyer and she laughed, "I wanted to go to that..."
"You have a costume?" Hikaru jumped up.
She nodded, "Yeah," she pressed her lips together as if holding laughter.
"Who was it?" asked Haruhi.
Demitri shook her head. They pressed on, "Who was it?" She shook her head once more.
"Why won't you tell us?" Hikaru exclaimed as they left the table.
"No! It's embarassing!"
Haruhi turned around and saw the ten year old staring at her. The girl quickly looked away as if she was peering around. Haruhi slowly turned away and thought, "That was odd."
"C'mon, TELL US!" Hikaru pushed her.
Demitri pushed him back, "Fine. But don't laugh." She took a deep breath, bowed her head, and mumbled, "Nekozawa."
Haruhi smiled, and Hikaru snorted, "Nekozawa? Seriously?"
"SHUT UP!" She pushed him into a bush.
He got back up and brushed himself off, "So... what does it look like?"
Demitri walked out of her room and into the living room, wearing the boys' Ouran uniform with a black cloak over the top. Demitri adjusted the wig and puppet, and grinned at Hikaru, "Well... how do I look?"
Hikaru raised his eyebrows, "ALOT like him. You just need to lower your voice and uncorrect your posture an you'd be perfect!"
Demitri "Pfft"-ed, "That's easy." She hunched over and did a perfect imatation of him ,"Hello, My name is Nekozawa, and this is my cursed puppet Bezernoff-"
"HOLY CRAP STOP THERE!" Hikaru yelled, his arms over his head, and halfway over the couch.
Demitri laughed and straightened up, "Aren't I awesome?"
Hikaru just nodded, his arms sill over his head.
"Yeah, he's one of my favorite characters." Demitri started taking off the wig.
"Wait," He stopped her, "I have an Idea." He grinned evilly.
Tamaki sat in the kitchen, learning how to make home made finger puppets and a theater from Bonnie, when he heard his name being called from the hallway.
He excused himself and went out of the kitchen, "What is it Hikaru?"
"Guess who's here?" Hikaru grinned and pointed behind him.
Tamaki paled, "Ne- wha- how-"
"Hello Tamaki."
"How-" Tamaki sputtered.
"Demitri thought it would be cool if Nekozawa joined the little charade." Hikaru grinned once more.
"It been a long time, how have you been?, " 'Nekozawa' asked him, shaking his hand, " Demitri has been ever so kind- but it did give me a little surprise when I found out we were in a manga..."
"Uh-um..."
"Why is it so dark out here?" Someone turned on the lights.
"AGGHHH!" 'Nekozawa' yelled, knocking over a table and tripping over 'his' cape. 'He' fell down and the hood and wig fell off of his- wait her head.
"D-Demitri..?" Tamaki asked, his voice shaking, "You- Wha- Ne-"
Hikaru fell to the ground, laughing his cheeks off with Demitri, "You fell for it- hard!"
"YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN!" Tamaki yelled, before pointing at Demitri, "AND WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE NEKOZAWA?"
Demitri was trying too hard to control her laughter, so Hikaru said, "It's her cosplay outfit for that Convention that were going to on Saturday."
Demitri stopped and looked at him, as did Tamaki, "We?"
He nodded, "Yeah, I figured we could all go dressed as ourselves. They probally expect someone dressed as us because Haruhi was on that flyer, so why not?"
Demitri and Tamaki looked at eachother before the girl shrugged, "That's cool... I guess..."
"That was a long two hour drive," Kaoru complained as he got out of the van.
"Why couldn't I stay back?" Haruhi asked, rolling her eyes.
"Because you wouldn't get to go to a fangirl convention and meet all your fans." Demitri said, nudging her.
They walked inside the building and went to register. After that, they walked into the ballroom. Demitri walked off to change, an the rest were left alone.
"Wow." Hikaru said, as he looked around at all the anime cosplayers, "Thats a whole shi-"
"Language." Someone dressed as Tohru Honda warned him as she walked past.
Hikaru blinked before saying, "Thats alot of fangirls."
"Whoa." Someone said from behind them. They turned around to someone dressed in blue, "You look just like them! SERIOUSLY like them!" She exclaimed with her jaw down. She turned and called to her friends, a boy with a blue arrow on his head and red robes and a girl dressed in yellow and green.
"Dude!"
"Ohmigod."
The other two just stared at them while the girl said, "Do you mind if we take some pictures of you?"
"Uh-"
"No, not at all princess!" Tamaki said, taking her hand and kissing it. The girl blushed and laughed, "You even act like them!"
"Hello," came a creepy voice, "Did I miss much?"
Kaoru, Haruhi, Kyouya, and Hunny all jumped. Except for Mori (Fricken' stoic as ever).
"Ohmigish, you look like Nekozawa too!" The other girl squealed, "Can I hug you?"
That how it went for a while, people would come up to them in different character outfits, complimenting on how well they did their 'costumes' and how much they look like the hosts.
They had some weird encounters though.
Kyouya was just standing there, he heard distant laughing, when suddenly BAM! He's glomped from the back in a surprise hug. He turned around to a girl in green boy robes grinning, and she said only three words to him:
"Consider yourself raped." before darting away.
"I LIKE YOUR OUTFIT SYAORON!" Yelled Demitri after her.
It was a second before a reply came back, "I LIKE YOUR OUTFIT TOO NEKOZAWA!"
Kyouya looked confused for a second before regaining his composer and picking up his notebook.
Then aother time when another pair of twins (Thats right- TWINS) walked up to Hikaru and Kaoru. "Hey." "Whats up?"
The redheaded twins eyes widened as they stared at the other redheaded twins, "Who are you supposed to be?" The Hittachins asked the others.
"Whoa they even talk together!" Exclaimed the one on the right. That one had a much higher voice than the other one.
The one on the left said, "Isn't it obvious?" He motioned to his black robes.
The others had no clue, "Uh..."
"The Weasley twins?" Demitri piped up in her Neko-voice, saving them from embarassment.
The 'Weasleys' grinned, "Yup." The right one said.
"But she's a girl, and I'm a boy, but we still look alike enough to pull this off." The left one explained.
"But they aren't anime characters." Demitri stated.
They both shrugged, "So? They're popular enough that the majority of the people in here don't care!" Exclaimed the girl.
"And the ladies love it." The boy said, and just to prove his point, he winked at a girl only to have her giggle and blush. He turned back to the other twins, "Are you wearing wigs or did you dye your hair?"
"Uh-"
"Were wearing wigs," The girl lifted up her wig to she her brown hair with one bright blue streak down the side. She put it back on.
"Uh... would you beleive this is our real hair color?" The twins said together.
The other two looked at eachother and just started laughing.
And then they met a Renege.
"OHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
They all paled.
The girl rushed up to them and said in a rush, "OHMIGOD YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE THEM ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY ITS SO AWESOME AND IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICED I'M SUPPOSED TO BE RENEGE BUT YOU PROBALY KNEW THAT I'M WITH A COUPLE OF PEOPLE THAT ARE COSPLAYING DEATH NOTE YOU SHOULD COME MEET THEM LIKE RIGHT NOW!" She suddenly grabbed Mori's hand and rushed over to a table.
They looked at one another before rushing over to the table too where two others sat.
"Um, hello." Demitri said, forgetting to change to her Neko-voice.
The guy with black spikey hair and a white long sleeved shirt took one look at Haruhi and grabbed her shoulders ("HEY! Get yer hands off my daugh-") "ISN'T SHE THE CUTEST HARUHI EVER?" He shook her at the guys with brown hair in a brown suit, who only nodded before turning to Demitri, "Hey Emmy."
"Hey Rudy, long time no see." Demitri smiled and walked over to him, before doing a very complicated handshake.
The Renege and L looked at her, "I didn't recognize you!" exclaimed L.
"You guys... Know each other?" Kaoru asked slowly, slowly narrowing his eyes at Rudy.
"Yeah, two year ago a this same convention. I was dressed as Howl, she was dressed as Shophie. We clicked instantly." Rudy smiled.
"Uh-huh, and last year I was dressed as Zakuro and he was dressed as Kisshu from Tokyo Mew Mew-"
"Dude, don't tell them that!" Rudy exclaimed, "At least tell them my sister forced me to do it!" He pointed at the Renege.
Renege leaned over to Mori, "I got the pictures right now too," She whispered as she took them out for the rest to see.
"No! Don't show them those-!"
"Why is your shirt so small?" Laughed Hikaru, pointing to a picture of Rudy looking at the clock, ovbiously unaware that the pictures being taken.
"Whoa Demitri-"
"THAT IS THE MOST REVEALING OUTFIT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!" Yelled Tamaki snaching the photo out of Hunny's hand.
"Whatever." Demitri said, waving him off.
"Well you have to admit she did look good." Mori said unexpetedly.
They all stared at him while the person dressed as L laughed, "You should have seen it, if people could have anime nosebleeds, there would have been blood all over the floor from the guys!"
Demitri blushed a violent shade of red and sunk into her seat, "Shut up."
"And what is your name, might I ask?" Kyouya asked suddenly.
The L waved him off, "My names Apollo."
Rudy stared laughing, but was shut up instantly by a punch in the arm, "Shut up, it's not my fault my parents are Mythology freaks!"
"And my names Judy." The Renege said.
"Rudy and... Judy?" Haruhi asked, who had been listening quietly since the 'CUTE!' incident.
"It's better then Rudeth and Judeth." Snapped Rudy.
"Oi, be nice to my friends." Demitri scolded, punching his other arm.
"What are your names?" Apollo shot back at them.
They all paused.
"Uh, well..."
"Thats Tim," Demitri interrupted, pointing at Tamaki, "Thats Kenny," She pointed at Kaoru, "Thats Henry," She pointed at Hikaru, "Thats Travis" She pointed at Mori, "Thats Harriet," She pointed at Haruhi, "Thats Kyle, " She pointed at Kyouya, "And thats Mitchell." She pointed at Hunny.
"Ah, nice to meet you." Judy smiled.
"Are you guys going to the panel?" Rudy asked, "At three?"
"What is it?" Demitri wondered.
"Ouran, of course." Apollo grinned.
Demitri gasped, "Really? Who?"
"Vic, Travis and Greg." Judy squealed.
"Awesome!" Demitri exclaimed, "What time is it?"
"It's at three I said-"
"No, right now!"
"Ahh..." Apollo looked at his watch, "It's- CRAP! 2:20!"
"GRAT SCOTT! We better go now!" Demitri got up and pulled on her hood.
"Why?" Judy asked, "It's not until forty-"
"Jude, do you know how fast it'll fill up because Vic's there?" Rudy explained.
Judy was quiet for a moment, "You have a good point," She got up.
Demitri was smiling, then she looked at the rest of them. "Uh, guys," The other three looked at her, "Go on ahead without us, we'll catch up!"
They nodded and ran off, "Wel'll save you seats!" Judy called back.
Demitri turned back to the others, "Okay, you guys probaly don't know who we were talking about-" Kyouya hand went up, "Well, except for you," His hand went down, "But just come with us and you'll know soon enough." She smiled and turned to walked off when a voice came from behind her.
"Wait, I thought we were a shoujo manga?"
Demitri turned to Haruhi, "Doesn't mean boys can't read it." She smiled and ran off.
~ (A/N Okay, alot of what they, Vic Monigata (I can't spell D:) Travis Willingham, and Greg Whatshisname (I forgot, was it Ayres or something o.0) say and do I got from youtube videos XD It is also what I think might happen if this were to happen. Okay? Flame me if you want, I had to put this in here, and it IS fanfiction by the way :D So if you don't know who they are, just keep reading. If you're still Ms./Mr. Clueless (Idiot) go google them. Yes, I am mean. Woot! Enough with my explanations, let's do this shiz!)
When they got to the auditorium, there was already about twenty people in there. Luckily, they got pretty good seats, a couple rows from the front. They still got bombarded by fangirls, so the fourty minutes went pretty fast.
When it was time, three men came onto the stand that was put on the front of the auditorium. They sat down and introduced themselves.
"Hello my name is Greg Ayres, and I play Kaoru-" Here he was interupted by a whole boatload of squealing"- Hittachin in Ouran High School Host Club"
Kaoru blinked and looked at Demitri, who just smiled and motioned for him to keep watching.
The man in the middle talked into his microphone, "Hello my name is Travis Willingham, and I play Mori-" Here is even MORE squealing"- in Ouran High School Host Club."
Mori's eyebrows furrowed as he heard that. Demitri laughed.
"Hello my name is Vic-" And here was enough sqealing and screams to make a beagle pee all the way in Wheretheheckerson. The hosts were surprised when Demitri started yelling too. She started laughing after it though.
The man laughed and started again, "Hello my name is Vic Mongiata (A/N Again I apoligize for my lack of spelling) and I play Tamaki-" Squealing up the bum right here"- in Ouran High School Host Club."
Tamaki's jaw dropped. Demitri had to cover her head to stop laughing.
After they introduced themselves, they started talking about the show and stuff. But it was interrupted when Travis suddenly said to the other two, "Did anybody else notice there is a full scale replica of the Host club in the third row?"
The one named Vic nodded and said, "Yes, I did- You guys-" He pointed to them, "Can you stand up please?"
The Host were stunned that they got that much attention, but stood up when Demitri urged them too.
"Would you look at that?" Greg said.
"You too Nekozawa and Renege!" Yelled Travis.
Judy jumped up and Demitri jumped but stood up.
There was a bunch of appluse and screams when Vic said, "I gotta get a better look at this."
He walked over and said, "Wow!" He then turned to the aduience, "And get this- they're all the RIGHT GENDER!"
And with the noise that was made Kyouya said, "There is alot of screaming going on here..."
But then Demitri surprised them by saying in her Neko-voice, "Except for me."
He laughed.
Then, somewhere in the crowd, someone yelled the cursed word:
"TWINCEST!"
All of the girls screamed and chanted.
"TWINCEST!"
"TWINCEST!"
"TWINCEST!"
"TWINCEST!"
"TWINCEST!"
The man laughed and said to the twins, "Well, twincest?"
"I gotta see this," Greg said.
Hikaru and Kaoru grinned and then, without a monets notice, they were in eachothers arms, erm, twincesting.
God, do I even have to say what noise the girls made?
So after that they sat down and Vic went back up to the stage, and started the question part of the panel.
Here a few samples:
"What is your favorite quote from Ouran?"
"Why isn't there a second season?"
"Did you get the part you wanted when you auditioned?"
"Why didn't Tamaki and Haruhi get it on?"
Yeah.
Then someone asked, mind you, it was the last question, "Can those cosplayers come up and do a scene or something?"
There was alot of uproar for that.
"Uh-"
"We'd love to!" Tamaki jumped up and spread his arms out wide, almost smacking Demitri in the face and making the descision for the rest of them.
Kyouya sighed, "I guess were doing it."
They all walked up to the front, standing there awkwardly, when Judy asked, "Um, what do you want us to do?"
There was alot of requests:
"JUNGLE POOL S.O.S.!"
"THE TWINS FIGHT!"
"HARUHI IN WONDERLAND!"
"THAT ONE BEACH EPISODE!"
"DAMN RICH BASTARDS HARUHI!"
Then everyone wanted Haruhi to say that. Greg handed her the microphone. She stuttered into the microphone, "Uh-" she took a deep breath, "Damn rich bastards." She muttered. Everyone screamed. She was amazed.
"MORI! SAY SOMETHING YOU'D NEVER SAY!"
Of course Mori, being Mori, didn't know what he wouldn't say.
But Travis cut in, "I know what he would never say." He walked over to Mori and said it to him.
Mori looked at him his "WTF?" face on (A/N you know, the one he makes in episode 23 or somthing, the first Kasanoda episode.).
Travis urged him on.
He shook his head.
Then they got out the chant.
"SAY IT!"
"SAY IT!"
"SAY IT!"
"SAY IT!"
"SAY IT!"
"SAY IT!"
"C'MON, WE KNOW YOU DON'T MEAN IT!"
Mori sighed before saying into the microphone, "I hate Hunny."
Hunnys eyes teared up and everyone laughed, then they cooed when Mori picked him up and put him on his back.
"TAMAKI! DO THE KYOUYA-MOTHER SCENE!"
Tamaki's eyebrows shot up in surprise, but said, "Mother! Those evil sons of yours is sexually harassing our daughter!"
Kyouya replied characterly writing in his notebook, "Seventeen and three kids. Where has my youth gone?"
The twins caught on and wrapped their arms around Haruhis neck, "We were just telling Haruhi that she should take a bath with us, since we are her brothers."
(Note that they don't remember this scene in the manga, they think they are just making this up as they go along ;D)
Tamaki looked mad and swiped Haruhi from their grasp, "She shouldn't take a bath with her brothers! ... But she can take a bath with he father, right?" he looked at her expectantly.
"Uh... I don't think so..." Haruhi said, not knowing where this came from.
Tamaki looked crestfallen and he crouched down in obvious despair.
Vic then chose that time to say, "It's not garbage, it's a hampster home."
"Well,"Kyouya started, smiling, "It does ake sense for a girl to take a bath with her mother, right?"
Haruhi shrugged, oblivious to the dirty joke withen the words, "I guess so..."
Eheheh, insert more squealing (And surprisingly, some from Travis).
Demitri got an idea, "No," she said as Nekozawa, "She can only have a bath with her secret boyfreind." She quickly grabbed Haruhi by the waist and ran offstage with her (Haruhi being such a dwarf, could be picked up easily by Demitri).
Vic said, "Oh my god!" while Greg and Travis was laughing. The auidience was squealing up the hizzhouse. The rest of the Host were in shock, before running after them. Judy grabbed the microphone, "What will happen next? What is this secret romance? WHO WILL HARUHI TAKE A BATH WITH? Stay tuned." She ran off the stage and out the door with the rest of them.
Vic got up and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest Ouran cosplayers of all time!"
"What the hell was that all about?" Apollo asked, panting as they caught up with them, "You left us in the sea of crazied fangirls..."
Demitri winced, "Sorry, we got carried away." She glanced at Haruhi, "No pun intended."
...
"What time is it?" Demitri continued after an awkward silence.
"Uh... 4: 21." Apollo answered.
"Crap, we better get going, I promised my mom we'd be back by seven." She slipped off her cloak and puppet, "But first, I go buy some fangirl supplies." She walked off.
The rest went into conversation about cat translators(?) but Rudy pulled Kaoru off to the side.
"There is nothing going on between me and Demitri." Was the first word out of his mouth when they were out of earshot of the others.
Kaoru's eyes widened, "Uh-"
"You been glaring at me almost non-stop ever since you found out we have history together." Rudy explained, "Demitri is a good person, and I admit I had a crush on her when we first met, but listen," He put a hand on his shoulder, "I've been dating the same girl for almost a year now, and there is no way I'm going to cheat on her. Demitri knows we are just friends, but-" Rudy shrugged"- You, you might just end up with her." Kaoru opened his mouth to protest, but he beat him to it, "Save it, from the way yu look at her, it's a dead give away. You're lucky that she just doesn't see you looking at her."
Kaoru shrugged his hand off his shoulder, "Your right."
"Try. There is a high chance she might like you back." Rudy gave a knowing smile before heading back to the others.
"Whats that supposed to mean?" He yelled after his retreating back. Rudy just waved his hand over his head.
Ah, yes, and guess what happened right before they left?
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Consider yourself raped! AGAIN!"
"I seriously didn't know you could drive," Demitri said in disbelief as she watched Mori drive to shcool that Monday from the passenger seat.
He shrugged, "The matter never came up."
"Hey Demitri?" Tamaki asked from the backseat.
"Yeah?"
"Whats a BJ?"
Demitri paused before slumping waaaaaaaay down in her seat.
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Zurla's Random Rants: Ah yes, sorry for the dirty joke at the end. It was on South Park episode that I watched on my cousins iPod. It's an iPod touch. I have a nano, which I am listening to right now (Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day :D :D) I forgot to say I didn't own the song I used last chapter. It was The Only Exception By Paramore. I have changed alot music-wise since my little, eh-hem, VACATION I took from... What? March to July? Ah well. My favorite song now is I Want You To Want Me by Cheap Trick, but my favorite bands are Green Day and Paramore (I just can't decide). Occasionally a pop son will wander into my mist, like Your Love Is My Drug or Ajleanjro (Did I spell it right?). I still listen to the music I had all those months ago (I'm now listening to Got Dynamite by Demi Lovato) just not as much anymore. I've moved on. But I like those funny songs (Wannabe- Spice Girls, It's Raining Men- Wheather Girls) they make me and my brother laugh. Did you ever atch those paorady videos on youtube about Ouran? I LOVE THEM! Next time you go looking for a good laugh, type in Ouran Spoofs, and click on the one that was made by CurryMuttonPizza. And the one where they drew everything (Type in TheClassyPeanuts they're awesome for a good laugh "Could this be the beginning of true love?- Or he's gonna vomit" -BLECH-) Mind you Ouran Spoofs has some sweaqring a mature matter, but you have to be thirteen or older to have a Fanfiction profile, right 3? (InnerMind: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK! Me: SHUT UP! IN A FEW DAYS!) Yeah, my favorite off of that has to be... Almost all of it! XD And how did the disscussion get from my favorite songs to paroady videos? Mm. I believe It's Raining Men is in the third Ouran Spoofs. Yes. Makes ya wanna wtach it huh? XD
Bye! Lick a cactus! Sit on a cat! And nuzzle tiger tummies! Adios!
P.S. I did this one Wordpad, so I apoligize for any spelling mistakes or grammer mistakes or just plain mistakes. :D Thanks!
P.P.S. ಠ_ಠ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!