*Grins* Aren't I evil? Yeah, yeah, before you start complaining about how it's been almost three months, and how I abandoned you guys, I am going to say you might like the ending of this chapter. Muahahahaa. AAAAAAAAAAAND! YOU GUYS HAVE TO SUBIT AN OC! IF NOT, I WILL NOT PUT UP THE NEXT CHAPTER! SHE MUST BE BETWEEN THE AGES OF 9-12! THATS IT ! I'M GIVING YOU A CHANCE HERE TO LET YOU PUT YOUR OC TO THE TEST! JUST LEAVE A DESCRIPTION IN THE REVIEW THINGYMAJIGGER, AND THE FIRST ONE ENTERED IN WILL BE CHOSEN. GOD DAMMIT. IT CAN EVEN BE YOU FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. *Breathing heavily* Jeez, remind me to quit the yelling. My throat hurts.

Anyways, on with the show.

"I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies... This is the dawning of the rest, of our lives, on holidaaay..." Demitri sang softly later that way on her way to science class.

"What?" Haruhi asked, looking confused as she juggled her many books.

"Nothing-" Demitri looked at her, "Why don't you put them in your locker?"

Haruhi winced, "I forgot the combination..."

Demitri laughed and shook her head. She looked up and spotted trouble, "Crap, hide me-"

"Hello Haruhi!- Demitrica." Came an cavity-infusing sweet voice.

"It's Demitri. Tri, not Trica." Demitri rolled her eyes.

"Who cares?" Angelica said, flipping her ever so perfect hair, "Anyways, I want to have a word with Haru here."

Haruhi, who had tried to ease herself from the conversation as soon as Angelica started talking, suddenly looked up and yelled, "WHO ARE YOU CALLING HARU-CHAN?"

Angelica jumped, clearly not expecting that, while Demitri slammed her head against the the wall and laughed her cheeks off. Haruhi looked down, embarassed.

"Uh... -Chan? As in, like, Jackie Chan?" Angelica said stupidly.

"No moron, -Chan is is a honorific they use in Japan. In general, chan is used for babies, young children, and teenage girls. It may also be used towards cute animals, lovers, close friends, or any youthful woman." Demitri explained, making a little "Ah-doiy!" motion towards the side of her head.

Angelica stared at her, her mouth a tad open, but shook her head and said, "Whatever," And grabbed Haruhi by the arm.

As she was being dragged away, Haruhi looked back and mouthed, "What the hell?" Demitri shrugged and motioned that she would be going to class.

Haruhi still looked distressed as she was pulled around the corner.

Demitri walked onward, because she knew Angelica wouldn't try to hurt anyone, because she was a toatal wuss, Haruhi could resist her easily, and also because she would be afriad to break a nail.

As she sat down in her seat, fondling with the skematics (I don't know what they are, but I want them in there, because I know they belong in a lab), Haruhi made her way in with a confused expression on her face.

Demitri turned to her, a stirrer held to her upper lip, "Whats up?"

Haruhi blinked and turned to her, "Wha..?"

Demitri looked at her, putting the stirrer back on the table, "What did a Angelica want? Because I can go get Mori right now if that bitc-"

"No, no, no, she didn't do anything." Haruhi said softly, shaking her head, "She just..."

Demitri looked at her, narrowing her eyes, "What?"

"She wanted to..., "She shook her head once more, ".. Set me up with..."

"Who?" Demitri pressed.

"." She said in a rush.

Demitri snorted, before laughing her cheeks off. She continued to laugh.

And laugh.

And fall off her chair.

And lose her breath.

And get sent into the hallway.

And laugh.

And... You get the picture.

She sat out there for twenty minutes, trying to calm down. She waited until she was just simply smiling, before re-entering the classroom.

The teacher gave her a cold look, "Are you finished?" she said.

Demitri smiled and simply gave an elegant nod before returning to her seat beside a fuming Haruhi.

"It wasn't that funny."

"And?"

Haruhi's head landed on the desk with a small "Thump".

Normal P.O.V.

"Theres something wrong with Hikaru." Kaoru came up to me, with a worried expression on his face, "Come on." He grabbed my hand and ran to the nurses office, Haruhi tailing behind, half walking, jogging, and skipping to keep up with Kaorus pace.

When we arrived at the nurses office, Hikaru was sitting on one of the cotts, his face, seriously, was a tint of green. I walked over to him and said, "Whats wrong?"

His eyes suddenly widened and he grabbed the nearest garbage can and threw up this blue-ish looking stuff.

I schruntched up my nose and covered my mouth. That was REALLY gross.

Just then, the nurse came in and bustled over to him, "Oh my, looks like food posining-" She looked at Hikarus face, her brows furrowed, "Didn't I have you in her just a few weeks ago-?"

"Sorry, that was me." Kaoru spoke up, steeping out from behind me.

She jumped and said, "Oh my! Twins! I did not know that!" She chuckled and looked back at Hkaru "Yes, it does look like food poisining..." She felt his forehead before asking him what was the last thing he ate.

"Ughh..." Hikaru thought, "I ate that green stuff they served at the cafeteria-"

"WHAT?" The nuse yelped, jumping up and running to the phone.

I looked at Kaoru, "And you didn't eat the goo?"

"I only ate the subs." Kaoru shrugged.

The nurse came back and explained the goo. It turns out it was actually cream of broccoli and they had found it way back in the freezer, and decided to use the rest of it to get it out of the way. They only had enough for about five servings, so only a few kids got it. It turns out also, they didn't cook it all the way through, so now, Hikaru has samonella.

"I'm sorry about this." The nurse said, turning to Hikaru, "I don't think this will go away by tomorrow, so I suggest you go home."

She walked away to call Demitri's mother.

Demitri walked over and patted his back, not knowing what else to do.

The nurse came back, "Do you happen to know your mothers cell phone number? It seem I can't reach her through your home number, and no other numbers are listed."

Demitri's hand fell from Hikarus back and said, "My Mother doesn't have a cell phone..."

"Then your father?"

Demitri winced, "He left for D.C. this morning, and he won't be back until tomorrow morning." She looked worried.

"Well, what about any relatives?"

"Uh... We just moved here from Massena, New York two years ago..."

The nurse looked frusturated, "Family friends?"

"My parents are not exactly the most popular people in the community..."

"Neighbours?"

"Our neighbours are 88 and 91 years old, the people across the street had their licenses taken away last month, and we have no one currently living in the house next door..."

The nurse closed her eyes, "Do you have a license then? Or a car?"

"Why yes... Yes I do." She pulled out her black leather wallet (similer to her fathers) and showed her her license.

"Fine, you take him. I'll write you both a note to be excused for the rest of the day." The nurse waved her off, and left the room.

Demitri looked shocked, "Just... like that?"

Kaoru shrugged, "Just like that..." Then He and Haruhi left after they were yelled at for loitering.

As the nurse shooed them out, handing them their passes and turning to another kid with a bad nosebleed.

She helped him into the car and got in the front seat. And she admitted, the drive back, was, well, awkward.

Hikaru stared out the window, as if trying to avoid any eye contact with her whatsoever. Demitri's hand tightened on the wheel as she searched frantically in her mind to talk about.

"Uh... So, did you join any clubs...?" Demitri inwardly winced at the pathetic attemp at making conversation.

"IF you haven't noticed, it's spring, so most of the sign ups would be most likely done by now." He said scornfuly.

Demitri furrowed her eyebrows, "Geez, who crapped in your cornflakes this morning?"

He only gave her a glare out of the corner of his eyes before looking back out the window.

She shook her head, not taking her eyes off the road, "Seriously, is something wrong?" She saw his mouth begin to open, "Besides your food poisining." She rolled her eyes.

"Nothing." He grunted.

Hikaru P.O.V.

Gosh, why did she have to pry into everything? No way in hell am I telling her that Kaoru was literally almost in love with her. If I did...

We reached the house in no time, an I bounded out of the car before She even had a chance to open her own door.

But the sudden movment had made my stomach jerk. I leaned over the railing and puked.

Demitri was over in no time, taking my hand and bringing me inside.

She helped me into bed and walked out of the room, only coming back with a glass of water and some pills.

"Here." She thrusted out the pills at me, "Advil."

"Ughhh." For some reason those pills did not look like they would help me, but I took them anyway. She also gave me some crackers, "What are these for?"

"It'll help you stop puking." She explained, walking out of the room.

I heard the door slam as the others entered the house, and a bunch of footsteps ascending the stairs and making their way to my room.

There was a jumble of words and questions that came from the majority the the Host club as they asked me about my health.

Don't ask me what anyone said, I couldn't concentrate on just one of them, so the noise that came of from them sounded something like, ",!"

But ask they continued to talk, everyone left the room one by one, each wishing me to get better soon.

Soon it was only just Me and Kaoru.

He looked at me and smiled, "Feeling okay?"

I rolled my eyes, leaned over the bed and pretended to puke.

"Ah, I see." His legs swung back and forth, "Do you know how to tip a cow?"

I blinked, "Why would I know that?"

"It's just Demitri was saying something about it..." He shook his head and laughed softly.

"You must like Demitri huh?"

He jolted violently and said, "W-why would you say that?"

"Oh, wait, my bad."

Kaoru was quiet.

"Your in love with her, aren't you?"

His head went slightly down, "I didn't intend to fall for her, it just, kinda happened" he shook his head, "I don't intend to tell her anyhow-"

"You have to."

He jolted again and looked at me, "But the phrophcey said-"

"If you're in love with her, it won't make a difference, it just says if someone falls in love. Thats all it takes." I sighed, putting my head against the headboard, " She's already a goner."

He squeezed his eyes shut, and buried his face in his hands, "Crap."

I rolled my eyes.

No P.O.V.

"We should play ding dong ditch."

They all turned towards Demitri, who was playing Mario cart on her DS, with Kaoru looking over her shoulder.

"Excuse me?"

"Ding dong ditch."

"What's that?" Haruhi asked.

"The dumbest thing you will ever do in your life."

They all looked at eachother.

They all watched as Demitri snuck up to the house, and right before she was about to knock, Kaoru asked, "Where's Hikaru and Kyouya?"

She turned around and said, "I don't know, He insisted on not coming even when I offered to go through with it when he's all better, but he refused that too. And Kyouya's a moron who need to get laid."

Then she motioned for them to be quiet.

She stategically placed her hand on a certain place on the door, then banged EXTREMELY hard.

"Now what?" Haruhi asked.

"RUN!" Demitri flew by them and around the corner of the block.

They all watched her go before hearing loud footsteps and a "WHAT THE HELL? IT'S TWO IN THE MORNING! SOMEONE BETTER BE DEAD!"

Mori quickly yanked Haruhi and Hunny and made a run for it, while Kaoru and Tamaki stood there in frozen in fright.

Kaoru came to him senses and ran, while Tamaki's brain broke down and he jumped in the bushes.

The door swung open and there stood a seventy year old man with striped boxer shorts on and hair that smelt like egg salad.

"WHO THE *BLEEP* IS OUT HERE? HUH?" He looked around, "I'LL FIND YOU!"

He went and circled this house about four times, each time passing the bush Tamaki was hiding in.

Then, the Sheepdog pulled and and Demitri yelled, "GET IN!" While the man was in his backyard.

He quickly ran into the van, barely getting in bafore Demitri booted it out of there.

"Holy crap." She muttered before having a fit of hysterical laughter, "That was a rush."

"That was scary."

"It was funny!"

"I ALMOST DIED!"

"Hm."

Demitri laughed and looked at Kaoru, who was staring at her in a quite an unsual way.

She smiled, he blushed.

*Insert collage of images and music considering their adventures in ding dong ditch, including when Kaoru almost got chomped on by a Great Dane, Haruhi almost got caught by a woman with lipstick smeared across her cheek, Hunny pretending to be selling boy scout cookies, and Demitri ALMOST getting the cops getting called on her by knocking one too many times*

They drove home, as the moon was high in the sky. Demitri and Kaoru piled out of the van, laughing their cheeks off, while Tamaki yanked Haruhi by the hand and ran inside like it was for thw\eir lives, and Hunny giggled upon Mori's back.

Demitri, patted Hunny's back as Kaoru asked her, "Hey, can you wait a sec?"

Demitri smiled and spun around, only to find Kaoru's face inches from hers. She stumbled back, but Kaoru caught her by her wrists. She laughed, but stopped when he pulled her towards him.

If you were to ask her about this moment later on, she would had laughed and said, "If I explain it, it would be really cheesy."

But here it goes.

Normal P.O.V.

What was he doing?

I felt him slide his hands to the base of my back, and pull me a bit closer. My smile left my face as he stared at me. Crap, is my heart speeding up?

He leaned forward the tinyist bit, but stopped, like he wasn't sure what he wanted to do, but just as my mind was processing all this, he did it.

He... kissed me.

Just like that.

I never thought my first kiss would be taken by a fictional character. Yet, here I was.

I absentmindedly wrapped my mind around his neck as he deepened the kiss, and brought his hand to the back of my neck.

I seriously do not know how long we stood there, and I seriously don't know if anybody saw us, but suddenly, it was over. He pulled away, and stepped back. I opened my eyes, and he wasn't there. I turned around, and there he was, smiling. He motioned to go inside. I smiled back and followed him in.

No P.O.V.

Hikaru stood at the window and sighed.

"Well, at least he told her." Tamaki said, smiling.

"Well, he didn't exactly say it." Hunny said.

"Well, it is kinda the same thing." Harhi said, looking out the window next to Hikaru. She turned to him ,"Are you alright?"

He shrugged softly, "As long as Kaoru's happy-"

"No, I mean," She shook her head, "Are you fine?"

He paused, "Yeah, I am."

The next morning, there was a moving van in the house next door.

And a preteen girl sitting on the front steps, reading and Ouran High School Host Club manga.

Holy crapolas, my first official kissing scene. Not a grea one, but still.

ZRR: It's stupid, I know, but whenever somebody says, "Yeah, I'm half native!" It always remonds me of someone saying, "Yeah, I'm half wizard!" Wich leads to our disscussion. I always compare the "Native Status" we have at our reservation to the Harry Potter worlds "Wizarding Status". Like whenever someone mentions their fullblooded, I inwardly smirk and think, "So your just like the Malfoys and the Weaslys?" And when someone says their half, I smirk once more and think, "So your like Harry Potter?" But when I think of muggle-borns, I can't think of anything, so that crosses out. I told this to my freind, and all she does is look at me funny, and then laughs. My friends are not very supportive.

Well, aurevior! Salut! Ciao! HASTA LA PASTA! Eat cheetos, and brush yo teeth with a bottle of jack! See ya!