Nobody mentioned anything about the little episode last night, even though everyone saw it. Even her parents were wary and careful not to say anything about it. So they focused on the new subject at hand.
"Demitri, will you be a darling and bring over these brownies to the new neighbours?" Bonnie asked, "Just say a few word to welcome them to the neighbourhood and tell them they're welcome here anytime!" She beamed at her and bustled off to help one of the new small children get untangled from some yarn.
Demitri loked out the window and saw a U-Haul truck outside the blue house next door. "Hm." She thought, "I didn't know we were getting new neighbours." She got up, threw out her wrapper, picked up the brownies and headed outside.
"Hey!"
Demitri turned around to find Tamaki running up to her, dragging Kyouya with him, "What are you doing?"
"Just delivering these brownies. New meat in the neighbourhood." Demitri motioned toward the blue house.
"Ah, we must go meet them!" Tamaki said, jumping up and down a bit. Demitri sent a "WTF?" look towards him.
So as they tagged along, Demitri looked ahead and saw there was a girl sitting on the steps, she looked about eleven, and was engrossed in a book on her lap. She had dirty blonde hair, and from the looks of it, bright green eyes.
Demitri stepped up and introduced herself, "Hello, I'm Demitri, your next door neighbour." Holding on to the brownies on one arm, she stuck out her hand.
The girl didn't look up for a moment, but then looked up and shyly took her hand, "I'm Louise. Louise Manning." She put her book down by her lap, not bothering to get up.
"I'm Tamaki, pleased to meet you," He swooped down and kissed her hand. She blinked.
"And my name is Kyouya." He nodded at her.
"Uh..." She quickly glanced down at her book.
Demitri looked down too and tilted her head at the same time. Her eyes got wide.
Tamaki and Kyouya saw them looking, and they looked down too. Tamaki, started stuttering and Kyouya wrote something down in his notebook he brought with him.
The book cover had a picture of a blonde boy and a brown haired girl.
Ouran High School Host Club
"Hey guys!"
Louise titled her head to peek around Demitri, and her eyes got wide as she jumped up, "HIKARU AND KAORU!"
The twins sopped in mid-step and stumbled back about three feet, "Uh... yeah?" Hikaru said, scratching his head.
"HA!" Louise said, slapping her forehead, "Oh, my freaking god, this is good!" She started laughing.
"Um..."Demitri managed toget out. She quickly tried to "play it cool, "How do you know their names?"
"Smooth." Kaoru said, sliding beside her.
Demitri couldn't help it, she grinned like an idiot and punched his arm.
"Oh, yeah, right," Louise said, pointing to the twins, "It's funny you think I'm dense enough to believe that this," She motioned to the guys, "is not the host club after you introduced yourselves with the names of them, and they look exactly like them, and you guys looked so surprised when you saw the cover, and when Tamaki started stuttering like the nimrod he is ("Nimrod?"), and when Kyouya started writing in that notorious black note book he always has, and when, when," She shook her head, "this is..."
"Abnormal?"
"Weird?"
"Freaky?"
"Suspiscous?"
"INSANE!" She laughed and giggled, and the others just exchanged glances, then stopped, "Wait... Wheres-"
"There you guys are!"
They all turned like the way a certain pet beagle does whenever he hears a cheeto hit the floor.
Louise suddenly stiffened.
"Hello! Are you the new neighbours?" Hunny said, grinning from ear to ear. Mori nodded at her.
She suddenly beamed, and squealed, but shut up fairly quickly as if she didn't believed she just did that, and glomped Mori, "OHMIGOD IT'S MY MOST FAVORITE AWESOMEST WOMANIZER!" But she quickly regained herself and stepped back, shaking his hand. She cleared her throat, "Nice to meet you."
"That was unexpected..." Haruhi said quietly.
Demitri explained to them about how she now knows they are the host club, and not some random asian kids.
"Soo... Um... Now what?" Hikaru asked, looking around at everybody.
"Ahh- Oh yeah, my mother wanted me to give you these,"She handed her some brownies.
"Oh, these look good! Too bad I'm not allowed to have sugar," Louise said, looking down at it regretfully.
"Oh... That.. Must Suck..." Demitri said, not knowing what to say.
"Yup, it does. It sucks ASS." She sighed before putting it on a table on her porch. She looked back at them before blurting out, "How did it happen?"
"Oh, you mean this?" Demitri said, motioning towards the host club, "Well, it contained an old woman..."
"A magical mirror..." Tamaki said.
"And a spell..." Hunny said.
"And some underestimating-"
"Stop," She said, holding up her hand, "I've heard enough."She shook her head, "Thats just crazy."
"Tell me about it." Demitri said.
"Hm... Oh, come on in." She smiled and beckoned for them to follow her.
When they entered, they saw that the house was pretty messy, with boxes everywhere. It was a farely a small house, about a third the size of Demitri's house, big enough for about four people. They passed the kitchen and Louise asked if they wanted anything. They all declined politely. They passed the living room to see a small boy sitting on the couch, watching a music video on TV. The little boy switched the channel, but seemed to sense the presence of the rest, for he turned around blinked, before turning back and watching the TV again. He continued flipping through channels.
"Thats Tommy. He's six." Louise motioned toward the couch, "He likes microwave burritos and playstation."
"Well, I can see the resemblance." Tamaki said, smiling, and waving at Tommy. The boy saw him, glared, and went back to the TV.
Tamaki froze.
"Eeeeeyah..." Louise said, "He doesn't like teenagers..."
"Why?" Hikaru said, his eyebrows raised.
"Well, lets just say our cousins had a little pantsing fetish when he was younger. Now, he tends to kick people on the shin if they touch him. Even me."
"He kicks them in the shin?"
"Sometimes higher."
There were many things people didn't like about Louise Manning.
Louise was very quiet at first, only saying a few words, and laughing when the occasion was right.
People started talking to her because of this nature, and she opened up.
"I like yoai." She said blankly when asked by her teacher, "What is your favorite genre?"
The teacher blinked and asked what that was.
The girl grinned devilishly and asked, "Want me to show you?"
Two boys from her class were now scarred for life. The whole class was witnessed to something hey could not unsee. She was given a months worth detention for showing innapropriate material and forced sexual harassment.
She laughed.
"LOCK EYES FROM ACROSS THE ROOM
DOWN MY DRINK WHILE THE RYTHMS BOOM
TAKE YOUR HAND AND SKIP THE NAMES
NO NEED HERE FOR THE SILLY GAMES"
The group looks up, while Demitri chokes on her drink and Louise laughs like a maniac. Two guys had started rapping, with their pants down to thier knees and everything.
"Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
"Leave this place go back to yours, our lips first touch outside your doors," Louise cried, "The whole night what we've got in store, whisper in my ear that you want some more-"
"AND I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!"
*BAM*
Demitri and Kaoru dragged Louise out of the cafeteria, who was laughing merrily.
"She doesn't even go here..." Haruhi murmured as she turned back to her sandwich.
This... Is... Amazingly short... I-I couldn't think... And it's been six months... I'm running out of ideas...
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HELP ME!