Sorry I took so long to update, I was uploading a couple more chapters of my other fanfic, and enjoying my long weekend! But now I'm back to business. Enjoy!

"It's got, uh, Ted Danson and Magnum P.I., and that Jewish actor," Eric said as they all walked along the slim, outside corridor of the outside of the building that 'Magnus' lived in.

"Shut up, Eric," Alec said, losing his temper. He was nervous to what Magnus would be like, and how he would react now that Alec was definitely sober. "What room was it again?"

"It's 825," said Jace. He was as nervous as Alec was. He was glad that his best friend had finally come out of his shell, but was worried in case this guy was going to break his heart.

"I know, I did," said an alluring male voice, which they could hear from the open door. "I already checked with her." He said, stepping out the door. It was Magnus, and yes, he was as glittery in person. And don't even get me started on the eyeliner. "I found him! I'll call you back. " He said, hanging up the phone as he saw the four boys coming. "Thank God, he's with his father." He ran towards Eric, who was wearing the baby carrier thing, with Carlos in it. "I was freaking out," he laughed, tenderly taking Carlos from the carrier. "I missed you, sweetie." He said, taking the baby. "And I miss you," he said, in a sexy, seductive tone, leaning in and kissing Magnus full on, moaning. Alec was rather startled, but didn't look like he wasn't enjoying it.

"No," he said, breaking the kiss, and wiped away the coconut glitter lip gloss from all around his mouth.

"What the hell happened to you guys?" Magnus giggled.

"Actually, we were hoping you could tell us," Jace said.

"What do you mean?" Magnus certainly looked happy to see them. "I woke up this morning, I went to go get you all coffee, and I came back and you were gone. Why are you being so quiet?"

"I'm not being quiet," Alec said, smiling unintentionally.

Magnus laughed. "You're so cute! Yeah, I've got to feed Chairman Meow. Come inside, you guys." He said, linking his fingers through Alec's.

"Do you hear that?" Eric said, looking disappointed. "The baby's name is Chairman Meow."

"Yeah," said Jace, before he and Eric entered the apartment. "I thought he looked more like a Carlos too, bud." Jace was just buying more time, speculating whether his theories about Magnus being a warlock were true.

"Okay, what's up?" Magnus asked as he poured some interesting blue liquid into even more interesting crystal wine glasses. They started off red, but as they got nearer the top, they were clear. Magnus's apartment looked rather normal, Jace thought. He must have his warlock junk hidden in other rooms. "You guys are acting weird."

Jace scoffed, trying to keep cool. "Look, it's Magnus, right?"

"Very funny, Jace," he said, bring the glasses over.

"Right, Magnus, uh, you remember our friend Simon?" Jace said.

"Are you kidding?" Magnus said. "He was the best man at our wedding."

"Exactly," Jace said, looking directly at Magnus. "Well, we can't find him, and we're getting a little worried."

"Oh my God," said Magnus, chuckling. "That is so Simon!"

While sipping on his drink, Alec caught sight of his grandmother's ring on Magnus's finger. Instantly, he spat it out, all over Magnus and baby Chairman Meow.

Magnus just laughed, but Chairman Meow didn't find it funny in the slightest, and burst out crying.

"Oh sweetie I'm—" Magnus soothed his son. "I'm gonna go clean him off." He said, as Alec looked at the baby, disgusted with himself. "It's alright," Magnus calmed the baby, "your new daddy didn't mean it."

"Oh my Angel," said Alec, not knowing where to put himself.

"What the fuck, man," Jace hissed, "you've got to hold it together!"

"Holy shit," Alec rocked himself.

"He is super cute," Jace said, feeling slightly out of character, "you should be proud of yourself."

"He's wearing my grandmother's ring!" Alec hissed.

"What?"

"The ring I'm gonna give to Maia." He said in despair. "You know, my grandmother's Uprising ring?"

"Fuck," Jace put his face in his hands.

"She's wearing it!"

"Okay," said Jace, thinking things over in his head.

"What is the Uprising?" Asked Eric. Alec and Jace thought it was best not to respond.

"He's okay," Magnus said, walking back through with Chairman Meow. (What an odd name for a baby)

"Oh good," said Jace.

"He was just hungry," Magnus said, sitting down, and attaching what looked like a fake breast with milk in it. "He's fine."

"Oh good," said Jace again, in the same monotone. "About last night," he said, with a bit more life. "Uh, do you remember the last time you saw Simon?"

"Uh, I haven't seen him since the wedding," Magnus said, latching Chairman Meow onto his artificial boob.

"The wedding," Jace took out his little bit of paper and wrote that down. "Okay, great. And we can't re— what time was that?"

"Well, it was, um," he said, his cat eyes glittering, assuring Jace that he definitely was a warlock. "I guess it was around one, because I had to go back to work and finish my shift." Magnus winked at Eric, who was staring at the artificial boob in amazement. "And then when I got out I headed over to the hotel with Chairman Meow."

"And was Simon there then?"

"I didn't see Simon because you guys were passed out," he said. "The room was a wreck, so I just curled up next to Alec." Magnus gave him a cheeky wink, glitter flying off his long, fake eyelashes.

"Uh huh," said Jace, fighting the urge to laugh.

"Rawr," Magnus pretended to be some sort of cat.

"Oh," Jace smiled. He was playing along; anything to find Simon quicker.

Alec looked around the room in disgust. "I've got a question," Alec said, raising his hand slightly. "Um, you said when your shift ended." He said. "Does that mean you're a nurse? Or a blackjack dealer?"

"You know this," Magnus smiled. "I'm a stripper."

"Mm-hm," Alec said, pursing his lips tightly so he didn't scream.

"Well technically I'm an escort, but stripping's a great way to meet the clients."

"Smart," Jace smiled.

"Savvy," Alec said the first word that came to mind that wasn't inappropriate.

"But that's all in the past," Magnus said, looking like he was in a dream, "now that I married a doctor."

Alec shook his head, biting his lip. "I'm just a dentist."

"Las Vegas Police! Freeze!" The door burst open, and two male police officers, one short and fat, and one tall and skinny, hair greying.

"Okay!" Said the boys, raising their hands, jumping out their skin.

On cue, Chairman Meow started crying.

"Shut that baby up!" Said the skinny police officer, pointing his gun at them. "Shut that baby up!"

"For the love of the Angel!"

"Okay, okay, okay!" Jace screamed.

This probably doesn't give any hints to who Lesley Chow is now, haha! Maybe next chapter you'll find out, maybe...