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Jace took advantage of the ideal opportunity, and decided he was driving the car.

"Anything?" He said, looking around the car as he drove.

"Hmm," Alec said as he picked up a smoked cigar. "I got a cigar. Oh, I found, uh—"

"These are some black shoes," Eric said from the back seat, examining what was sure enough, a black shoe.

"They women's' shoes?" Jace asked, looking in the rear view mirror.

"I don't know."

"Whose are those?" Jace asked, obviously suggesting that he would never wear such a style of shoes.

"I don't know," Alec said, looking in the shoe, pausing with disgust at the stench, "it's a men's size six."

"That's weird," Jace said.

"What is this?" Eric said, picking up a clearly used condom. "A snake skin?"

"Oh, come on!" Alec sighed, not even wanting to think about what he had been up to. "Eww!" He squealed as Eric threw the condom on his shoulder.

"That's a used condom, Eric!" Jace said loudly, hiding his secret laughter the best that he could.

"Oh, Angel, blech!" Alec tried to sweep the condom off him with as little contact with it as he could. When he finally did get it off, it flicked into Eric's eye.

"Ouch" he said, flicking it away.

"Get it out of the car," Jace said, looking back in disgust.

"Gross, it's wet!" Alec moaned to himself.

"I don't want the thing!" Eric screamed, throwing the condom on Jace's shoulder in a panic.

"Hey, come on!" Jace screamed, trying to shrug the condom off as he drove, which wasn't for happening. "I got jizz on me! For the love of the Angel, guys!"

"Get it out!" Alec laughed.

"Fuck!" Jace screamed, throwing it out of the window, and pulling over into some kind of stranded lay-by.

"All right, what the fuck, man?" Jace said, pushing his hair out of his face and put his face in his palms. "We've got to get this shit together, guys!"

They all sat in a panicked silence, as a metal thump came from the boot of the car.

"What was that?" Eric stared at them with wide eyes.

"It's in the trunk," said Alec, identifying the source of the noise. "Simon's in the trunk!" He said, sparking on an idea.

With that in mind, they all jumped out of the car, and rushed to the trunk of the car.

"Oh, fuck! Holy shit!"

"Open it! Open it!" Alec yelled as they pounced onto the boot.

"Okay, okay, okay!" Jace said, fumbling with the keys as he turned the lock of the trunk.

Opening the trunk, they felt relieved, but only for a second. A tall, blonde-white haired muscled naked man jumped on top of Jace, his privates in Jace's face, as he hit him with a crowbar. The three of them ran in different directions, leaving Jace to try and remove the naked man from his face, as he continuously whacked him with the crowbar.

"Please! Please! Please stop!" Jace yelled. He wasn't as brave as he had been when he was Jace Wayland, Shadowhunting Legend. Now he was Jace Herondale, Shadowhunting schoolteacher, and not the same man he used to be. He always wondered what his life would have been like if he hadn't knocked up his wife when he was only nineteen. Finally, Jace found the might to throw the strange man off.

Once getting a better look at the man, Jace realised he knew who he was. The strange man was Valentine Morgenstern. Jace had thought he had died, but his body never had been found…

Valentine smacked Alec in the stomach with the crowbar, then in the back, then in the neck, making him fall to the ground with a grunt. He then turned round, full of rage, and smacked Jace across the jaw with the crowbar, making his uber cool sunglasses fall to the ground. Then, Valentine sought out his weakest opponent, Eric. He edged towards him slowly, the crowbar raised in his hands, eyeing Eric up and down.

"Woah," Eric edged away quickly. "I'm with you, I'm with you!"

"You gonna fuck on me?" Valentine asked. Obviously where he had been, he had lost the ability to talk properly.

"Nobody's gonna fuck on you!" Eric screamed, holding his hands out defensively as he backed away. "I hate Godzilla! I hate him too. I hate him! He destroys cities! Please! This isn't your fault! I'll get you some pants!" Eric rambled on, which seemed to be soothing Valentine slightly. But that was just a façade Valentine had purposely set up. He threw the crowbar at Eric's face, and ran off, leaving the three boys lying on the ground in agony.

"What the fuck was that?" Said Jace, crawling towards the car.

"I have internal bleeding," Alec over reacted. "Someone call 911."

"That was some fucked up shit!" Eric coughed, sitting up against the car with Jace and Alec.

"Valentine is so mean!" Was all Jace could come up with.

"Guys, there's something that I need to tell you," Eric said. "Last night on the roof, before we went out, I slipped something in our Jagermeister."

"What?" Jace stared at him in disbelief.

"I'm sorry, I fudged up, guys," Eric was so ashamed he couldn't even look at them.

"You drugged us up?" Alec sat up, as rage gave him a little adrenaline.

"No, I didn't drug you up," Eric shook his head. "I was told it was ecstasy."

"Well, who told you it was ecstasy?" Jace tried to contain his rage, as it would get him nowhere to be furious.

"The guy I bought it from at the liquor store!"

"Why would you give us ecstasy?" Alec decided to calm himself a little, because, as Jace always told him, being angry would get him nowhere.

"I wanted everybody to have a good time and I knew you guys wouldn't take it! It was just one hit each. I used to do three hits a night."

"But it wasn't ecstasy, Eric," Alec tried to get to his feet. "It was roofies!"

"You think I knew that, Alec? The guy I bought it from seemed like a real straight shooter."

"I'm sorry," Alec said, giving up on getting up, so he crawled to Eric. "You mean the drug dealer at the liquor store wasn't a good guy?"

"Let's just calm it down," said Jace.

"You fucking calm it down!" Alec screamed at Jace. "He drugged us. I lost a tooth. I married a whore. Although, I think that's just a cover up identity."

"I was thinking that too—" said Jace.

"How dare you he's a nice guy!" Eric screamed as if it was all one word. He obviously had a soft spot for the warlock.

"You are such a fucking moron." Alec said, standing up.

"Your language is offensive!"

"Fuck you!"

"Alright, let's just take a deep breath, okay?" Jace stood back, and soothed Alec. "Seriously, this is a good thing. At least it's not some stranger who drugged us for the Angel knows what reason!"

"Yeah, you're right Jace," Alec said sarcastically, "it's a totally good thing. We're so much better off now. Here's something I would like to remind you of: Simon is probably face down in a ditch somewhere right now, with a meth-head butt-fucking his corpse!"

"That's highly unlikely," Eric looked down.

"It's true!"

"Does not help at all," said Jace. "All right, let's get our shit together, guys. Let's go back to the hotel, and I'm gonna make a couple calls. Maybe Simon's back there. Maybe he's asleep. Come on! Let's go!"

"Alec?" Eric held up his hand to Alec. "A little help?"

"Shut up." Alec swiped his hand away, and opened the car door. Unfortunately, Eric had attempted to get up at this point, and Alec whacked him across the head with the car door.

"Ow!"
"Oh Angel, Oh Angel," Alec panicked. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine," Eric chocked out.

"Oh Eric, I'm sorry," Alec said, helping Eric up.

"Wait guys," Eric said, as the three of them walked down the hotel corridor, looking stoned. "What about the tiger?" He whispered. "What if he got out?"

"Oh fuck!" Jace bent his head backwards in exasperation. "I keep forgetting about the Forsaken tiger! How the fuck did he get in there?"

"I don't know, because I don't remember," Alec said, full of sass. He'd obviously learned a thing or two from his sister, Isabelle.

"Shh," Jace hushed him. "Alec, Alec, keep it down."

"Because, uh, one of the side affects of, uh, roofies is memory loss." Eric didn't understand that Alec was being sarcastic.

"You are literally too stupid to insult." Alec stared at him in disbelief.

"Thank you."

"Hey," Jace whispered, placing his hands on the door, then pushed it open, to hear the sound of Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" playing through the villa. "Hey, come on," he ushered Alec and Eric in. "Did we leave the music on?" He asked Alec. "Hey, shh," he growled at Eric as he slammed the door shut. "Don't make any sudden movements."

"Woah!" An unidentified figure screamed as Jace walked into him.

"Who the hell are you?" Jace said, jumping back.

"No, who the hell are you?" Said a pale boy, who had obviously dyed his hair black, as the blonde roots were coming in. To Jace and Alec, he was a vampire, but to Eric, he was just an attractive male boy who was in their villa.

"Quiet, quiet," said a mysterious voice, that had a Spanish accent. They turned to see a dark haired boy, who couldn't be any older than seventeen sitting at the piano. They knew who it was.

"Raphael?" Jace double taked.

"Shh." Raphael said in his normal voice. "This is my favourite part coming up right now." As the drums sounded, he motioned as if he was playing the drums. "I can feel it, coming in the air tonight," he sang, "I need a chorus line, guys," he said to the three of them.

Eric was the first to join in with the chorus, but Alec and Jace didn't.

"One more time guys!" Raphael cheered, and this time, Alec and Jace did join in. And with that, Raphael punched Eric in the jaw forcefully.

"Oh, Raziel!" Jace covered his mouth with his hand.

"Oh fuck!" The two of them said as they dropped to the floor to check Eric.

Jace checked Eric head, then looked up to Raphael. "Why did you do that?" he yelled.

"Raphael would like to know why is his tiger in your bathroom."

"Hold on," Jace raised his hands and his voice. "That was completely unnecessary. Is this because of what happened in the Hotel Du Mort—"

"Explain," said the boy.

"All right, look, we were drugged last night," Jace explained. "We have no memory of what happened."

"It's true," said Alec, as the two vampires looked at each other, obviously not trusting the Shadowhunters. "We got in all kinds of trouble last night and now we can't find out friend. If you want to kill us, go ahead, because I don't care anymore."

"Alec, what are you talking about?" Jace gritted his teeth. The vampires would take any opportunity to kill Shadowhunters.

"I don't care," he said.

"Why the fuck would you want to steal his tiger?" Said the boy.

"We tend to do dumb shit when we're fucked up," Jace said, shrugging his shoulders.

"I don't believe these Shadowhunters," Raphael sneered.

"Wait," said Jace. "How did you guys find us?"

"One of you dropped your jacket," said the boy. "We found it in the tigers' cage this morning."

"That's Simon's!" Said Alec. As Raphael and his boy heard the name Simon, they instantly changed their approach. They had massive respect for the Daylighter.

"Yeah," said the boy, throwing the jacket at Alec. "His wallet and his room key is in there."

"That's our missing friend," said Jace, looking at the jacket.

"I don't give a fuck," said the boy, but you could totally tell he did.

"Did you guys see him?" Asked Alec.

"I was…" Raphael grinned cheekily, "occupied."

"If he had been vacant," said the boy, "then this wouldn't have gone down so smoothly."

"Maybe one of the tigers' ate him," Raphael laughed with the boy. "Just like Valentine."

"Respect," said the boy, looking down.

"What happened to Valentine?" Jace asked, because he knew this couldn't be true. He had seen Valentine not that long ago.

"Oh don't worry about Valentine," Raphael said. "He's not with us anymore."

"Okay, I know this is asking a lot," said Jace, putting his hands to the temples of his head. "but do you think we could go to your house and look around and see if there's any clues?"

"Absolutely," said the boy. "How else did you think we were going to get the tiger back anyway? Come on, champ," he said, as him and Raphael headed for the door.

"I'm sorry?" Said Jace.

"We're not going to put it in the Bentley," said the boy. "You brought it here, you bring it back. What do you think, about forty minutes?"

"Don't make me come back for him," said Raphael. And with that, they were out the villa.

"Eric," Jace said, as Eric started to come back to consciousness. "Bud, are you okay?"

"Oh, for the love of the Angel," Alec whispered.

"Shit!"

"Fuck, where'd he get him?"

"Hey," Jace snapped his fingers in Eric's face, making him focus.

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