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I don't own Sherlock, I'm just a fan of the show.

I woke up to hear Sherlock banging around downstairs. I roll over and look at the clock, 5am. Groaning I get up and walk down the stairs to find Sherlock rushing around the living room mumbling to himself.

"Do you know what time it is?" I ask him sleepily, rubbing my eyes.

"Mmm... Oh yes, I think it's 5 in the morning isn't it?" He replied distractedly. I shake my head.

"New case then?" I ask him.

"Yes." He said shortly. I watch him rush around for a bit then ask him what he's doing.

"Trying to find something." Was all he said so I walk into the kitchen to get a drink. I open the fridge and look in, there isn't much in there. Note to self: Buy milk... and food. The only thing in the fridge is a bottle of apple juice. I take it out and pour myself a glass, wondering when we brought apple juice. Then walk back into the living room to watch Sherlock rush around. I take a sip and ask him what he's looking for.

"My coa- What are you drinking?" He asked suddenly and stared intently at my glass of apple juice.

"Apple juice. Why? You want some?"

Mixed emotions show on his face as if hes not sure wether to laugh or not.

"What?" I ask, suddenly suspicious.

"I wouldn't drink that if I were you." He said. My jaw dropped.

"Why? Is it poison? What is it?" I was panicking big time.

"Oh it's only dog urine." He smiled as if it's one big joke. I gag, suddenly feeling quite sick.

"Why is there dog urine in the fridge? Why didn't you label it?" I yell, this wasn't funny.

"Experiment." He laughed I felt like punching him.

"Why didn't you label it?"

"I did, look." He flounced into the kitchen and flung open the fridge the paused.

"Oh wait did you drink from this one?" He asks pulling out the apple juice bottle.

"Yes"

"Oh..." He frowned.

"What?"

"Oh well thats not dog urine." He said and put the bottle back and grabbed his coat and made for the door.

"Oh that's good so it's just apple juice then." I smile with relief and take a gulp from my glass.

"Well no its my urine." He said over his shoulder as he ran for it. I spit it out and gag.

"SHERLOCK!" I scream after him but he is already gone. Anger boils up inside me.

"That bastard! That idiot!" I fume and then feel my phone buzz. I pull it out and read the message:

Sorry. Really I am.

SH

I sigh. Ah well, what did I expect? I live with a nutter. I text back:

Wait until you get home. Im going to kill you

JW

I send the message and smile, that's what I get for living with a weirdo.